Mighty Patch Pimple Patch

$12.99 Amazon »

Pimple. Zit. Acne. Pus volcano. Blemish if you're being fancy. The Mighty Patch Pimple Patch destroys them all. At least according to Mighty Patch themselves, who say their medical-grade hydrocolloid sticker "absorbs...

Butter Girl & Boy Butter Keepers & Spreaders

$19 Amazon »

I'm not sure these look so much like Butter Girl & Boy Butter Keepers & Spreaders as they do, uh, Butter Voldemort's Children Butter Keepers & Spreaders. Or maybe Butter Kyle from South Park's Little Brother Ike Butter...

Swing Bar

$23k Duffy London »

Oooh, swingers at the bar. Sounds like good times! Oh wait, it's a swing set turned into a bar for people to sit at while they drink. ... Sounds like vomiting!...

Igloo VW Bus Cooler

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Strangely, Igloo's VW Bus Cooler - a limited edition of their Playmate lunchbox-style coolers - is not the first VW Bus cooler to be released, and not even the first VW Bus cooler I've written about. Just last year we...

Den DIY Cabin Kit

$27k Den »

Den frames - no A-frames - their DIY Cabin Kits like this: "You're truly only limited by how far you want to transport building materials into the woods." In other words, you can build this 115-square-foot tiny cabin...

Oura Ring Personal Health Tracker

$299 Oura Ring »

What's your Oura? Welp, according to the personal health tracker Oura Ring, it's tired, inactive, and slow to recover. Oh boy, another gadget to tell you you're doing life all wrong!...

Scooby-Doo Mystery Machine Pet Carrier

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Grab a Scooby-Doo Mystery Machine Pet Carrier and load up the Scooby Snacks along with your dog or cat (or other furry or slithery friend) when it's time to solve the mystery of how to transport the little precious to...

FS-TFC 4-Stage Portable Water Purifier Pump

$45.99 Amazon »

Dudes, get pumped to...drink potable water. Be able to hydrate on your next camping or off-grid RV trip. Survive the next drought or natural disaster. I know. Me and the FS-TFC 4-stage portable Water Purifier Pump are...

These 16 products to help you host a better dinner party won't do all the work for you - you'll probably need a caterer, or your mama, to fill in some pieces here and there. But if you're hoping to create a few Big Night-caliber memories, books for cooking and food & wine pairing, unique and funky...

Nintendo Game & Watch: The Legend of Zelda

$54.87 Amazon »

The first of Nintendo's handheld gaming consoles, the Game & Watch debuted in Japan in 1980. In November 2020, Nintendo released an updated Super Mario Bros. version of the Game & Watch in honor of the game's 35th anniversary...

The Cob Quicky

The Cob Quicky lends a hand in buttering your corn on the cob, getting the job done mess-free and in record time. It's a hand for a job. A Hand. Job...

LEGO Adidas Originals Superstar Sneaker

$79.99 LEGO »

Kick it with LEGO and Adidas this summer, courtesy of the brands' collaboration on this LEGO Adidas Originals Superstar Sneaker. At 731-pieces the shoe, like the LEGO Typewriter, is another adult building brick kit intended...

Giant American Flag String Lights

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Light up the night this 4th of July with a set of giant American Flag String Lights. Strung properly - don't go mixing up the star LEDs with the stripes - Twinkle Star's patriotic behemoth spans 6.5' wide x 3.3' tall...

Thor's Hammer Water Bottle

Discontinued

Thor's Hammer becomes TH2O's Hammer in this Thor's Hammer Water Bottle. Marvel fans, superhero fans, Norse mythology fans, Ragnorak on Netflix fans - prepare to get hammered. And by hammered, I mean hydrated...

The WaterSlyde Bathtub Sex Toy

$35 Lovability »

Ladies, I freaked out too when I saw The WaterSlyde and thought you were meant to stick it inside you like a vibrator. And then I freaked out even more when I read maker Lovability deems The WaterSlyde a "sex toy alternative,"...

Road Trip Cooking

$14.99 Amazon »

Really? I've scanned the entire table of contents for Road Trip Cooking: The Best Recipes for Your Campfire, Stove or Barbecue, and despite its primary title being Road Trip Cooking there's not a single recipe with roadkill...

DropTop Plug & Play Wall-Mounted Workstation

$558 - $1,700 Pith & Stem »

DropTop is a pretty clever plug & play wall-mounted workstation that folds down to reveal a strong and roomy hardwood ply desktop, and your choice of 1 or 2 built-in monitors, or the cutouts to install your own. But its...

Pop Under Pressure Popping Balloon Party Game

$27.99 Amazon »

Pop Under Pressure is a party game in which a balloon slowly inflates over the course of each round, creating stress and anxiety to complete various word challenges before it F'ing pops in your face. Are you kidding me?!...

Paper Airplane Desk Lamp

$425 Mousarris »

Named Saita, this paper airplane-style desk lamp is designer Mousarris' latest attempt to shed some light - and some flight - on your workspace...

PanGogh Batter Art Pancake Griddle

$39.49 Amazon »

I don't really understand how this PanGogh batter art pancake griddle works, but as long as there are delicious pancakes that look like delicious ice cream cones at the end of it, I'll leave that to the kids to figure...

Lefree Digital Money-Counting Swear Jar

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Now here's a new twist to the swear jar - a digital money-counting piggy bank that will let you know exactly how much all the sh*ts and f*cks you've given have cost you. Sounds like the perfect gift for teens - or gift...

EcoTable 30 - Portable Solar Charging Table

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The EcoTable 30 is a portable, collapsible outdoor table that sucks up more sun than your black leather car seats, and even puts its solar power reserves to better use that burning the bejeesus out of the backs of your...

United States Geology Map

$59 - $899 Etsy »

I can't believe this United States Geology Map is 2D. Even in the closeup shots it looks like a raised relief map, a 3D piece of artwork. But maker 4D Map Art flat-out states, multiple times, that despite the optical...

Micro Crochet Animals

$33.60 - $68 Etsy »

Lookee, lookee at the itty bitty crochet sloth. The teeny tiny crochet elephant. The weeeee little crochet penguin. The...I can't. I have to stop. All these Micro Crochet Animals, these things that make you go awww, are...