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Star Wars Cats Pincushions

By: on May 14, 2013
  • Star Wars Cats Pincushions
  • Star Wars Cats Pincushions
  • Star Wars Cats Pincushions
  • Star Wars Cats Pincushions
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One thing I really do not like is cats. Which makes them the perfect subject for a pincushion. Their Star Wars spin trips me up a little--it's going to be way less gratifying to stab a Han Solo cat in the gut than it would be just to stab a cat in the gut--but at least this way it will be slightly more justifiable for me to have a collection of felt feline sewing accessories displayed on my bookshelf the next time Cornelius comes over to play DrunkQuest.

Kathleen of Fat Cat Crafts handmakes all of her functional pincushions for sewers, Star Wars fans, and sadistic cat haters alike. OK, probably not so much for the last group, but hey, once you offer a product to the general population you can't really pick and choose which members of the general population are gonna buy it. I've recently come to that unsavory realization in contemplating why so many people are purchasing the weird latex horse head mask we ran a while back.

Pincushions stand about 5-1/2" tall and come in Star Wars characters Han Solo, Darth Vader, Princess Leia, and Obi Wan Kenobi.

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$20,000 Hypoallergenic Designer House Cat

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Cat Battle Armor

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Quick, someone get this cat a lance! He's scheduled to joust one of the guinea pigs from G-Force at high noon and only just finished his battle armor fitting. I don't know if he's ready for this. The pigs have been training...

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Meow-meow, meow-meow, meow-meow, meow-...chomp! Mmmm, nothing like a buttery bite of shortbread kitteh! You might say this laser engraved cat rolling pin is for cat people. Or, you could make an argument that it's for...

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A must-read for every cat parent! How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety: And Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives consolidates 8 crucial public service pamphlets into a clear...

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Samurai Pet Armor for Cats & Dogs

Don't let that samurai-armored Shiba Inu's smile fool you. The dog is ready for feudal Japan levels of combat. See his samurai sword? Hiding there in his mouth? If I were you I'd armor up, find a weapon, and brace yourself....

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Your Pet's Nose Ring

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I'm all for loving your pet...and your pet's nose. But your pet's nose as a ring? Even if the sweet pup or kitty has moved on to taller trees and bigger litter boxes, I'm not sure wearing a sterling silver cast of their...

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When I first read about, but hadn't yet seen, Copter Company's taxidermy animal drones I though they just sounded kinda goofy. Then I got a look at the Orvillecopter here. A spread-eagle taxidermied quad-cat-ter flying...

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Iron Throne Cat Bed

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Is your cat the rightful heir to the FELIRON THRONE? A bright spot in my week of Game of Thrones withdrawal (2019? 2019?!) Kate Agafonova's Iron Throne Cat Bed invites kitties from all families - royals, wardens, lords...

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