Alien Next Door
Here we have the script for the next sequel in the Alien franchise, tentatively titled Alien: Domestication. OK, not quite. It's actually a new satire from artist Joey Spiotto--the kind that's kind of for kids, kind of for adults, and definitely for all Alien fans. The book's loose storyline follows an Alien that comes to Earth and must learn to fit in on a planet full of humans and cats. How does he do it? By becoming the Alien Next Door. The friendly neighbor who keeps his house spic 'n' span, bakes his buddies pies, and never forgets to floss. He's also pretty good with an electric razor.