Pet Power Poo(ch) Vacuum
The Pooch Power Shovel--essentially a rechargeable dog shit vacuum--may not collect the crap straight from the chute like the Piqapoo, but it still significantly reduces your proximity to and interaction with your buddy's...
Kodak Photo Printer Dock
Uh, a printed 4 x 6 selfie on the fridge where only me and my 3 friends who come over will be able to see it, rather than a digital selfie posted to Instagram where all 976 of my "friends"--plus maybe millions of other...
Folding Hand Saw
This Folding Hand Saw's logo looks kind of like Ferrari's. Am I to believe this is the Ferrari of hand saws? Powerful? Fast? Almost guaranteed to get me laid? Oh boy, I hope so!...
Giveaway: BurgaBox Burger Feast for 10
BurgaBox Burger Feast for 10 Giveaway Winner: A (big, beefy, juicy) congrats to Skott S. of Lincoln City, OR, winner of the BurgaBox Burger Feast for 10! Thanks to all entrants, and be sure to check the Dude homepage...
110dB Lung-Powered Signal Horn
Strictly speaking, Attwood Marine's Bellow Signal Horn is meant for boaters and sailers, a tool to be kept on board for use in alerting others of your presence, or draw attention in emergency situations. You can also...
Giani Countertop Paint Kits
I'm cool with Rolex knockoffs, dogs from the pound, and the drug store's brand of cough syrup if it means I save a wad of cash and still end up with a pretty decent watch / buddy / night's sleep. Why should faux granite...
Delta Echo Ammo Can Knife Set
First the ammo, then the fire. On the range, and now in the kitchen, courtesy of Delta Echo Products' ammo can knife blocks and cutlery sets. Arm yourself with the tools you'll need to cube, trim, slice, and dice your...
Cube Portable Color Digitizer
"Look at the stars / Look how they shine for you / And everything you do / Yeah they were all yellow." But what shade of yellow, Coldplay? Lemon yellow? Baby Chick yellow? Yellow Brick Road? Pantone 102 UP? When you like...
Trivae 4-in-1 Kitchen Tool
Still stuck on a gift for Mom? Hosting a holiday party? Need a decently priced butler to hold stuff for you while you're cooking, and then again when you take the pan off the heat, and then again when you set the dish...
BitLock Smart Keyless Bike Lock
Like most smart things, BitLock aims to serve, protect, and make your life just a little bit easier. The sturdy U-lock system locks and unlocks with no key, and no tedious dials to challenge your fine motor skills in...
The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck
The most surprising thing about Mark Manson's new self-help guide on how not to give a f*ck is that he presents what I would (proudly) consider an obnoxious personality trait as a "subtle art." The Subtle Art of Not Giving...
Groomarang Beard Styling & Shaping Template
The Groomarang always returns...to the basics of good shaving and haircare practices. Tangle-free beards and mustaches. Crisp shaves. Clean neck lines. The curved comb serves as a shaving / clipping template for precise...
Joker Greeting Musical Prank Cards
Combine musical greeting cards with those candles that won't blow out...and if you're really mean, a side of Meg Ryan "climaxing" at Katz's Delicatessen in When Harry Met Sally...and then let the Joker go wild. Joker...
SureFire Sidekick 300-Lumen Keychain Light
Way less annoying than Robin, way less creepy than Mini-Me, and way, way more useful than George Costanza, say hello to your SureFire Sidekick. Despite being a keychain-sized 2-1/2" long, this high-performance, click-switch...
Philips Norelco Vaccuum Beard Trimmer
If you don't enjoy cleaning your clippings out of the bathroom sink...and counter, and floor, and crevices behind the toilet, the Philips Norelco Beard Trimmer 7200 gives you an alternative: vacuum them directly off your...
Dual Arc Tesla Coil Lighter
It's Tesla, squared. And marbleized. Like the originals, Dual Arc Tesla Coil Lighters trade in butane for USB-rechargeable electricity, and ignite cigs, candles, and kindling with the flameless and windproof technology...
Matador Waterproof Packable Backpack
Matador is known for their ability to make big stuff little, and stuff it into even littler stuff. The Pocket Blanket. The Droplet Wet Bag. And, here, the FreeRain24 Waterproof Packable Backpack...
Cook's Science: How to Unlock Flavor
Do you know what your 50 favorite ingredients are? The editors of Cook's Illustrated do, and in Cook's Science they're going to teach you how to take those ingredients' flavor and mother F'ing unlock it...
Megamouth Tool Bag with Integrated Speaker
If you like a little EDM or NPR paired with the sounds of your power drill and hand saw, Custom Leathercraft Tech Gear's stereo speaker tool bag has both your gear and your ears covered. The 18" carrier features a Megamouth...
Tanda Zap Acne Clearing Device
Merry Christmas, fix your face. Heh. I think giving someone the "gift" of a Tanda Zap acne clearer is kind of like giving them a treadmill or some Beachbody workout DVDs. More of a gift for you than for them. But. It...
Evoke - Induction Powered Vaporizer
The story of an induction powered vaporizer: A fine-woods craftsman, an electrical engineer, and a super-conducting computing PhD physicist walk into a bar. The wood craftsman sits down and says, "Bartender, give me something...
Memory Foam Wallet
A Memory Foam Wallet. Huh. I guess that's a little more practical than my Memory Foam Pants solution for ass and inguinal region padding while carrying my cash and cards. I can't say this is the best looking wallet I've...
DU/ER Performance Denim & No Sweat Pants
dish & DU/ER sent me a review pair of their N2X No Sweat Pants, and here's how I tested them out: I wore them to Thanksgiving dinner. Three plates and two pieces of apple pie...a la mode...later, I still didn't feel the...
Mizu Insulated Titanium Mug
Do I want the Mizu insulated titanium camping mug over all the other insulated titanium camping mugs out there only because it's made by Ninja Prepper? Nah...