iRestore Laser Hair Growth System

$499 Amazon »

I'm not saying the iRestore laser hair growth system works. (I'm also not saying I need a need an iRestore laser hair growth system. For the record.) But the helmet with the red glow and hefty price tag does claim to...

Satan's Blood Hot Sauce

$16.99 Amazon »

Satan's Blood Hot Sauce comes in a "blood vial shaped bottle with 800,000 Scoville units of pepper extract." Yeah, I can see that. I can also see a cock & balls ready to spew a scorching, blinding, fiery-hot death onto...

Underhill Home - Luxury Hobbit-Hole

$917k rightmove »

Now that the British Pound has taken its first real hit in recent memory, you might start thinking about buying up some real estate in England. This 4-bedroom, 4,000-square-foot home called Underhill is a steal at $917,000...

North Sense Human Compass Implant

Discontinued

I've wished I were a human bulldozer. A human airplane. A human beatbox. But a human compass? Never crossed my mind before North Sense...

Lodge Seasoned Steel Grill Pan

$60.93 Amazon »

The one thing that sucks about meat and veggie kebabs is...kebabbing the meat and veggies. They're a B to thread, a B to keep on the skewers, a B to flip, and then a B to get back off after the heat congeals the chicken...

Star Wars Death Star Toaster

$65.54 The Fowndry »

This Death Star is armed with 7,293 TIE Fighters, and it's ready to deploy them onto your sliced bread. In toaster form, it's also the perfect solution to mornings you're in a rush and don't have time to craft a complete...

Dual Action Beard Comb & Protective Sleeve

Discontinued

Dual. Action. Teeth. Bad for manscaping (and other below-the-belt activities), good for beard grooming. And as wedding season hits full swing and hipster facial hair a 21st century high, Huntsman Beard's Dual Action Beard...

Grafton Pen

$28.99 Everyman »

The Grafton is a pen from Everyman. And it's an everyman pen. Engineered, but not overly so, stylish but not flashy. It's machined from sturdy anodized aluminum and has a heavy-duty bolt-on clip for latching it to pockets...

The PistachiOpener

Sold Out Amazon »

Munching on pistachios is my jam. Cracking open the shells, watching them pile up into a mountain of accomplished noshing. It's a fine way to spend a Saturday afternoon. But doing it can really leave an impression. A...

Pokemon Pokeball Herb Grinder

Discontinued

Time to grind me some Pokemon! What, no? That's not how the game works? Then what am I supposed to do with this Pokeball Grinder?...

Levitating CUP Zero Gravity Drinkware

$139 - $249 Levitating CUP »

We've seen levitation around here before. A lot. In speakers. In lamps. In freakin' bonsai trees. But the Levitating CUP still makes me Ooooh and Ahhhh because, well, it contains alcohol. In a dazzling and unforgettable...

Groove Silicone Active Rings

$29.95 Groove Life »

Athletes, tradesmen, and klutzes rejoice. You can now put away your ring cutters. Save yourself a 6-hour trip to the ER. Avert the wrath of your wife. Groove Rings will never get stuck on your finger. They'll never bend...

Boblbee Biker Backpack

$278.99 - $294.97 Amazon »

Boblbee packs have got your back. Sure, these roomy, hard-shell travelers protect the gear you stash inside them, but their high-impact ABS curves and "Master Class" Level 2 rating also protects the other important thing...

MOBOT Foam Roller Water Bottle

$39 - $65 Amazon »

Drink up & rub down. The MOBOT, or Mobility Bottle, is a clever, clever water bottle whose outer wrap of athletic-grade, firm-density EVA foam serves as both insulation for its contents, and a muscle roller for your body...

Kite Shield DEET-free Mosquito Spray

$15 - $20 Kite »

Three years ago Kite launched a crowdfunding campaign for their mosquito patch, a 1-1/2", non-toxic skin stick-on that blocks mosquitos' ability to track and detect humans for up to 48 hours. Since most people don't care...

BubbleLick Edible Boozy Bubbles

Discontinued

If I had a kid, BubbleLick-ing would be my father-son bonding activity of choice: he blows, I consume. It might be the only game you'll ever play as a parent that actually gets more fun the longer it drags on...

Air Hammock

Contenders for Song of the Summer 2016: Justin Timberlake's "Can't Stop the Feeling," Drake's "One Dance," The Chainsmokers' "Don't Let Me Down," and Calvin Harris / Rihanna's "This Is What You Came For." Contenders for...

Dream House Portable Glamping Tents

$589 - $709 Amazon »

You don't want to go glamping. I know that. But she probably does. In fact, the offer of sleeping in a tent roomy enough for 2 Queen beds (or 8 children, enthusiastic procreators!) and a stove with chimney pipe might...

Vincero Collective Watches

$139 - $159 Vincero Collective »

You know watches, but do you know Vincero? Vincero sees itself as an exceptional, but accessible, timepiece collective hellbent on unbending the cookie cutters that shape so many of today's mass-produced contemporary...

Piper Computer Kit

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I know the Piper looks like a computer kit for kids, but the company swears it would make a sweet gift for your dad too. Or your grandma. Or your Uncle Stu. At its heart, Piper is a teacher of technology available to...

Star Wars Lightsaber Wall Hooks

$24.99 ThinkGeek »

Here's your chance to turn some Jedi-in-training's lightsaber fail into a snazzy storage solution for your home. Hang your bag, your umbrella, and your Chewbacca bathrobe from this pair of Vader and Luke Lightsaber Wall...

Grunt: The Curious Science of Humans at War

$11.52 Amazon »

Mary Roach, who the Washington Post calls "America's funniest science writer" has written a series of curious books. Literally. Maybe you remember Bonk: The Curious Coupling of Science and Sex? Or Stiff: The Curious Lives...

Avegant Glyph Video Headset

Sold Out Amazon »

Boldly go where only Geordi La Forge has gone before. Avegant's Glyph is a Kickstarted mobile personal theater that wears like a combo of over-ear headphones and a Star Trek VISOR. Use it to watch movies, play games...

SeaSnug Beach & Sand Socks

$12.99 - $17.99 Amazon »

A hot, sandy beach. Ahhh, it's so good. And then when you get up to walk into the ocean, it hurts so good. And then when you head over to play some pickup volleyball it...just hurts. Seavenger's SeaSnug Sports Socks block...