Ranger Pace Counter

$13.95 Amazon »

Accurate. Works day or night. Functional without satellite, cell tower, or batteries. However, using the Ranger Pace Counter will require focus and baseline mathematical skills. So it's still not for everyone...

Mirror Houses

Mirror Houses might be the perfect vacation rental for you and the Wicked Queen...or, uh, your girlfriend... Set amidst the rolling green hills and dramatic mountain backdrop of South Tyrol, this pair of architectural...

The vehicles of tomorrow we keep hearing about? Luxurious street-legal hybrids that kill it off-road. Self-sufficient wheeled islands that can high-tail it off the grid when the world goes south. Electric wonders that cruise emission-free for hundreds of miles on a single charge. And, yes, flying...

Manties Men's Lace Boxers

$31.19 Firebox.com »

Last month this a-hole at my office left a box of Edible Anus chocolates on my desk with a note that said, "I saw these and thought of your face." Now everyone at work calls me Buttmuncher. Like we're 12! So for next...

RipFix Hand Tear Repair

$17.75 Amazon »

Well here's one downside to physical activity: nasty, torn-up palms. Check this out. If you can do it without gagging. Large chunks of skin ripped violently from a dude's hands in the name of "working out?" I hope he...

Welix Two-Wheel Electric Scooter

The Welix has no learning curve and requires no skills to use, which is good because you can bet that if I'm too lazy to walk myself down the street or hallway, I am definitely too lazy to learn how to use a complex piece...

Slim Water Repellent Laptop Backpack

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Backpacks usually remind me of school. Ugh. One thing I do not miss is school. Granted, work is a buzzkill too. The grind of the rat race, my incredibly taxing job of trolling the Internet for stuff to spend money on...

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Giveaway: vapRwear Smokable Hoodies

Puff, puff, pass may not work so well with vapRwear's smokable hoodies, but enter this week's giveaway, and you will be able to pass, puff, puff with a friend if you're the lucky winner of any 2 hoodies from the vapRwear...

Pocket Shot Ultrafast Slingshot

$25 Amazon »

Faster than a speeding bullet! Well...not really. But faster than a speeding steel slug firing out of any other slingshot. The Pocket Shot is a next gen slingshot. At least in terms of its rate of fire and multi-projectile...

Philips Digital AirFryer

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Philips has its own oil-less air fryer similar to the Big Boss model I previously pointed out will make you less likely to get fat and have a heart attack. Actually, Philips has two AirFryers: a simple version with manual...

iBed Tablet Stand

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iBed, a hands-free up-high and down-low tablet stand, notes that "When lying down for a long period of time, you not only risk dropping your tablet device, but you also suffer from pain in your arms and neck and back."...

Military Issue Water Canteen

$22.49 Amazon »

Two quarts, Army issue, OD Green. Not a whole lot else to say about this water canteen. Except that two quarts of water isn't really enough for a long, strenuous hike or desert offensive. Two quarts of whiskey might be...

Imperial Spherificator - Turn Any Food Into Caviar

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The Imperial Spherificator. Sounds like something you'd find alongside Mega Maid in Lord Dark Helmet's cache of planet-destroying weapons. But in fact, this superbly named device isn't meant for destruction or Mel Brooks...

JUNOPOWER Portable Jump Starter

Portable jump starters could be the next wearables in the how-many-more-of-these-are-they-going-to-come-out-with department. Here's one from JUNOPOWER. Like most, it has both car jumping and device charging capabilities...

What Pet Should I Get?

$3.26 Amazon »

It seems Dr. Seuss recognized the quandary of choice long before Malcolm Gladwell and Jonah Lehrer started writing books about it. What Pet Should I Get? isn't just a brand new (i.e., newly published and previously unseen)...

Standing Mixer Shark Plane Decals

$11.76 Amazon »

I know you've been looking everywhere for it and now I've found it for you: a way to pimp your KitchenAid. A kit that will make creating cookie dough and kneading bread in your standing mixer look manly and badass. This...

Titan Virtually Indestructible Lightning Cable

Tangle-proof, virtually indestructible, and kind of fun for idle hands to dink around with, Fuse Chicken's Titan replaces the limp, damage-prone plastic cords you've been using to charge your iPhone. This MFi-certified...

Adjustable Kettle Versa-Bell

$137.99 Amazon »

Kettlebells are designed to displace their weight away from your body during use, making the physics of lifting them more dynamic. Your stabilizing muscles must work just as hard as those moving the bell. Mastering kettlebell...

Volo Hammock Rocker

$8,350 Sveglio »

Rough life this guy has. Timing the tides. Towing his Sveglio Volo all the way across the beach and into the water. Settling into its hammock and getting a gentle rock going just as the sun starts to set. I bet it's a...

iStabilizer Dolly

Get the iStabilizer Dolly and create cinematic videos and panning shots with your smartphone! Offered as a Dude Exclusive for 34% off for a limited time!...

Cocoon Tree

Cocoon Trees could be tents. Or they could just be hangouts. Time outs. Nap outs. Whatever, and wherever they are the spherical structures will definitely stand out...

Voodoo Tactical Men's Mojo Load-Out Bag

$102.80 - $143.30 Amazon »

Eleven different exterior pouches, with enough PALS webbing to attach, like, 87 more. And a set of backpack straps for lugging the duffel along your vertebrae. Seems like Voodoo Tactical's Mojo Load-Out Bag is good news...

Amazon Dash Buttons

Imagine snapping your fingers and--poof!--more coffee, bottled water, and toilet paper just show up at your door. Amazon Dash Buttons are like that, but maybe even better because pressing a button is actually way easier...

Blinkist - Smarter in 15 Minutes

Blinkist: Digital CliffsNotes for nonfiction books that people will think you're really smart for having read. With this 1-year subscription to Blinkist Premium, you'll have access to over 1,000 books whose key points...