Star Wars Storm Trooper Electric Shaver
They used the Force Friday on me and all I can see is Star Wars merch! The Storm Trooper Electric Shaver from Philips Norelco is another forthcoming (10/1/17) addition to the Star Wars: The Last Jedi frenzy...
LEGO Star Wars Millennium Falcon 2017
Start saving your credits and wupiupi. LEGO is dropping a new Millennium Falcon model - a 7,500-piece behemoth of a brick freighter - on October 1, 2017. Need a gift for a man? Particularly a man you'd like to make very...
Fast Strike Self Defense Weapon
It's called Fast Strike and - whirwhack! - it's gonna sting. The non-lethal self defense weapon looks like the antenna on the cordless phone my family had growing up. Which, coincidentally, also kinda hurt when someone...
littleBits Star Wars Droid Inventor Kit
Want your kids to learn a littleBits about tech as you secretly relish the interactive R2-D2 they're building? The Star Wars Droid Inventor Kit hit littleBits shelves just in time for Force Friday II...
Armored Leather Wonder Woman Costume
Why simply dress up as Wonder Woman when you can transform into Wonder Woman corseted and zipped into custom sewn leather form-molded over motorcycle grade body armor? This UD Replicas creation isn't just a costume, it's...
Alcove Laptop Case & Private Work Station
When Alcove isn't protecting your laptop from bumps and scuffs as a carrying case, it unfolds to protect your privacy and channel your focus as a mobile workstation...
This Book Is a Planetarium
This Book Is a Planetarium picks up right where your homemade eclipse viewer skills left off. You don't even need an empty Rice Krispies box or aluminum foil. Kelli Anderson's collection of functional doohickies are all...
Native Pumpkin Spice Latte Deodorant
Pumpkin Spice Latte season is upon us, and Native natural deodorant has one question: do your armpits need some PSL TLC?...
Iron Throne Cat Bed
Is your cat the rightful heir to the FELIRON THRONE? A bright spot in my week of Game of Thrones withdrawal (2019? 2019?!) Kate Agafonova's Iron Throne Cat Bed invites kitties from all families - royals, wardens, lords...
OLOID Mathematically Perfect Desk Sculpture
Paul Schatz discovered the oloid in 1929. Yes, discovered. It's not just some rando geometric shape or ergonomically designed fidget toy. The oloid is a real piece of the mathematics puzzle, and Patrick Schneider's OLOID...
Gropener One-Handed Bottle Opener
No, Gropener is not what it looks like Uncle Harry is doing to Cousin Ricky's new girlfriend at the family reunion. Gropener is a smoosh-together of the words "grab" and "opener," done to signify what this clever tool...
Charging Messenger Bags
1 Voice bags provide a messenger service you don't have to worry about serving you divorce papers or subpoenas. A happy messenger service! A powerful, 10,000mAh messenger service...
EEEARS Reusable Ear Cleaner
It seems we're on an earwax offensive. EEEARS, a reusable cotton swab substitute for ear cleaning, joins the OtoSet automatic ear cleaning headset I saw earlier this month in the cache of tools forthcoming for wax elimination...
Litelok Flexible Bike Lock
Flexible, lightweight, and inordinately strong, the Litelok could have been a gymnast, but decided to take the more practical professional route of becoming an anti-theft bodyguard for bicycles. The gold-rated bike lock...
Arcade Sofa
1991 brought Street Fighter II. 2017 brings the Street Fighter II Arcade Sofa. Relive your 90s glory playing the game...and then maybe get a different type of game on...on it...
Ostrich Pillow Light
Order of Business the First: Get an Ostrich Pillow Light. Order of Business the Second: Steal that dude's blue plaid shirt and sweet ass mustache. Order of Business the Third: Crown self King of both Cool and Chill. Order...
Rodeo Boy Exercise Machine
The Rodeo Boy exercise machine adds some Japanese elegance, more mechanical bull aesthetics, and 6 speeds of body-rockin' power to the Rodeo Core fitness trainer we saw here a couple years ago. I'm not sure how effective...
Steel Self Defense Bracelet
Self defense or self-inflicted injury? Swingin' 'round this full steel bracelet like a chain whip without really knowing how to swing 'round a chain whip, it could really go either way...
Belgian Bowl Waffle Maker
Seeing the Belgian Bowl Waffle Maker made me understand how dads feel when they see stuff like KEEN UNEEK sandals. I had to go change my shorts. Do you know what this life-altering machine makes? Not a waffle cone bowl...
The Skull Ultra Loud Alarm Clock with Bed Shaker
Your alarm clock with the soft hands and sweet voice telling you she made extra fluffy flapjacks for your first day of school? Ha! Mama's gone, dorm kids! This semester you wake up with THE SKULL! A "sweet" 113-decibel...
Ventura Reclining Stadium Seat
I don't know how the people behind you are gonna feel about the reclining part of Ventura's Stadium Seats, but if the chair's thousand+ reviews are to be believed, you'll sure love it...
Pavlok - Habit-Breaking Shocking Wristband
Pavlok seems to think if it's good enough for training the dog, it's good enough for training you. And most people who were spanked as kids or repeatedly got hit in the face playing dodgeball would probably agree that...
Wood Burning Chiminea Outdoor Fire Pit
Having a chiminea in the backyard sounds so fancy. Like buying a cravat at Barney's or Tarjay. Lucky for the less fancy of us out there, this particular chiminea is made by a decidedly un-fancy-sounding company called...
Kilner Butter Churn
Churn, baby, churn - Butter Inferno! - Churn, baby, churn - Churn that mother around! Ahhh, Kilner's manual butter churn sure does bring back memories of my childhood. Not that I used to churn butter by hand as a kid...
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