Kootek Self-Defense Flashlight
Need a knife, a hammer, and a self defense club in a flash? Then you might want to carry Kootek's knife, hammer, and self defense club in a flash...light...
TMNT Paracord Bracelets
When you're in a bind, dangling from a thread, and could really use some 550-strength paracord to save your hide, there's only on thing to do: call on...heroes in a half shell, Turtle Power!...
Blockhead Side-Facing Apple Plug
They named it "Blockhead," which is cute & clever because this little module is a literal block that subs in for the existing pronged head of your Apple power adapter. But what the Blockhead accomplishes is definitely...
Crabs Adjust Humidity Omniclaw Edition
If Cards Against Humanity was the original Cards Against Humanity, then Crabs Adjust Humidity was the original Cards Against Humanity knockoff. Sorry, unofficial expansion. At least they're the first I remember seeing...
Three Hourglass Alarm Clock
Clock face, sand, magnets. No heart rate monitors, REM sleep monitors, or gyroaccelerocircadiometers here. The Three Hourglass Alarm Clock has no complicated tech lingo or tedious functionality--or really anything else...
Mistaken Lyrics Coasters
We've all done it. We've all badgered someone else for doing it. And really, song lyrics misheard, mistaken, and butchered are almost always more fun than what the artists are actually singing anyway...
Zen Stone Floor Pillows
Get your rocks off as you take a load off with this cushy set of optical illusions. Zen Stone Floor Pillows will add a tranquil, yet quirky kind of visual interest to any room with floor space to fill, and floor lounging...
11-Foot Teddy Bear
If you plan to buy an 11-Foot Teddy Bear as a gift for your kid, or gift for your girlfriend this season, I hope you have an 11-Foot closet...or off-site storage facility to hide him in until the big day. Better lock...
Ramen Hoodie
Eat it or wear it, that's what my grandma used to say. It was meant to be a threat, but now that I see this delightfully loud and obnoxious Ramen Hoodie, I think I would like to retroactively choose the latter. I'll wear...
Woodstone Natural Wood Watches
Spending the better part of a decade living across the world, from Sydney to Shanghai, California to Istanbul, taught Woodstone Watch creators Enes Ulutas and Fatih Cigdem that, for all the feats of design and tech out...
POOP: The Game
Who wants to play another crappy card game? This one looks like POOP before you even open the box. Waka, waka, waka! Yep, I'm a Fozzie Bear-caliber comedian, and this pile of bad poooooons is in honor of POOP: The Game...
Geek Fuel Mega Pack
Geek Fuel delivers monthly mystery boxes of gaming, comic, cinematic, and pop culture goods tuned to the key of G. Each contains an exclusive Geek Fuel t-shirt, a full downloadable game, the latest issue of Geek Fuel...
Boulon Blanc Transformable Table
It's not Fletcher Capstan levels of cool, but the Boulon Blanc transformable table is a lot more practical, way less expensive, and still clever enough in design and execution to get my stamp of approval (i.e., I'd be...
The Emojibator
Sure it's a staple in Baba Ghanoush, and a common meat substitute for vegetarians, but nothing has done more for the eggplant than the digital world's decision to turn it into an emoji. Except, perhaps, an enterprising...
Olivers Passage Pant
Gandalf may threaten your efforts to cross the Bridge of Khazad-dum with a booming, "You shall not pass!" but at least Olivers will make sure your legs are comfortable and agile in 4-way stretch and lightweight CORDURA...
StopSleep Driving Alarm
We can't all buy self-driving car prototypes or Teslas with Autopilot to keep us from veering out of our lanes or "bumping" the median when drowsiness starts winding its way around our consciousness. And even though the...
Ostrich Rider Costume
Last call for the costume haul! Less than 7 days to pull together your bid for Halloween's scariest / funniest / cleverest / elaboratest. And sexyscariest / sexyfunniest / sexy... What better to help you round it up...
Survival Hacks
In addition to Survival Hacks: Over 200 Ways to Use Everyday Items for Wilderness Survival, author Creek Stewart has also written the book series Build the Perfect Bug Out, and served as host of the show Fat Guys in the...
SteelSeries 9H Gaming Headset
According to Derek Zoolander, serious gamers don't just look the part, they become the part. They feel the game in their soul, they breathe it as their air, and when they're ready, they wear it over their head as the...
Dirty Neighbors Game
Dirty Neighbors introduces itself with "This Game Is Not for You," which I think is pretty presumptive because it doesn't even know me yet, and also I got a quick look at one of its cards and saw the word "masturbating"...
TOPS M4X Punisher Knife
I recommend watching the above video in its entirety. Not only because M4X Punisher demo damsel Kaila* is adorable, but also because she becomes even more adorable after she completes her successful attack on that coconut...
Outrider Electric Adventure Vehicles
Outrider USA's Electric Adventure Vehicles combine the best parts of all stages of my life: the tricycles I loved to ride as a little boy; the powerful engine and all-terrain maneuverability I crave as a strapping 30-something;...
Sydney Evan Skull Ring
For ladies with a dark side, and for the men who owe them a mid-range extravagant gift, I present you the elegantly macabre Sydney Evan Skull Ring. Its 14K rose gold band and cranial framework house 2 precious gem eyes...
CAT Composite Toe Work Sneakers
They might look like standard athletic shoes, but trust me, the Streamline Sneakers are some real CAT kickers. Their low-profile, everyday sneak style is a shroud of illusion, there to ensure family and friends don't...