Indestructible Foam LED Lightsabers

$172 - $383 Calimacil »

The secret to surviving a lightsaber duel? Use the Force. Orrr...use a foam lightsaber. I know. It sounds chintzy and fake and generally lame. But Calimacil, purveyor of fine foam weapons for LARPing, swears their new...

Ceramic Burr Manual Coffee Grinder

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Yes, it's one more piece of equipment to store in the kitchen, but at least a manual coffee grinder is way smaller and way less in need of an outlet than its electric counterpart. This ceramic burr hand cranker from Cozyna...

DRAS Foldable Smartphone Concept

You can't buy a DRAS foldable smartphone yet, but the flexible touchscreen technology it uses is at least a little more than just a pipe dream. DRAS stands for Digital Resistive Area Sensing, and it's a real system in...

IncrediSonic Smartphone VR Headset

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Bring more life and isolation from the other yay-hoos on the bus to your smartphone with IncrediSonic's Vue Series 3D virtual reality headset. Designed to enhance the 300+ VR apps from the Google Play and Apple App stores...

Ancient Greek Star Wars Prints

$70 - $490 Travis Durden »

Travis Durden is the dude behind these glorious mashups, ancient Greek sculptures-turned-prints of our favorite Star Wars characters. A mashup himself, the French "Durden" is actually no Durden at all. He keeps his real...

Nite Ops Can Cooler with LED Light

$9.99 ThinkGeek »

Protect your beer from getting swiped, your hand from getting wet, and that hot little redhead from getting spilled on with your mission-ready Nite Ops Can Cooler. This koozie serves and protects on 3 fronts:...

Dyson V6 Mattress & Car Seat Vacuum

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One thing I know is that the 2 million dust mites Dyson says have colonized my mattress along with their allergenic feces are almost enough to make me lose my lunchtime appetite today (almost; thankfully, my love of the...

Lytro Immerge - Light Field VR Camera

Lytro Immerge brings the Light Field to cinematic virtual reality. Though intended more for professionals than YouTube hobbyists, the forthcoming spaceship of a camera says it can create "lifelike presence" in live action...

SALT Self-Defense Gun

$299.99 - $349.99 Salt Supply »

Lorenzo Maggiore already figured out how to A-Salt bugs in an effort keep our extermination of insects simple, clean, and green. Now we have a means of SALTing humans, this time in an effort to keep our defense against...

Concealed Storage Mirror

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Ladies, no mirror will dare say Snow White is the fairest of them all when it catches wind of what you're ready to pull out from behind its glass. This 60" wall-mounted red herring conceals a full-length storage cabinet...

Alien Next Door

$15.91 Amazon »

Here we have the script for the next sequel in the Alien franchise, tentatively titled Alien: Domestication. OK, not quite. It's actually a new satire from artist Joey Spiotto--the kind that's kind of for kids, kind of...

Titan M & Titan M Loop Cable Bundle

Why do you need two Titans? Because two descendants of the primordial deities is much, much better than one. Also, the Titan M Loop add-on to the Titan virtually indestructible USB-Micro USB cable is sized for stowing...

Sliced Bread Chair

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I know you don't want me to say it, but...you kind of do. And so do I. This chair is the best thing since jelly. Fold it in half, plop it on the floor and pop a squat. No slow roasting or smoking required to make your...

Chewbacca Can Koozie

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Wookiee want a sodie? No? Then how about lending me some of that fine Kashyyyk fur so I can keep mine cold and condensation-free? The Star Wars Chewbacca koozie is made of 100% genuine fake Wookiee hair. That's right...

Oda Nobunaga Samurai Scissors

Don't bring scissors to a sword fight. Unless! Unless those scissors are katana-bladed samurai scissors! This pair of Oda Nobunaga Scissors by Nikken Cutlery have been designed in the likeness of powerful Japanese warlord...

Police Force Defender

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The Police Force Defender might have a killer look, but a blast from this self-defense weapon will incapacitate an attacker using the non-lethal forces of Crossfire Technology and Sabre Red Pepper Spray. In terms less...

Crux Supply Co. Shaving Kit

Welcome to Movember. Whether you're spending this month playing enthusiastic participant of the mustache-sporting community or boycotting it in favor of baby face...or a reverse mustache!...you're going to need some supplies...

While all 10 of the motorcycles in the slideshow that follows are legit eye candy for those of us looking to make the most out of our slack-off time at work, dude, you've got to be high to ride some of them. And I think the creators were most definitely high when they designed and built some others...

A Drink & a Smoke Impact-Proof iPhone Case

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Clearly the impact-resistance feature of ZVE's iPhone case is going to come in muy handy after its built-in bottle opener and USB lighter get you drunk and stoned off your Apple iOS. The cover, available in sizes for...

Nemo Special Ops Drill

Pick up Nemo's Special Ops salt-water-resistant, concealed-carry drill, load it up with a 31/64 bit, and drive that sucker right through your heart. Because if the fact that this weapon of mass construction is currently...

Death Star Waffle Iron

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Want to know another way to destroy a Death Star? Douse it in syrup and set it in front of my hungry face. If you love waffles and you love Star Wars, or even if you just like one of the two, or even if you just kind...

Tetris Link

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You could call Tetris Link Tetris IRL. It's like old-school video game meets even-older-school board game. It's like Connect Four with better colors. It's like a puzzle and exercise in intellectual stamina for people...

Z.A.P.S. Survival Grenade

Pull the pin and...boom!...an explosion of survival gear scatters before you. Z.A.P.S. takes outdoor kits on the offensive with their fully-loaded grenade of tools and gear. Designed by a former Marine Scout sniper the...

Giveaway Closed

Giveaway: WedgeWood Rings Wood-Lined Ring

When the luster of fine metals meets the distinction of fine woods they form a ring. A ring of drama and intrigue, of richness and envy. Is your finger ready for the scandal? Click here and enter to win your choice of...