A picture of a Porn Burger is worth a thousand drools. Maybe even a lick. A bite. At the very least a boner. In Porn Burger: Hot Buns and Juicy Beefcakes, self-described "burger pervert" Matthew Ramsey indulges us with the most illicit photographs of beef between bread (and mac 'n' cheese patties, and woven quilts of bacon) I've ever seen.
Even better, he includes the recipes to make them so we can all Weird Science our own mouthwatering Lisa Burgers.
Ramsey first pushed burgers into the realm of obscenity with his PornBurger blog. The forthcoming Porn Burger: Hot Buns and Juicy Beefcakes is simply the next step for those of us who don't want to just look at porn on the Internet, but also display it on our coffee tables, and physically interact with it in our kitchens.
From the Bill U Murray Me? to the Willem DaFoe-nut, Ramsey's Porn Burgers are X-rated, decadent, and life-altering. The latter for both the creations' ability to change every perception you've ever had of ground meat, and also the likelihood that eating just one will increase your risk of heart disease by 30%.