Wearable Diaper Bags for Dads
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- Military Daddy Diaper Bag - $41.45
- Diaper Dude Messenger Diaper Bag for Dads - $59.99
- SaddleBaby Shoulder Carrier - $89.00
- Dad Piggyback Rider - $99.98
- Messenger Diaper Bag for Dad - $69.99
A wearable diaper bag for dads may not sound like it wants to be less humiliating than the Daddle dad saddle for all you new papas out there, but I promise you subtlety is DadGear's primary focus with their baby-ready fleece vests and jackets.
Both empty and fully loaded with feeding and changing supplies these Diaper Vests and Cargo Jacket Wearable Diaper Bags look like your standard active dad outerwear, thanks to specially sized and evenly distributed pockets for holding key pieces of kiddie EDC. At the chest a pair of zippered pockets hold baby wipes for Jr. and a cell phone or mp3 player for dads who need to call up help from Mom, Google, or Radiohead. Two more larger interior pockets fit to-go diapers (clean ones on the left, dirty ones on the right?) and the sides of the vest / jacket contain two bottle pockets that lie flat when not in use. A pocket on the back stores the included DadGear slim-design changing pad.
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