Yosegi Puzzle Boxes suggest that the best way to dissuade petty thieves and nosy family and co-workers is to make them think. Developed during the Edo Period (early 17th to mid 19th century), these Japanese stash holders...

SipDark bullets aren't for shooting, so put down the Cuervo and grab the Knob Creek. The 3- or 6-round set of Whiskey Bullets adds a bit of rocks and a lot of steel to any sipping liquor you prefer straight up and chilled...

Who wants a fist bump? The Sting Ring is the newest beast in my menagerie of self defense tools. My digital menagerie. I don't own one of the single finger knuckle dusters, and I have no idea how effectively its 18,000,000...

They call it the Chill Sack only to avoid the lawyers' C&D letter or profit-sharing demands from a major corporation. But you can go ahead and call this giant 8-foot bean bag chair built for two (or three!) like it is:...

Earmuffs or earplugs? Cheese-smothered or cheese-stuffed? Lay it over the top, or drive it on in? The Franklin Bluetooth headphones are over-ear models for those of you who like to blanket your sound receptors in music...

Vincero Collective's Marble Series of watches inlay hand-cut Italian marble dials and stainless steel Roman numeral clock faces. They complement the combo with stainless steel bands embedded with additional marble accents...

But is Microtech's Bounty Hunter Knife sharp, strong, and jagged enough to help Boba Fett claw his way out of the Sarlacc? (The one in my toilet, maybe?) This nod to Star Wars and Mandalorian Green is a Microtech factory...

I wonder if Quell would help the pain in my ass. No, I really have one. On the bottom of my left butt cheek when I sit for too long, kind of right where it...yeah, yeah, don't think you're the first to say that. People...

The name's Bond. Flames Bond. Quick, here's a couple grand to spend on ST Dupont (the French luxury brand, not the US polymer one) loot. Do you go for the James Bond Spectre lighter or the Star Wars TIE Fighter pen? I'd...

It's too good of a line to pass up: Shark Wheel creator David Patrick has reinvented the wheel. At least for all the skaters out there. For the observer, skateboard and longboard Shark Wheels appear to be 6-sided squares...

I'm a pretty pony! I'm a pretty pony! And it's all because I use the Light & Massage Therapy Hairbrush by Body Essentials! No, not really. I'm a pretty pony because I have some damn fine genes. The brush just keeps my...

I know there's some innuendo hidden somewhere inside this Just the Tip PVC patch from Morale Patch Armory. It's a play on...it's a saying dudes use to...awww, shoot! I'm firing blanks. I have it right there, but it won't...

Sorry, dudes. You can no longer spend your kid's college / your retirement fund on a 1921 Megola 640cc Touring Motorcycle. Someone else already did. All $107,000 of it at Bonhams' recent auction of the extraordinarily...

Did I say the Scary Intruder prop was a good way to find out how hard and fast my girlfriend punches? Well. That's because I hadn't see The Moon Ring yet. I feel like this prank's tagline should be: "Give her The Moon...

Ron English is the father of POPaganda, a term he coined himself to describe his clever, eye-POPping artwork that mashes up the best and worst of POP culture. Ron English's Vandalism Starter Kit converts some of his finest...

Pump up, power up, roundhouse kick, and knock out IRL with Fierce Edge gaming-inspired activewear. Since his teens Fierce Edge creator Lester Lee has spent hours each week training in the arts of Tae Kwon-Do, Shotokan...

You want it, you got it. End of Days Customs will bust a move to transform any ride you want into a survivalist's dream and motorized beast ready to Mad Max its way into a post-apocalyptic world. Or just take you van...

Well, The Rock restaurant proves Zanzibar has at least one thing going for it besides its say-a-licious name. Zanzibar, Zanzibar. Have a Zanzibari dinner in Zanzibar. I think I'll rename my girlfriend's cat Zanzibar...

Big & Rich recommend ladies save a horse, ride a cowboy, and the Can Cannon recommends cowboys save a bullet, fire a shook-up sodie can...

Better have a good long talk with your dog before hooking him up to a Walky Dog hands-free bicycle leash. Lay some ground rules about tugging horizontally and keeping his instinct to tear off at full horsepower after...

Buying a new vaporizer is starting to require as much research as buying a new car. So many to choose from, all touting their superior heating chambers and batteries, dash displays and performance power. You can pick...

A $1,000 yoga mat. Made of the same 100% pebble-grain leather as a football. Promoting itself as #BallerAF. Cheers, America, for bringing unchecked consumerism and raw aggression to an ancient discipline of simplicity...

This looks like a good way to get punched in the face. Actually, a disturbingly realistic intruder prop hung in the bedroom doorway as a special treat for my girlfriend looks like a good way to punched in a lot of places...

Here's a true man's best friend. The UGO Cedarwood Bench is the kind of dog that will always be there when you need to take a load off, put your shoes on, set down the groceries, and find a boost to change the light bulb...