Pixel Playing Cards

$25.99 Amazon »

The pixel is wild! Kikkerland's Pixel Playing Cards make a funky optical illusion when you tilt them. The effect will either add some visual interest to your poker game, or make you feel like you're gonna puke all over...

A hot dog sofa? A hamburger chair? Sweet! Now when I get ketchup and mustard all over my furniture it won't ruin it, it will make it better!...

Pocket Samurai Titanium Keychain Knife

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StatGear knows we can't all be samurais, but we can all carry a pocket knife. And if they shape their Tanto blades like katanas, put some Japanese characters on them, and call them Pocket Samurais, maybe sliding the titanium...

Steampunk Sundial & Compass Watch

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Not a sundial and compass themed or styled wristwatch, but a wristwatch with an actual built-in sundial and compass. And none of those fancy analog or digital gears, movements, batteries, or Arabic numerals to help you...

Saucemoto In-Car Dip Clip

Discontinued

Is the Saucemoto, a dip clip that latches onto the air vent in your car, a solution to or perpetuation of a problem? Do we really want people who have just gotten a 20-piece order of McNuggets and large fries dipping...

Solar System Crystal Ball

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Know what I see when I look into this solar system crystal ball? No Pluto! And it makes me wonder if kids these days - a demographic maker Sumnacon says its solar system-filled crystal ball is perfect for - even know...

Grow A Girlfriend / Boyfriend

$4.27 - $5.97 Amazon »

Valentine's Day. The best day of the year to be single. No worries right? You just go about your day as if it were any regular day. And really, what more could you ask for? If you do want some troubles though, perhaps...

Uuni 3 Portable Wood Pellet Pizza Oven

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With the Uuni 3 you can can haul out the degrees of a wood-fired pizza oven - 932 of them to be exact - without doing any heaving hauling of the oven itself. Powered by inexpensive, energy-dense wood pellets, the portable...

Show N Go Electric Powered License Plate Frame

Discontinued

The Show N Go electric powered license plate frame lowers and tucks away your car's front plate to hide it when you're displaying your vehicle at an auto show, or just want to admire its lines and curves without a giant...

Screw U Jewelry

$10 - $257 Etsy »

Here's a big Screw U for the scorned, the heartbroken, and the Anti-Valentine's Day-ers. Calm down now, it's for you, not to you. Don one of Screw U Jewelry's bent screw rings, necklaces, or pair of earrings so you can...

What makes a good night's sleep? Sometimes no more than being so tired your muscles feel like a slow roasted brisket, and your bones are aching harder than Grandma's osteoarthritic back, and all you want to do is flop harder than LeBron James in the playoffs. On any bed, on any pillow, and with any...

SpotMini - Boston Dynamics Robot Dog

Thankfully, Boston Dynamics has chosen to name this robotic walking canine-oid from my nightmares SpotMini. Otherwise, I think people would be terrified of this. It's just so doglike without having any tail wag or endearing...

Cryptolite Cold Storage Wallets

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Cash, check*, card, or crypto? If you've graduated from mere paper and plastic to the digital currency worlds of Bitcoin, Ethereum, Litecoin, Ripple, Monero, Dogecoin, Deep Onion, Tron, Elecroneum, ZCoin...did I miss...

DogEden - Underground Dog House

$159 DogEden »

Wait, is this a DogEden or DogeDen? Or both? And if you like what they did with the name of this underground dog house, check out the video and behold what Miller Pet Products did with the underground dog house itself...

Pop It Pal Pimple Popping Simulator

Discontinued

Long to be poppin' zits like a G6? Look no further than the Pop It Pal Pimple Popping Simulator. Even with the teen acne days behind you, and most of those juicy back zits juuust out of reach, this fleshy, pus-filled...

Secure Pro Practice Padlock & 15-Piece Lock Pick Set

$19.99 BUD K »

You can pick your nose, but you can't pick your lock. At least not until you've had proper training from Secure Pro's Practice Padlock and 15-Piece Lock Pick Set...

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Giveaway: California Cowboy Aloha & Apres Ski Shirts

California Cowboy Aloha & Apres Ski Shirts Giveaway Winner: Congratulations to Tim L. of London, Ontario, Canada, winner of the California Cowboy Aloha & Apres Ski Shirts. Thanks to all entrants, and be sure to check...

I learned my most important lesson about frenemies from The Golden Girls. It's that sometimes passive aggressive words and social interactions aren't enough. It's that sometimes I need my frenemies to throw a party. Invite everyone they know. So they can see the biggest revenge gift will be from...

CO2 Tire Inflator

$23.99 Amazon »

Pro Bike Tool created this superfast CO2 tire inflator because they know the only thing worse than getting a flat tire while riding a bike is having to ride a bike in the first place. Well, that's something I know anyway...

Sharp Pebble Whetstone

$39.99 Amazon »

Even if you just have a decent set of kitchen knives, you're going to want to keep them sharp or you're just going to be pulling your meat rather than sliding through it. A good whetstone is a nice kitchen tool to have...

Toddlers Are A**holes: It's Not Your Fault

$6.42 Amazon »

"Toddlers are a**holes. It's not your fault." I'm having a sudden flashback to my childhood, a resurgent memory of those words. Being spoken to my mama. Over and over again. Weird...

adidas Predator Tango 18+ Indoor Shoes

$168.99 - $180 Amazon »

The original intent of the adidas Predator design, conceptualized by the former Aussie footballing great Craig Johnston (who I've never heard of) was to give an increase to the friction between boot and ball via rubber...

Cold Therapy Massage Roller Ball

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I have one of these Stinger Cold Therapy Massage Roller Balls from Recoup Fitness, and let me tell you, I have not felt anything so cold since I bumped into my ex-girlfriend Karen at the grocery store last month. And...

SIXOVERONE 6-Pack Bottle Opener

$25 SIXOVERONE »

The dudes (and they have to be dudes) behind SIXOVERONE know their 6-pack bottle opener is pure novelty gift, and a non-necessity to the beer-drinking world. On their website they crack as many jokes about their kitschy...