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Mousemask Murphy

By: on September 15, 2012

Mickey Mouse in a gas mask. That definitely looks Disney-approved. And I hear Mousemask Murphy is to be voiced by James Earl Jones in the forthcoming 3D animated film intended to make children insist on sleeping in their parents' beds at night until they go away to college. A collaboration of artist Ron English and twisted figurine franchise Made by Monsters, the vinyl icon of rodents stands 10" tall and comes in both his traditional red and yellow threads, plus a Japan ZacPac Grey tone edition. Mousemask Murphy is part of a limited run, so vendor GarageWorks Industries is allowing customers to buy only two figures apiece. To order, email info@garageworksindustries.com.

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