Hang on for Dear Life Storage Jars
Poor Gianni. Stuck in a jar with 2 choices: hang on for dear life; or die drowned in flour. Skewered on skewers. Snuggled to death by Q-Tips...
Professional EverSharp Electric Knife Sharpener
The Professional EverSharp electric knife sharpener is a 3-stage system for restoring what your turkeys, tenderloins, roasts, hams, and gift packaging have taken away. The simple tool sharpens sporting and kitchen knives...
Thermo Temporal Artery Thermometer
Wow, thermometers have come a loooong way from the up-the-butt of my childhood. The Thermo from Nokia takes your kid's, or your own, temperature without the need to stick it anywhere unpleasant. Or anywhere at all. This...
Men's Trakline No-Holes, One-Size Belts
When it comes to pants positioning, waistline aesthetics, and post-holiday gut comfort, 1/4" can make a huge difference. Trakline belts banish the meager lineup of 1"-spaced holes punched in traditional belts from their...
Assassin's Teapot
The Assassin's is a trick teapot! And not a very fun trick if you're on the receiving end. The Chinese creation contains 2 separate interior compartments, one of which was historically meant for tea, and the other of...
Asobu Frosty Beer 2 Go Bottle & Can Cooler
As I sit here enjoying some nice 15-degree weather, all I can think is, How am I going to keep my beer as icy as my entire body is right now in 6 months? A simple search produces the answer: Asobu's Frosty Beer 2 Go...
Tree Bookshelves
Trees become...trees in BespOak Interiors' tree bookshelves, unique and handmade wall-mounted units that are themselves as much of a display as the items you'll store on them...
Whalecum Mat
Whalecum, my friends. We have nothing but whalecum for you in this house. Spermy the Whale gives a gushing "Hello!" to all guests who cross the threshold in this delightful Whalecum Mat...
Toddler Tamers Leashless Child Ankle Weight System
Those who balk at parents who harness and leash up their impulsive, wriggly, wandering toddlers, here ya go. Toddler Tamers eliminate the dog-owner aesthetic from an otherwise really effective child minding tactic. Instead...
Gentleman's Comb
The Gentleman's Comb comes to us from Goodworth & Co. and, like the company's Best Wishes Key, reminds us exactly what can be in a name. Here, it's an ornate and gentlemanly embossed brass comb for keeping your locks...
Levitating X Beer Cup
Whoa, it costs a pretty penny to float a beer with a Levitating X. But if you're really into your brews, and the idea of floating a beer also floats your boat, this hovering, spinning spectacle of a beer cup might be...
The Wand - Hangover-Preventing Wine Filter
I got classy at a recent holiday party and drank wine all night. She-Ra: Princess of Power told me the next day it was "the cheapest, nastiest Malbec they're probably legally allowed to sell. Like a bottle of backwash...
YakTrax Walk Traction Cleats
As much as I love bloopers videos of people slipping on ice and biting it in snowy winter weather, I don't love it when the subject of such videos is me. YakTrax are traction cleats that slip on over your outdoor shoes...
Zanco tiny t1 - World's Smallest Mobile Phone
The tiny t1 is a mobile phone smaller than just one of the thumbs I'm holding up right now to show my approval of it. Creator Zanco has crowned it the World's Smallest Mobile Phone and, unlike the World's Smallest Violin...
One-Touch Automatic Cake Mixer & Baker
Auto-Tune, Auto-Correct, and now, Auto-Cake! The best auto of them all! Gourmia says its Cake Maker Pro is an automatic cake baker that will both mix up your bundt or devil's food ingredients, and then cook them to "yummy...
Japanese Fish Pancake Maker
Not only can the Taiyaki Japanese Fish-shaped pancake maker mold piping hot cakes in the shape of fine finned friends, it can mold piping hot cakes stuffed with custard, chocolate, or cheese! or filled with ice cream!...
Ember Temperature Control Mug
Too hot? Too cold? If it's in the Ember you have only yourself to blame. The Ember temperature control mug pairs a simple to-go coffee or tea container design with a septuplet of temperature sensors, a rapid cooling system...
Darth Vader Samsung POWERbot Vacuum
Though I'd describe Darth Vader's breathing as labored at best, Samsung swears their Star Wars limited edition Vader POWERbot vacuum has 20 times more suction power than earlier Samsung robotic models. I guess it runs...
Pet Teepee Dog & Cat Bed
Is the name of the dog in this Pet Teepee "Little Dove?" That's adorrrrrable! It's also what Cersei Lannister used to call Sansa Stark, so I hope that pup grows up and grows fangs faster than the Lady of Winterfell...
Brewed2Burn Candles
Ladies love candles and men love beer, so a Brewed2Burn creation that combines candles with the essence of popular and seasonal beers should be the perfect gift for manly women and girly men!...
Hellraiser Lamp
If you were to come face-to-face with Pinhead from Hellraiser would you rather it be in the light or the dark? Grab yourself one of Omulamp's Hellraiser Lamps and you can try out both options. Day in, and day out. Forever...
Gravitational Displacemats
Hey, it's a trick placemat! Either that or a new line of cast iron dishes and silverware. Nah, it's the placemat. The Gravitational Displacemat, as they're called. These optical illusions for the dinner table add a few...
Blitzen Vehicle Rooftop Beverage Chiller
Want some Roof Hootch? Harness up a Blitzen, and you'll be one short drive away. Blitzen is a rooftop beverage chiller that combines the powers of cold weather and your commute to form a most innovative take on refrigeration...
The Last Jedi: Life-Sized Interactive Porg Plush
Even if you hate The Last Jedi's porgs, if you're a parent you're probably gonna have to buy some porg-related porg thing for your kids. And this life-sized interactive porg plush is probably the one they'll want most...
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