Name that sound: Smack, smack, smack...hrrghh! It's your flip-flops flip-flopping along a trail, boat deck, or sidewalk. And then it's your flip-flops catching an edge and slipping off your foot while you grunt out an...

The Gravity Blanket is like a big, wraparound, hours-long hug. John Fiorentino created his weighted cover as a therapeutic tool for those who find themselves stressed, anxious, and/or sleepless at night...

Why a FlexSafe? Because of that one time when I was Floaty Pantsin' around a pool full of women's beach volleyball players and didn't notice some punk kid snatch my bag. My wallet. My phone. My keys. My Ziplocs of granola...

This Moby looks like it wants to chow down on some bottle caps with a quickness. Wonder if the whale's stomach is big enough to hold as many caps as mine is to hold the beers they unleash...

Learn your stars in 7.9" cubed. The Mini UNIQCUBE lights up constellation maps in full, brilliant color on 5 of its surfaces, and provides both the physical and intellectual illumination of their stars' English and Latin...

Wicks adhesive strips give wearers the functional advantage of acting as a sweat shield, diverting the blur and sting of salty secretions away from our eyes during exercise. And stylistically? Well, I heard oompa loompas...

Typically, pants are like people: it's what's on the inside that counts. But with their Sync II, a multi-tool that folds down into a belt buckle, SOG Specialty Knives and Tools are hoping to up the value of what's on...

How much do you love Star Wars? Like in exact number of dollars? If it's more than a few hundos, the franchise invites you to show your love with a Star Wars TIE Fighter Portable Gas Grill. And get ready to add "BBQ from...

If the interior "Made in Australia" stamp on each piece of this AUS-ION cookware isn't enough to assure you of where the pots and pans come from, zoom in and check out the ends of their handles. See the hole? See its...

When the staff at the H.R. Giger Museum in Switzerland saw this life-size replica head of the monstrous Alien their namesake created you could literally see the pride and joy bursting from their chests. (Good luck to...

I used to pick up ladies by telling them I drove a DeLorean. It's how I met my girlfriend, She-Ra: Princess of Power. I went up to her at a party, ready to drop my pickup line, when she turned to me and said, Before you...

A fine addition to your pocket, or a very generous groomsman's gift, the Stag Folder from BucknBear carries as a true gentlemen's knife. Its Damascus-style blade is made from VG10 Core Damascus, and extends a pretty 2.29"...

Maybe Alex Jacques' interest in a Cthulhu bottle opener began with his interest in straight razors. The craftsman started out, and continues to forge, what he hopes you'll consider "the finest handmade straight razors...

The first thing that comes to mind when I think "witty banter" is the easy exchange of short observations and comments. So it's odd that The Art of Witty Banter: Be Clever, Be Quick, Be Interesting - Create Captivating...

Loot Crate hails itself the first-ever subscription service for the Double Gs. Available in 1-month, 3-month, or 6-month blocks, Loot Crates ship out once every 30 days. Each crate carries a different overall theme and...

And if you go with Florida, you can use your 3D Wood Topographic Map as a perfectly level cutting board! Haha, Florida's flatter than piss on a plate. I've always wanted to ride a Schwinn 10 Speed top-to-bottom through...

While the VegTrug isn't quite what I mean when I say I could eat a trough of food, put some tomatoes, onions, cilantro, and jalapenos in this urban planter, and I may still be down for some deconstructed salsa by the...

Insect Shield started making its Insect Repellent Apparel in 2001, and has gone on to provide various areas of the US Military, Rio Olympics athletes, and 70+ lifestyle clothing brands with clothing treated with its proprietary...

Hey, kid, go find me some sticks! Sixty-five of them to be exact. Hubs' DIY Garden Dome Kit is a box of "Hubs" and hardware you can use to create and snap together frame pieces to build sturdy geodesic structures. Use...

Mouse, stop twisting my arm! The Evoluent line of mice has been around for 15 years now, but for those just feeling the onset of wrist and forearm fatigue from too much rolling and clicking, you can maybe put the kibosh...

Now here's a new spin on smart lighting. Lasermad says their stellar Nixie Chessboard is the first and only Nixie tube-powered chessboard in the whole world, and I believe it. Who has the creativity to even come up with...

Everything Is Bullshit. Now that's a nonpartisan sentiment we can all get behind today! Priceonomics released this book, which it subtitles The Greatest Scams on Earth Revealed, in 2014, but amidst our current run of...

This alphabet isn't adult just because A is for Anus, but also because of the accompanying anatomical representation author Max Willy has selected to make sure everyone knows what an anus is. Stick out your pointer finger...

X marks the stylus, and ink marks the spot. The Joy Factory's dual surface X-Spring Precision Stylus & Pen lets you waX poetic (or spew bullshit) from both ends. On the X side, a precision stylus writes and scrawls over...