The Hangover Bobblehead

By: on September 01, 2011
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Not at the table, Carlos. I own this miniature, inanimate, though somehow no less intrusive version of Alan, and the dude has actually woken me up in the middle of the night with his endless ramblings. It almost give me a heart attack. I figured someone had broken in, and was easing the blow of stealing all my shit by doing Hangover quotes.

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