The Perfect Shot Secure Decanter
The Perfect Shot is a lockable decanter that keeps thirsty hands off your hooch. But here's an interesting lemon twist: those thirsty hands can include your own...
Alessi Toothpaste Buckle Squeezer
Alessi hasn't innovated the wheel, or even the toothpaste tube squeezer, with this silver Buckle that ekes out every last lump of minty freshness. But I haven't seen a design-centric company come out with such a shiny...
Flowered Fishnet Stockings
My girlfriend says Lirika Matoshi's fishnets, handmade stockings with intricate flowers and other ethereal-nature-fairy elements woven in, are works of art. Yeah, I can see that. But what I mostly see is that the tights...
Amazon Echo Show
Alexa! Show me the money! I don't know what will happen if you give an Amazon Echo Show that command; she'll probably be like, Sorry, I don't understand, which is pretty much her Echo audio version self's response to...
Insect Shield Outdoor Blanket
Remember Insect Shield? They created a military-approved treatment for gear and clothing that tells encroaching insects such as mosquitoes, ticks, flies, and fleas to bug off. You can now mail your clothing to them to...
The RowBike
Before you start talkin' smack about the RowBike, I should let you know its creator, Scott Olson, also invented RollerBlades. RollerBlades. ... ... OK, now you can talk some smack about the RowBike...
Sword Keys
It's dangerous to leave the house without a key! Take this set that will also serve as your sword and shield if the gangs...of ants...attack. The Key Armory stocks up fantasy and gaming fans' keychains with iconic swords...
BergHOFF Portable Table BBQ
In addition to a charcoal fire basket and a pair of grill grates, BergHOFF's Table BBQ also has a Red Dot Design Award under its cork pad lid. Termed a "social grill" the portable cooker packs up like a small cooler--covered...
Odious Blocks Adult Party Game
At first I was stoked about Odious Blocks because I figured they were a Jenga tower game of or relating to Odie. Then, for once, I thought to fact check myself and discovered that "odious" is not an adjective for Jon...
AeroBull Speakers
Jarre loves them some funky speakers (remember the AeroTwist?) Their AeroBulls go canine with sound system design, turning French bulldogs into in-house HD and rechargeable travel speakers whose bark, I'd imagine, far...
The WalkCar - Laptop-Sized Super Car
Tokyo-based Cocoa Motors refers to its forthcoming WalkCar personal transporter as "the world's smallest car," and a "laptop-sized super car," and are you thinking what I'm thinking? Was something lost in translation...
RXBARs - Whole Food Protein Bars
There are now as many kinds of protein bars in the grocery store as there are cereal, chips, and cookies. But unlike the second group, most of which I will eat by the trough, I find that the majority of protein bars Suck...
TinyScreen Video Game Kit
The Tiny Arcade goes handheld. Tiny Circuits' TinyScreen Video Game Kit gives DIY gamers the chance to build their own miniature console. At the heart of the kit is the TinyDuino processor board, an Arduino Uno board...
Solar Egg - The Golden Egg Sauna
Holy Willy Wonka golden goose egg, Batman! Want to go for a sauna? Come on, you gotta be sore--and cold!--from battling Mr. Freeze and ziplining 700 yards on one arm back to the Batcave!...
Zoomable 60X Monocular & Smartphone Attachment
Time for a family photo! Taken this year from 1/4 mile away with a Zoomable 60X Monocular and smartphone attachment! Hook the one-eyed magnifier up to your phone and take its zoom function to DSLR levels for capturing...
F**k. The Game
Who would claim you can "get smarter while swearing at your friends?" F**kin' Australia, mates. F**k. The Game is an Aussie issue, and a mind trip of cards and colors and good ol' cussin' for us all. It's a spirited party...
8GB Digital Voice Recorder Pen
You don't need help figuring out all the shady and covert things you could use an 8GB Digital Voice Recorder Pen for. So instead I'll provide a non-shyster list of its potential applications...
MEEM Phone Charger & Automatic Backup Cable
Crying Northwestern Kid from March Madness says, "What do you MEEM I just lost all 78 selfies I took last night?!" Sorry, dude, you gotta back that vanity up. Especially if you're gonna douse your phone in tears. Electronics...
The Extractor Bite & Sting Kit
Stung by a bee? Bitten by a snake? Suck it up, son. Or rather, suction it up. With [cue appropriate vacuum pump music]...The Extractor!...
Jelly - The Smallest 4G Smartphone
What is this, a smartphone for my smartphone? No? You mean I'm supposed to hold this Jelly, this...this...thing that's no bigger than a pack of peanut butter crackers, in my own giant manhands, and use it to talk and...
Star Wars Light-Up Hydro Balls
Can you chuck a stormtrooper the full length of an Olympic-size swimming pool? These Star Wars Hydro Balls challenge you to find out. Or you can just toss them around with the kids / your friend Cornelius this summer...
Astrophysics for People in a Hurry
I wonder if calling Neil deGrasse Tyson's book about astrophysics one for "people in a hurry" is a nice way of saying it's really for people who have no quarkin' chance of understanding astrophysics outside of Tyson taking...
Arceo Wallet & Magnetic Carry System
Check out the gallery of Ronin Energetics' Arceo Wallets. Not only do the CNC-milled cash and card carriers swap out short-lived silicone and elastic bands for an internal spring tensioning system to secure your stash...
The Secret Art of Being a Grown-Up
While Bridget Watson Payne's delivery in The Secret Art of Being a Grown-Up: Tips, Tricks, and Perks No One Thought to Tell You largely takes the form of cartoons and quick blocks of conversational narrative, I think...