The Dirtiest Dirty Santa Gifts (NSFW)

SN Herder has thought a lot about the Force awakening. So much that his mind went...there. First the gutter, and then the toy bin. Herder says he made The Extremely Unofficial and Highly Unauthorized Star Wars Kama Sutra for "Star Wars fans with a slightly twisted sense of humor." He stresses that the book is a parody, all in good fun, and, of course, superlatively not approved by Disney...or your company's HR team...or your grandma.

Say what you mean, and mean what you say. Orrrr...go the passive aggressive route and stick this Up Yours mug in some gift wrap for your Dirty Santa or White Elephant exchange, and trust the fates to make sure the appropriate party ends up with it (i.e., Aunt Jan / co-worker Scotty. Yep, he goes by "Scotty.")

The Up Yours mug is pretty self-explanatory. White ceramic on the outside, white ceramic on the inside, and...surprise when the coffee's gone!...white ceramic 3D fist flipping the bird rising up out of the mug's interior base.

I've got one for the willies, so naturally I have to include one for the ladies on my dirtiest of Dirty Santa gift list. In the title description for Snow Globe Sweaters also appear the words "Hooter Heaters," which is a much better and more obvious name in my opinion (unless, I guess, you know someone with a pet owl.) The point is, these are little stocking hats sized to cover the nips when it gets nippy out.

Offencils profanity pencils are like the Daniel Tosh of insulting writing tools. They say it, they own it, and if you're offended, well...you're probably a scat-sucking twat face anyway. And, also like Tosh, if you can get past the dirty nature of Offencils' themes and language, you'll have to admit: they're pretty fucking funny.

There are two things I really like about this trophy, which simply reads "World Champion" across the engraved plate on the front, and apparently comes with a patriotic ribbon tied around it. 1) The level of detail! Check out the photo gallery, and you'll see the seller is very proud of the effort they've taken to replicate with precision a penis' trademark contours and wrinkles, which are highlighted further by the dick's gold-dipped sheen. 2) At least at printing, the title of the World Champion Dick Trophy listing began with these words: "Happy New Year & Christmas Decorations."