Rabbit Charger Outlet Cover with Retractable Cord

$49.95 Rabbit Charger »

The Rabbit Charger's Micro USB, USB-C, and Lightning charging cable ears change and grow as you need them. The outlet cover, which screws over any existing standard duplex outlet, preserves one of your 3-prongs for continued...

Two events inspired this collection of the best shark themed gifts. The obvious: we're in the middle of Shark Week 2018...

Jacob Bromwell Limited Edition Flasks

Jacob Bromwell's Jade Splash pure copper flask is the 4th in company's limited edition line. Like the Liberty, Sea Green, and Emerald before it, the Jade Splash flask will end up in the hands of just 25 lucky lushes...

Gerber Pack Hatchet Camping Axe

$37.77 Amazon »

Gerber's Pack Hatchet is a little dude with a big mouth. At just under 9-1/2" long, the camping axe is easily packed into or clipped onto outdoor gear. Gerber beefs up its functionality with a full tang construction and...

Compact Suit Folder

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Pocket knife: check. Keychain light: check. 3-piece suit: check. EDC complete. The Compact Suit Folder condenses a full suit - jacket, pants, and tie - into a flat-packed tote about the size of a portfolio. Use it in...

The Crispy Rice Cooker

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Crispy Rice Cooker?! Such a glorious machine exists?! Dude. My friend Al from junior high's mama was Persian and used to make crispy rice every time I stayed over for dinner. Have you had crispy rice? Have you experienced...

Star Wars TIE Fighter Posable Desk Lamp

The Rebels hacked into the Empire's TIE Fighter production line and programmed a whole series of the starfighters to fly with maneuverability and flight ranges so limited an X-Wing could take them down with a single...

Home Tandoor Oven

$749 Amazon »

Mmmm, fresh naan bread and tandoori chicken fresh from The Home Tandoor. Indian takeout that just opened, nope, not in the strip mall 15 minutes away, but in my backyard. Puri Tandoors makes traditional Indian clay ovens...

Camp No Counselors - Summer Camp for Grown-ups

$450 - $750 Camp No Counselors »

Camp No Counselors, in a nod to the nostalgia and the worry-free days of childhood, brings all the joys of summer camp to grown-ups. Swimming in the lake. Kayaking down the river. Archery. Singalongs. Bunk beds. Sneaking...

Flying Pig with Flapping Wings

Discontinued

This is not a real flying pig. But enough things are happening these days that my grandma said would happen when pigs fly that I gotta figure there's a litter of piglets with wings out there somewhere now. And until I...

Bowchair Luxury Sex Chairs (NSFW)

$3,550 - $4,175 Bowchair »

You like bouncy, bouncy? Bowchairs, luxury sex chairs in handsome and discreet designs, have bouncy, bouncy covered from head to toe. With, yes, lots of boobie in between...

Handmade Golf Ball Cannon

Discontinued

Having made a whole list of the best projectile launchers, I know a good desktop cannon when I see one. And, dude, this golf ball cannon is one damn fine desktop cannon. Handmade by Butterfield Machine, the Black Powder...

Mosquito-Zapping Camping Lantern

Discontinued

This mosquito-zapping camping lantern might not carry the same level of campground entertainment as the Bug-A-Salt Shotgun and The Executioner bug zapper racquet, but it does do double duty as UV bearer of electrocution...

Bristly Toothbrush for Dogs

$22 Bristly »

The Bristly is a toothbrush for your dog disguised as a chew toy. A super durable rubber chew toy with different textures and an infused meat flavor to make teeth cleaning time something Doggo looks forward to, rather...

Luminoodle XL Light Rope with Power Bank

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Luminoodle XL is a 10' long light rope. That snakes and stuffs into a compact lantern. And maybe attaches at the ends into something you'll soon see the hula hooping rave girls incorporate into their front row festival...

Suction Cup Travel Bottles

$3.99 - $19.99 Amazon »

Suction cup travel bottles stick right to the shower surround! So even if there's no dish or ledge I'll never drop my soap - and never have to bend over and pick up my soap - again. Ahhh, maybe that bad childhood memory...

Field Candy makes a bunch of leisure and recreation goods, but I think their digitally printed tents are the most noteworthy. Fit for 2 to 3 people, the A-frame camping abodes have some real standouts in their collection. Below are a few of my favorites...

Frogmore 1-Step Shrimp Cleaner

$18.41 Amazon »

Boy, I say boy, if this Frogmore Legmore Shell-No-More shrimp cleaner do what it say it do, well, I'm gonna be happier than a pig in shrimp in cocktail sauce. When She-Ra: Princess of Power brings home shrimp for dinner...

Dopper Water Bottle with Drinking Cup Lid

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Go Dutch and buy a Dopper water bottle. Don't worry, you can still let your date pay for it (i.e., make no move to reach for your wallet, thereby giving them no choice without making things awkward) because in this case...

James T. Kirk Bourbon

A few shots of James T. Kirk Bourbon will allow men to boldly go where no man has gone before: to Tom Brady's doorstep with a trench coat, boombox, and all the right words to convince Gisele she should leave him for you...

Dog Doorbells for Housebreaking Your Dog

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They say these dog doorbells are for housebreaking your dog, but come on. We all know it's just the next step in your dog training you. And a bell no less! Doggo rings and Hooman comes running. Sure, you want him to learn...

Game of Thrones Tarot Cards

$80 Amazon »

When I saw this Game of Thrones tarot card set I instantly thought, Gift for my wife! Gift for your girlfriend! And also, Huh. Are there any male tarot card readers? It's always women I see hunched over some Three of...

Volleback Graphene Jacket

$695 Vollebak »

No surprise the forthcoming Graphene Jacket "experimental prototypes" will be birthed from the utili-couture loins of Vollebak. They're the same company responsible for the Baker Miller Naptime Hoodie, and known for their...

Nyala Knife with Microsilk Spider Silk Handle

$498 Best Made »

The Microsilk-handled Nyala Knife is Best Made's second collaboration with industrial biotechnology firm Bolt Threads. Following the success of 2017's Cap of Courage, Bolt suggested spinning their same bio-engineered...