Fleshlight's Sleeve Warmer (NSFW)
Wait, so there's an alternative to just blowing in it first? This cutting-edge piece of technology from Fleshlight may look like a sex toy for your girlfriend, but it's actually a pleasure enhancement tool for you. The...
Senor Shaker the Margarita Maker
It's The Most Interesting Shaker in the World! Senor Shaker the Margarita Maker will be there for you like a brother. To liven your parties, charm your guests, and of course mix up the best 22 ounces of tequila juice...
THOR Hammer Tool Kit
Utilitarian cosplay. How many occasions do you have to use those two words together in a sentence? (And can you say them 5 times fast?) Ever since I got the ix-nay on wearing my "formal and "functional" Mongol armor suit...
Otto Dental Floss Dispenser
According to Alessi, the Italian Factory of Design, "Rondo, Otto and Sden belong to a burgeoning family of bright characters in thermoplastic creatures aiming to bring some fun to dental hygiene for children (and adults...
The Groundfridge
Bomb shelter? Underground fort? Not really. But Dutch designer Floris Schoonderbeek's Groundfridge is big enough for me to pop a squat inside and go all Jabba the Hutt chowing down on the 1,100 pounds food and drink she...
The Most Beautiful Composter in the World
Yes, that's right. The Most Beautiful Composter in the World! Envirocycle's all-in-one outdoor composting system won the title in a down-and-dirty competition, with unanimous votes from judges Mary Mary Quite Contrary...
6-Key Swivel Wallet
Michael Rahban Designs has a fine-looking solution for anyone whose problems are dangling and jangling. The 6-Key Swivel Wallet condenses and quiets your keys inside a sleek CNC-machined anodized aluminum case no bigger...
Do Your Park Magnets
We've seen the mostly innocuous You Suck at Parking business cards. And also the more permanent, and thereby more controversial, I Park Like an Idiot bumper stickers. Here we have a midpoint between the two: a-hole parking...
Watermelon Ball Swimming Pool Game
What we have here is a Watermelon Ball, star of the beloved pool game Watermelon Ball. Made with a durable vinyl membrane, it fills with water such that it looks, feels, and floats like a watermelon, thereby enabling...
Iyashi Octopus Sucker Massager
Hmmm, what do you think, is that picture Photoshopped? And if it isn't would you consider having a pinky-sized chunk of your cheek Stretch Armstrong-ed a foot away from your face: 1) relaxing; and 2) $81 well spent?...
TREKZ Titanium Bone Conduction Headphones
Running with earbuds sucks mostly because it means I'm running, and running is hard and unpleasant. But it also sucks because as I sweat my earbuds either start slipping out of my ears, or they stay in place and trap...
Fire Extinguisher Booze Shaker & Dispenser
Oh Happy Father's Day, Frankie's graduation, and 4th of July all rolled into one! Party-ready, sure, but who'd-a thunk a fire extinguisher could also be so versatile?...
Luscious Lips Pool Float
Ahhhh, imagine all the things lips that large and luscious could do to you...
Mesh Multi-Tool Card & Wallet
"Mesh" is great word. I like the way it sounds. I like the way it feels to say. Mesh, mesh, mesh. It's right up there with "galoshes" and "insatiable." I guess I just like the sh phoneme. And speaking of sh, let's everyone...
Pakayak - Packable Kayak
You won't be able to glide through the salty sea in a Pakayak this summer, but you should at least be able to pledge your loyalty to what the company is calling the world's first nesting kayak. The Pakayak's Kickstarter...
Savage Supply Co. Leo Bag
Guess what lucky SOB just scored one of Savage Supply Co.'s new Leo bag? That's right. This guy. You can turn the thumbs that are currently pointing at me around to yourself though. The handcrafted Leo canvas and full-grain...
The Royal Purple No-Pressure Seat Cushion
Check out this video of a dude sitting on an egg without breaking it. It's Purple's most viral-icious way of depicting their seat cushions' #1 selling point: put your butt on a Purple and you'll feel like you're sitting...
Kwik Tek A-2 Folding Anchor System
Is this how all those namaste-in' yay-hoos are able to do yoga on their stand up paddle boards? They've got a little foldaway anchor tucked in their dry bags? Pssh. Headstands and flying crows on a paddle board. I can...
My Neighbor Totoro Sleeping Bag Sofa Bed
Totoro. My neighbor. My friend. My giant pillow of a bed. I think this version of the rotund-bellied wood spirit might even be to scale with the original anime Totoro. And even if your kids have no idea what My Neighbor...
Ameo Powerbreather
Somewhere between the decidedly unrealistic TRITON human gills and the somewhat limiting Easybreath, bob Ameo's series of high-performance snorkels, the Powerbreathers. These upgraded underwater oxygen channels are intended...
Waterproof Neoprene Car Seat Cover
Water from the pool. Sand from the beach. Mud from the hike. Sweat from the run. Grease from the Mickey D's french fries. Do you need more examples of the crud and stench your car seats must regularly fend off? Infina...
Earth Wood Hermosa Polarized Sunglasses
Go eco-chic when you're staring at the sun this summer with a pair of Earth Wood Hermosa polarized sunglasses. Choose from Rosewood with black lenses (above photo top), Orange Stripe wood with mirrored lenses (above photo...
Giveaway: Ultimate Ears Megaboom Speaker
Ultimate Ears Megaboom Speaker Giveaway Winner: Congratulations to John E. of Phoenix, AZ, winner of the Ultimate Ears Megaboom Speaker. Thanks to all entrants, and be sure to check the Dude homepage or Dude Giveaways...
NautBoard Handheld Towable
The NautBoard is dolphin to the power of jet ski. This twin-peaked towable ties up to your favorite motored vessel just like a raft or water ski rope, but rather than zipping you along well above the water's surface as...