Butt-Enhancing Boxer Briefs
Why should ladies get all the fake-out fun? If there are men reading this who want to round out their physique too, I say go for it, dudes. I'll even give you a little pad on the back to show my support...
Sure, you could sort through the hundreds-of-pages-deep catacombs of Amazon Prime Day in search of the biggest and best deals yourself. But why would you when you have a lackey like me to do it for you? Click below to start the slideshow and see where my "Next Page," "Next Page," "Next Page" efforts...
Invidyo AI-Driven Child Monitor
Never miss a smile again. Invidyo takes child monitoring to the next level with artificial intelligence-driven technology that doesn't just give you live visuals and audio of what your Mini Me is up to, it detects and...
LampChamp USB Lamp Socket Charger
I couldn't figure out at first what was drawing me to the LampChamp. Sure, it's a light bulb adapter that adds a USB charging port, plus an On/Off switch, to any lamp you've got. And I also got the scoop that LampChamp...
Dragon's Blood Medicinal Tree Sap
The Croton lechleri bleeds to save you from cuts, bacteria, acne, wrinkles, and receding gums. At least if you believe the loooong list of indications that come with each bottle of Dragon's Blood. Dragon's Blood is a...
Black Swan Superyacht
In a way it sucks that the Black Swan Superyacht is just a concept right now because that means its technologically-advanced, supremely-luxurious, ninja-shark-looking self doesn't really exist. But in way it's good too...
Giveaway: DrinkTanks Ultimate Beer Lover's Package
DrinkTanks Ultimate Beer Lover's Package Giveaway Winner: Congratulations to Nicholas S. of Sandy, UT, winner of the DrinkTanks Ultimate Beer Lover's Package. Thanks to all entrants, and be sure to check the Dude homepage...
Tap Strap Wearable Bluetooth Keyboard
I-'-D T-A-P T-H-A-T. I'd tap it on the coffee table, the kitchen counter, the passenger seat, the back of my bike...
Kkika Rotating Acupressure Slippers
No pain, no gain, right? More precisely, in the world of acupressure and Kkika's Rotating Acupressure Slippers, it's no pain, no relief of pain...
Mighty Mug - The Mug That Won't Fall
We've all done it: knocked over a cup of coffee / sodie / water / vodka tonic at work and ruined something important. Jayme Smaldone and his Mighty Mug cohorts blew out an important office computer with a spill. But instead...
kisslink Plug & Play Smart Router
It's not just about what the Keewifi's kisslink router can do for you, it's about what it can do for me. Your buddy who's sick of typing F78GP9GQM894100B into the password box when he wants to connect to your WiFi network...
Polaroid CUBE+ 1440p Mini Camera
At just a little over 1 cubic inch in size, Polaroid describes their CUBE+ 1440p action camera as both the World's Cutest and the World's Funnest. So obviously it's for serious selfie-takers only...
truBrain Think Capsules
Like the truBrain energy drink, truBrain "smart drug" capsules are not your typical caffeine-and-corn-syrup-laden booster. truBrain focuses on...focus. The nootropic supplements market themselves as cognitive enhancers...
Dual Head Car Fan
Yeah, yeah, I know most cars have air conditioning now. The 2-headed car fan isn't meant to be a substitute for AC, but an accessory to it. An extra set of blades that will help blow hot air out of your parked car fast...
DropShades LED Glasses
Now my question is: how many minutes of DropShades flashing to the rhythm of the boogity beat an inch away from my eyeballs until I get a migraine or have a seizure? Not to be a downer or anything. I'll start again...
Rib-O-Lator BBQ Rotisserie
Hopefully the Rib-O-Lator is as winning in execution as it is in name. The rotisserie basket fits inside your existing grill where it ferris wheels (i.e., rib-o-lates) your whole chickens, roasts, baby back pork candy...
KUIU Carbon Fiber Hunting Backpacks
KUIU packs are for the sportier of the sportsmen out there. You who like to get off the main drags and hike in for your hunts. Even more, they're for those of you who feel like if your pack's gonna weigh you down, it...
Dyson Cyclone Belt Coffee Machine
Dyson keeps your life clean, cool, and now--if Jaehyo Lee's concept for a coffee maker comes to percolation--caffeinated. The Dyson Cyclone Belt Coffee Machine repurposes the technology of Dyson's vacuum cleaners and...
RhinoShield Crash Guard Phone Bumper
It sucks when Shaquille O'Neal finally agrees to give you a ride on his shoulders, and then as soon as you climb up there, you drop your phone. But at least with a RhinoShield Crash Guard in place all you'll be cursing...
Buddha Board - Zenned-Out Etch-A-Sketch
Doodle yourself* Zen with the Buddha Board. Go on, give it a try. The more tactile Etch-a-Sketch says a few strokes of its water-dipped brush can calm your mind and set you on a path towards inner peace...
Sport-Brella Recliner Chair
Recline, chillax, drink up, and avoid the sun squints. The Sport-Brella Recliner Chair packs a lot of perks into its outdoor lounger. In addition to the same olds of folding portability and weather-resistant construction...
Barbarian Days: A Surfing Life
I've heard more than once that a lot of musicians and music lovers consider the Beach Boys' "God Only Knows" to be one of the most perfect songs ever written. Here's a recent article that calls it "the perfect marriage...
Jack Rack Guitar Amp Key Holders
Rock out with your...keys and fobs secured safely in a Jack Rack so you don't lose or impale yourself with them. A bangin' nod to the guitar amp, Jack Racks are mountable keychain holders with real 1/4" musical input...
Chia Trump
You can also get a Chia Hillary Clinton, but I think that one looks more like Benjamin Franklin wearing a necklace...