Mud Scrubber Rubber Brush Mat

$25.99 Amazon »

Will the Mud Scrubber Rubber Brush Mat finally get my mama off my back about my feet? My feet that are only wet and muddy and covered with ice melt because I was out shoveling her sidewalk?...

Shaggy Duvet Cover

$42.99 - $59.99 Amazon »

The shaggy duvet cover. A little bedspread made of pure comfort, hygge, and dead animals...

Bellabooty Hip Thrust Belt

$49.99 Amazon »

With the Bellabooty Belt, you can "hip thrust anytime, anywhere!" And just like that, all your problems - maybe even all the world's problems - are solved!...

OtoSet Ear Cleaning System

$1,759 OtoSet »

Ready...OtoSet...Grooooossss! Uh, I mean, Goooo! Clean those ears, little earwax-sucking set of headphones!...

Carbon Fiber Folding Chess, Checkers & Backgammon Set

$19.98 Amazon »

Well, really it's a carbon fiber-ish folding chess, checkers & backgammon set. The game is made of MDF, but has a "carbon fiber tech material veneer." So not solid carbon fiber, and even the supposed-to-be-carbon-fiber...

ABLOY PL362 Padlock

$370 Amazon »

Wish I could put an ABLOY PL362 Padlock on all my valuables stored on the internet. Credit cards, online banking, home security camera feeds, password manager, PornHub viewing history. That last one mostly for my wife...

Lift Laptop Stand & Whiteboard

Need a Lift to work? The Lift 2-in-1 laptop stand and whiteboard raises your laptop to a better ergonomic position for screen-staring, plus incorporates a dry erase board you can use to take notes and write reminders...

The Hybrid Cocktail Glass

$55 Amazon »

The Hybrid Cocktail Glass allows ye in need of a drink to measure, mix, and mmm mmm mmm down the hatch in a single vessel, without the mess of sweating tumblers, and without the buzzkill of taking sips of a watered-down...

The World's Most Fiendishly Difficult Literary Puzzle

$12.95 Amazon »

Edward Powys Mathers (aka Torquemada) wrote Cain's Jawbone in 1934, and to this day, only 3 people have ever solved the 6 murder mysteries hidden within its hundred pages. So, nope, calling it The World's Most Fiendishly...

My Presenting the Alphabet series has concluded. With, if I may toot mine own horn, all 26 letters accounted for. Even Q. Even X. And over 300 gifts to choose from. Hell, it might be over 500. From A to Z, it's probably over 500, actually, but after the months of hard work I've already put into finding...

Striga Pocket Knife

$215 Matsey »

Be still, my heart, and holy EDStriga, Batman! This is one fine looking pocket knife. Stubby and thicc in all the right places, the Striga Pocket Knife is a Maciej Modrzejewski design, coming soon to his online store...

E172: What Is This Thing?

$235 Amazon »

Welcome to Edition 172 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

Alien Sleeping Bag

$117.79 - $185.99 Amazon »

Don the Alien Sleeping Bag, and watch the tables turn on Bigfoot, Sasquatch, grizzly bears, and all the other beasts of the forest who will now tell campfire stories about and live in fear of you...

AutoDogMug - Portable, Leak-Free Dog Water Bowl

$17.95 - $22 Amazon »

Of all the portable pup water bowls I've seen, the AutoDogMug might be the most user-friendly for both dog and owner. Highwave's leak-free hound hydration system is essentially a squeeze bottle with a small bowl on top...

My dudes, my ladies, we have reached Z end. Welcome to the Z gifts, and to the zen of this Dude, happy to be done with this little A(-to-Z)dventure...

Indo Trick Trampoline Scooter

$49.95 - $119.95 Amazon »

Tramp not included. The Indo Trick Trampoline Scooter is a wheelless board-and-bar design made to help scoot enthusiasts practice freestyle tricks, plus come up with new ones. I'd say it's a safer way to learn Triple...

Middle Finger Toilet Paper Holder

$119.99 Etsy »

Flipping the bird becomes much more than a cheap gesture with this Middle Finger Toilet Paper Holder. Instead, Pygmallionaire's 3D-printed and hand-painted metallic design is a functional luxury!...

I can't tell you Y there's so much hostility in the world today. I can't tell you Y the box of frosted shredded wheat and gallon of milk I bought yesterday cost $14. I can't tell you Y sealed bottles with foil tabs and plastic flaps that say "Pull to open" never f-ing open when you pull. I can't...

SIFTR Can Strainer & Mini Colander

Sold Out Amazon »

The SIFTR Can Strainer & Mini Colander looks like it might work a little better than my method of straining the liquid out of canned goods, which is to place the jagged-edged lid of the opened can back inside it and smooooosh...

Jumbo Star Wars Millennium Falcon Crayon

$3.96 Amazon »

Who'd-a thought this piece of junk could clean up so well? The Jumbo Star Wars Millennium Falcon Crayon splashes every color of the rainbow - or at least every color in your standard box of Crayolas - over the dismal...

X marks the spot. The 24th spot in the alphabet, and the letter I was most concerned I'd be able to represent in my presentation of alphabetical gifts. But finding X gifts proved not to be all that difficult after all. Here are 12 X-ceptional ones for you...

2-in-1 Dumpling Maker

Discontinued

Dumplings are not on my list of DIY desires for the year - not when I have a papercraft Commodore 65 to build! But if anyone else out there (ahem, Mama) is interested in trying their hand at dumpling creation, this 2-in-1...

Tempo Move - Home Gym in a Side Table

$395 Tempo »

Tempo Move is a home gym, virtual personal trainer, fitness tracker, and piece of IKEA-lookin' contemporary furniture in one. Or maybe I should say Apple-lookin' contemporary furniture, because Tempo has designed this...

Who, what, where, when, why? The Dude. 21 gifts that start with W. Here. Now. Because that's the letter we've reached in my journey of alphabetic gift gift-giving...