The Buttress Pillow
Now I lay me down to sleep / on a pair of luscious cheeks / A Buttress Pillow I've heard said / will support my neck and cradle my head.
We've done the Girlfriend Pillow and we've done the Boyfriend Pillow, but, perhaps for all the single gender neutrals, bisexuals, and ass men / ass women out there, The Buttress Pillow is our first foray into the back side of humanlike contact and cuddling in dreamland. Made of hypoallergenic, all natural latex, The Buttress Pillow is 15" x 14" x 8" of bootylicious comfort from tailbone to hamstring. There's even a "sweet spot" between the separated thighs and Daisy Duke line made to accommodate side, back, and stomach sleepers alike.
The Buttress Pillow makers say their product is also great for "butt slappers, squeezers, caressers and face-buriers."
Currently in their 2nd Edition, Buttress Pillows come with silky inner covers and a pair of washable yoga short outer covers. But feel free to dress your Buttress in whatever skivvies you like, from thongs to tightie whities.
And since I'm sure you're wondering, no, The Buttress Pillow does not come with built-in sound effects. But perhaps that feature is on the design table for the 3rd Edition.
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