That is, the best gear and tools to help you move besides your five 230-pounds-of-muscle friends Cornelius...
Virtual Mate Virtual Intimacy System (NSFW)
Get your 55-gallon barrels of lube out, dudes, because Virtual Mate is about to unleash some very slick new technology. Forget gifts for your girlfriend, this hyper-realistic VR sex game for your PC, laptop, mobile device...
Cocoa Loco Choco Challenge
Nothing says Happy Valentine's Day better than a mini chocolate bar laced with a pepper hotter than the Carolina Reaper. The Cocoa Loco Choco Challenge from Fuego Box, in the spirit of Paqui's Carolina Reaper Madness...
Dango Modular Watches
Dango's quest to create enhanced and versatile men's accessories began in 2016 with their series of Dapper and Tactical wallets. Now the Dango brand is adding watches - watches with modular enhancements and versatility...
Metallofficina MOON Chaise Lounge
The MOON Chaise Lounge from Metallofficina looks like someone took a waning crescent moon and lined it with the boards on my mama's back deck. Not sure how much comfort that's gonna provide if you're looking for new living...
Saki Automatic Pot Stirrer
A lot of us like to stir the pot, right up until it's time to literally stir the pot. Gravy. Soup. Risotto. Who has the patience to stand there and turn, turn, turn the spoon 'til it reaches your desired thickness and...
The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America
With his Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America author Matt Kracht, well, takes a solid Kracht at convincing me to buy a book about a topic I'm otherwise uninterested in. Birds, bird watching, bird feeding, knowing...
HandiRack Universal Inflatable Vehicle Roof Rack
A vehicle roof rack that deflates and stuffs into a sack small enough to get lost under my car seat? That sounds Handi. The HandiRack is an inflatable and expandable set of rooftop "bars" that secures to most cars, trucks...
The Peanut Butter Pump
Peanut butter that's unspreadable, or tears apart my sammich bread / crumbles my cracker during application isn't that big of a problem in my life. I mostly eat it by the spoonful, or pointer fingerful, out of the jar...
Picnic on the Moon Throw Blanket
What does one bring to a picnic on the moon? I mean, besides a Picnic on the Moon Blanket? Not too light of a meal, I'd say - you're going to need something that will weigh you down a bit, 'ey? Maybe some Texas BBQ ribs...
Husqvarna Backpack Chainsaw
Wha-wha-where the Jason Voorhees was this Husqvarna backpack chainsaw when I was a kid on Halloween? Back in the days when the whole block turned into a nightmare on Elm Street and kids could get pillowcases full of candy...
Llama Duster
Do I want to what? Dust the living room? Nah, llama stay on the couch and keep playing Fortnite. I prefer my llamas to be of the loot persuasion...
Nuts 'N More High Protein Nut Butter Spreads
The last nut butter I wrote about was called Tame the Beast, and it was not flavored like Salted Caramel or Mint Chocolate Chip, and most definitely not suitable for topping pancakes or stuffing in homemade peppermint...
Nebia Spa Shower 2.0 - Atomized Water Showerhead
The Nebia atomized water showerhead first debuted on Kickstarter in 2015 as a bathroom fixture whose H2MICRO technology atomizes water, streaming it as a deluge of microscopic droplets. In other words, the Nebia showerhead...
Skeeter Beater Magnetic Window Screens for Car Camping
Beat it, skeeters! ... Or at least stay the F out of my van down by the river. The Skeeter Beater is a magnetic screen cut to fit over vehicle windows of various shapes and sizes so your car, truck, SUV, van, or RV stays...
Big Red Rolling Creeper Garage/Shop Seat
Big Red Rolling Creeper? What are we talking about here? Snuffleupagus, Ronald McDonald, an angry Chucky on wheels? Nah, just a work bench on wheels from Torin with a nice double entendre of a name...
EDC Apparatus Bolt Carabiners
Cheap EDC, meet everyday works of art. At least in the minds of the carriers willing to pay for these Bolt Carabiners from EDC Apparatus. Designer Josep Julian makes the sexy links in his shop in Alas i Cerc, Spain, using...
World's Smallest Glo Worm
Relive your days of collecting caterpillars in bug houses and - admit it - fading into dreamland snuggling a full-size Glo Worm in the 80s - with this ultra-mini version of Hasbro's light-up plush toy. Hasbro calls it...
Cubinote Pro Sticky Note Printer
The Cubinote Pro is a thermal printer you can use to cook up custom sticky notes. Pre-printed Post-Its of reminders, to-do lists, grocery lists, white board markers, and anything else you jot down on your phone because...
Nerf Fortnite Blasters
Looking for gifts for fans of Fortnite (i.e., yourself)? Nerf's forthcoming line of Fortnite Blasters is up for pre-order, with dart shooters, super soakers, and Micro-Shots firing to your doorstep this spring...
Midori Desk Mini Cleaner
Cleaning punched paper and sandwich crumbs and chewed-up fingernails off your desktop has never been so fun! Midori dares you to behold its mini toy truck cleaning up trash and debris from your work surface and not say...
Flying Saucer Hanging Hammock Chair
The Flying Saucer Hanging Hammock Chair's official name is Flower House FHFSSVR Flying Saucer Hanging Hammock Chair with Bird & Bug Net. FHFSSVR? Gesundheit. Or should I say, Covfefe...
OPKIXONE Wearable Video Cameras
Which came first, AirPods or the idea for the OPKIXONE wearable video cameras? That is, did the AirPod design give OPKIX the idea for their duo of mini recorders stored in a shiny white case, or did they already have...
Bathroom Scale Floor Mat
Welcome to my home, lardass. Whether set at your front door as a welcome mat or in your bathroom as a floor mat, this replica scale is sure to give guests a moment of panic before they set their hovering foot down. Even...