Everybody poops 410 pounds a year. Heh. Given what I've been downing today, at least 5 of those pounds are going to show themselves to me sometime between 5:00 and 10:00 tomorrow morning. Author Deuce Flanagan reminds us that when we were young we learned that everyone poops. And now that we have matured to an age that comprehends weights and measures, it is time for us to learn just how much human waste we produce in the process. Everybody Poops 410 Pounds a Year: An Illustrated Bathroom Companion for Grown-Ups explores the gross and engrossing details of everyone's favorite number, the number 2.
Everybody Poops 410 Pounds a Year explores fascinating deuce-dropping topics, such as how astronauts defecate in space, and where exactly your poo goes after you poo it. Also covered: who invented the flushing toilet; the flammability of excrement; and why humans poop corn poop but only unicorns poop Skittles poop.