44

PornBurger: Hot Buns and Juicy Beefcakes

By: on March 17, 2016
$14.27
Check It Out

A picture of a Porn Burger is worth a thousand drools. Maybe even a lick. A bite. At the very least a boner. In Porn Burger: Hot Buns and Juicy Beefcakes, self-described "burger pervert" Matthew Ramsey indulges us with the most illicit photographs of beef between bread (and mac 'n' cheese patties, and woven quilts of bacon) I've ever seen.

Even better, he includes the recipes to make them so we can all Weird Science our own mouthwatering Lisa Burgers.

Ramsey first pushed burgers into the realm of obscenity with his PornBurger blog. The forthcoming Porn Burger: Hot Buns and Juicy Beefcakes is simply the next step for those of us who don't want to just look at porn on the Internet, but also display it on our coffee tables, and physically interact with it in our kitchens.

From the Bill U Murray Me? to the Willem DaFoe-nut, Ramsey's Porn Burgers are X-rated, decadent, and life-altering. The latter for both the creations' ability to change every perception you've ever had of ground meat, and also the likelihood that eating just one will increase your risk of heart disease by 30%.

Buy Now

Blackstone Tailgater Portable Grill & Griddle

$172.99 - $246.35 from Amazon »

Hot cakes and a hunk of ham on a cool morning car camping in the mountains. Blackstone's Tailgater Portable Grill & Griddle makes it possible....

Buy Now

Ziv's Portable Smoker

$119.95 from Amazon »

Ziv likes his fish straight out of the smoker the same night he catches it. Even if he's spending that night in Mother Nature's backyard instead of his own. He created Ziv's Portable Smoker - a cooker box that collapses...

Check it out

Beef Jerky Flower Bouquets

Men, say it with diamonds. With chocolate truffles. With roses. Ladies, say it with beef. Jerky. In the shape of flowers for good measure. Because even though nothing will tell your man's belly how you feel more than...

Check it out

CasusGrill - Biodegradable Instant BBQ

$8 from The Fowndry »

Biodegradable and 100% natural, the CasusGrill leaves no trace when you dispose of it. Which is more than I can say for the oysters my friend Cornelius grilled at his anti-Taco-Tuesday BBQ last night. I disposed of at...

Check it out

Ladobi Erotic Film Earphones

$30.69 from Firebox.com »

If you're going to spend a fine Wednesday evening listening to people F softly, screw gently, hump sweetly, ball discreetly, and then F'ing bone completely, wouldn't you prefer that they not sound like Jack Black scraping...

Check it out

Cereal Motel Adult Cereals

$12.50 from Cereal Motel »

Cereal Motel has a slightly different take on "adult" cereal than Fiber One and unfrosted Mini Wheats do. It's a take I like a whole, whole lot more than whole grains and improved bowel movements. Cereal Motel makes "deliciously...

Buy Now

Smoke Puck Meat Infusers

$12.12 from Amazon »

They say these smoke pucks pack punch. Right in your meat's kisser! Smaller than a wood or pellet smoker, or even a wood / pellet smoker box that sits under your grill lid, the Steven Raichlen Best of Barbecue Stainless...

Buy Now

Star Wars TIE Fighter Gas Grill

$299.99 from Amazon »

How much do you love Star Wars? Like in exact number of dollars? If it's more than a few hundos, the franchise invites you to show your love with a Star Wars TIE Fighter Portable Gas Grill. And get ready to add "BBQ from...

Check it out

Country Archer Natural Meat Snacks

$2.75 - $6 from Country Archer »

Country Archer makes meat snacks for those of us who are done with dry, brittle jerky that tastes like nothing but fake smoke and salt, and feels like it's going to puncture our gut when we swallow it. And also for those...

Buy Now

Objects of Desire (NSFW)

$25.30 from Amazon »

Everyone's all on about the advancements in the computer industry. The cell phone industry. The automotive industry. But what about the sex toy industry? Isn't it about time they got the props they deserve for the groundbreaking...

Check it out

Aniva Cosa Transforming Chiminea & Grill

Aniva's Cosa lifts, flips, and slides between cooking your raw meat (BBQ), serving your succulent meat (side table), and heating your body meat (fire pit, or chiminea) while you eat it. The transforming grill impressed...

Check it out

JAG Communal Grill Table

$2,499 - $2,999 from JAG Grill »

I don't really want a JAG Grill for myself. I mean, it's a lot of money and seems like a lot of work to put together and maintain, and then you have to, like, clean it.... But I am very much in favor of someone I know...