Playboy: The Complete Centerfolds, 1953-2016

By: on August 02, 2017
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Did you know Marilyn Monroe was the first ever Playboy centerfold? It happened in 1953, and launched what would become Hugh Hefner's iconic Playmate of the Month title and spread. And I didn't know of this before. Clearly, I need to set aside a weekend to delve into the Playboy archives.

Or take a shortcut and grab a copy of Playboy: The Complete Centerfolds, 1953-2016 when it starts shipping next month (at printing, the book was available for pre-order).

Playboy originally published a Complete Centerfolds hardcover in 2007, but this latest edition has been updated to add the last 10 years of voluptuous playmates, plus, er, flesh out their photographs with new narratives and a redesigned package. I guess when Hef's son decided to bring the nudie sexy back to current issues of the magazine, he figured this centerfolds collection would be good way to remind dudes what's always made Playboy so great.

The articles.

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