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Dragonborn Statue

By: on October 06, 2014

Bethesda Store and Quake Con have produced only 250 of these highly detailed Dragon Priest Mask variants of their Dragonborn statue. From official 2D artwork to formidable 3D incarnation, the Elder Scrolls legend stalwartly faces fire breathers, demons, and your defusable alarm clock from atop his rock base.

As a 1/6 scale replica the Dragon Priest Mask Dragonborn stands 16" tall. He is cast in polystone, and then hand-finished and hand-painted. In addition to being bred to kill, the slayer is also dressed to kill: Bethesda Store says the warrior's tailored armor, Dragon Priest Morokei mask, and attire are accurate recreations of the style depicted in The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. No word on whether or not the ominous tail enveloping the Dragonborn's stony podium is a trophy from Alduin.

Additional Dragonborn statue package features include a Dragonborn War Axe, Iron Shield, hand-numbered base, and Certificate of Authenticity. The piece's artist is Alejandro Pereira.

Muchas danke to Luis C. for the Dude Product Tip.

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