Goth Angel Fantasy Figurines

By: on March 26, 2015

I'm not really into dolls or fairies...anymore...but if someone wants to commission me one of Shadowsculpt's goth angel fantasy figurines, let's just say I'm not going to regift it along with the label maker from Elaine. In fact, given that these OOAK, handmade desktop statues have boobies so realistic they make my crotchal region feel all tingly and in need of adjustment, or look so much like Angelina Jolie they make my crotchal region feel all tingly and in need of adjustment, I'd probably keep mine displayed proudly on my nightstand. Right next to my lotion and box of Kleenex.

Claire Ashley Shadowsculpts all of her figurines to order; no two are ever alike, and no molds are used in their construction. Buyers may request a gothic beauty--or mermaid or elf or superhero--in the style, aesthetic, and clothing of their choice. Ashley builds them from polymer clay, fires them to structural hardness, and then hand paints and clothes them with mixed media. Wings are also available upon request.

Figurines typically stand between 7" and 9" in height and width and sit atop a base.

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