The Million Mile Light

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Yes, the Million Mile Light will go for a million miles, but only if you can. The tiny, battery-free clip-on device is powered by motion, and intended as a safety light for runners, walkers, and breakdancers engaging...

Baker Miller Naptime Hoodie

$318 Vollebak »

Built-in nap protocol: score. Hydrophobic and water-repellent: score. Windproof: score. Cozy and insulated: score. The Baker Miller Hoodie scores a lot of points for being slick and functional. But how many does it lose...

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Giveaway: Moscow Copper Co. Mule Mugs & Flask

Moscow Copper Co. Mule Mugs & Flask Giveaway Winner: Congratulations to Alan C. of Cicero, NY, winner of the Moscow Copper Co. Mule Mugs & Flask. Thanks to all entrants, and be sure to check the Dude homepage or Dude...

Game of Thrones Drinking Horns

$9.99 - $64.99 Amazon »

Game of Thrones-inspired AleHorns give you at least one of the tools you'll need to drink like the head of a House of Westeros. Grab one of their 100% ethically-sourced bovine horn tankards and raise a glass to the perfect...

Merax Pu Leather Leisure Sofa

Discontinued

Merax calls their Pu Leather convertible seating a "leisure sofa" and, indeed, I can think of some leisurely things to do on it. The modern, floor-hugging design folds from coach to full-size bed, with 5 adjustable back...

POLAR Modular Magnet Pen 2.0

$44 Polar Pen »

POLAR debuted 2-1/2 years ago as a pen that can do your writing when it's time to TCB and then serve as an accomplice to your goofing off when it's time to TCB, but you really don't feel like it. The modular pen consists...

Crowned Skull Grinder

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As many weed grinder vendors are wont to do, LIHAO calls their Skull King a spice and coffee grinder. And for once I took a second to think about actually using it to grind spices and coffee. What a waste of a second...

Soup & Cracker Mugs

Discontinued

Despite statistics showing that February 2016 was the warmest month on Earth in the history of Earth, it is still winter on my street. Chilly, windy, tomato-soup-time winter. And what goes better with tomato soup than...

Batman v. Superman Wooden Bow Ties

$75 Woodnax »

As Batman and Superman duke it out on the big screen for Best (and Most Smug) Superhero, you and your friend Cornelius can clip on a pair of WoodnAx Batman and Superman wooden bow ties and duke it out in real life for...

magic Opener - Magnetic All-Thing Opener

$24.99 Amazon »

Maybe "All-Thing" is a slight exaggeration. The magic Opener EXTREME won't open a corked wine bottle. Or a bag of chips. Or, ladies, his heart to you. But it will open a lot. Beer bottles, screw-top bottles, pull-tab...

Titanium Bottle Opener Sunglasses

Sunglasses. They can become as iconic as the people whose eyes they cover. Like the ones that Aykroyd and Belushi wore in The Blues Brothers. That Tom Cruise wore in Top Gun. That Ray Charles wore in...life. And now...

TRITON - Human Gills

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TRITON, the human gills design concept I showed you dudes here 2 years ago (and which many of you had mucho to say about in our comments section) is running a crowdfunding campaign to actually produce the equipment. TRITONs...

PornBurger: Hot Buns and Juicy Beefcakes

$20 Amazon »

A picture of a Porn Burger is worth a thousand drools. Maybe even a lick. A bite. At the very least a boner. In Porn Burger: Hot Buns and Juicy Beefcakes, self-described "burger pervert" Matthew Ramsey indulges us with...

Tri-Fold Foam Folding Mattress & Sofa Bed

$99.99 - $139.99 Amazon »

Do you ever just get the feeling some mornings that your wife or girlfriend isn't going to welcome you into bed that night? Like, say, when the night that happens to have had St. Patrick's Day and the kickoff of March...

The Champagne Gun

Bubbles not bullets. Whether you're a child of the flowers or a child of the second amendment, I think we can agree: the Champagne Gun speaks to all of us...

Whale Coffee Mug & Cookie Holder

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This whale mug with cookie-holding mouth would have to be life-sized to accurately reflect the number of frosted shamrocks I ate last night in a St. Paddy's Day / NCAA Tourney warmup session, and also the amount of coffee...

Traser H3 Translucent Tritium Watch

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Plunge into darkness, or dark waters up to 100' deep, without ever losing track of how many minutes it is until Better Call Saul starts with Traser's H3 Translucent Tritium Watch. The Swiss watchmaker so named its time...

Drop Block Under-Cabinet Knife Blocks

$89.99 - $142.97 Amazon »

It's not like countertop knife blocks take up that much space, but...yeah, they kind of do. Especially if space in your kitchen is already at a premium, what with the microwave, commercial blender, food processor, electric...

3D Illusion LED Lamps

These desktop lights are fast becoming this year's favorite double-Ds. It's LED meets 3D when the bulbs are positioned to glow through a grid mapped out on a thin slice of laser-cut acrylic glass. The optical illusion...

The Kitty Pass Interior Cat Door

$29.94 Amazon »

"The Kitty Pass" sounds a little odd, but I guess they couldn't really call it "The Kitty Hole" without experiencing some PR backlash, now could they?...

The Volcano Vaporizer

$479 - $699 STORZ & BICKEL »

When this Volcano blows, I promise, the only havoc it's going to wreak is on your ability to touch your finger to your nose and make the L O N G 25-foot journey to the kitchen to get that half gallon of Moose Tracks you're...

Lume Cube Flash & Smartphone Mount

Photograph and record all the things that go bump...or skinny dipping...in the night with the illuminating Lume Cube. The 1.5" x 1.5" portable flash pairs wirelessly with iOS / Android devices to enable snapping and shooting...

The Chart of Cosmic Exploration

$38 - $145 PopChartLab.com »

We've come a long way since 1959. Pop Chart Lab's stellar Chart of Cosmic Exploration takes us through the history of man's, and man-made machines', adventures in space. The poster lays out the solar system across the...

MBI Mini Flashlight Matchbook

$32 indiegogo »

Strike a MatchLight. Actually, just press its head lightly against any hard surface to set this little flame ablaze. The MBI MatchBook is an 8-strong set of tiny LED flashlights lined up and packaged just like their fire-summoning...