Flip'em the Bird Gloves
Give a pair of Flip'em the Bird Gloves as a gift for your girlfriend and find out just what a gift that keeps on giving...possibly back to you...can mean. This line of fingerless gloves are made of soft, stretchy acrylic...
Despite my abhorrence of Valentine's Day, two of Dude's top products of February 2019 are all about love. But in this case, it's the love of yourself. Or, better put, the pleasure of yourself...
M-16 Belt Pack Personal Floatation Device
Onyx's M-16 Belt Pack is a manual inflatable personal floatation device (PFD). It inflates via a tab marked "Jerk To Inflate." Ahhh, an instruction all of us, dudes and ladies alike, can understand and execute easily...
Nixon Dork Too Smart Ass Watch
Combine a Nixon sense of humor with a 1980s answering machine face with the smart ass who leaves fart sounds after the beep, and there you have the sure-to-be-classic Nixon Dork Too, a Smart Ass Watch. Press its center...
Life-Size Inflatable Elephant
No, it's not a life-size African bush elephant, but at 10' long and 7' tall, calling this inflatable replica of nature's most majestic beast "life-size" isn't an exaggeration...
Cole's Flaming Squirrel Seed Sauce
While I do think squirrels can be a huge P in the A, I mostly like Cole's Flaming Squirrel Seed Sauce for its exceptional label artwork. Actually, having recently participated in my own DIY hot sauce challenge, I can...
Thor's Hammer Toilet Paper Holder
Thor's hammer has done a lot of dirty work in its day, but living in your bathroom as a toilet paper holder might be Mjolnir's dirtiest yet. The Marvel-themed stand can sit on the back of your toiling storing extra rolls...
Wallis Reid Men's Wedding Bands
Wallis Reid's line of men's wedding bands and engagement rings are stunners in 18K gold, oxidized sterling silver, and raw diamonds. Dark without going goth, wild without looking messy, if you're a dude into statement...
Fromaggio Smart Home Cheesemaker
As a veritable fromagivore, I'd welcome a Fromaggio Smart Home Cheesemaker into my home with mouth wide open. The Fromaggio isn't some piddly DIY mozzarella kit - though you can use it to make mozza - it's a highly skilled...
Rapid Mac Cooker
The fastness of Kraft Mac & Cheese isn't fast enough for the Rapid Mac Cooker. Because it no longer suffices to be just fast. No more just fast, pasta and processed cheese powder! You must be rapid! And the Rapid Mac...
RiserArt Adhesive Stairway Decor
"At last," RiserArt says, "a way to make your stairway beautiful!" And, I'd add, a way to make sure me and my inferior depth perception trip up the steps at least 3 times as often...
Lucky Charms Beer
If it wasn't already enough that you can eat an 8-pound bag of cereal marshmallows, now thanks to Smartmouth Brewing's Saturday Morning beer, a Lucky Charms-inspired IPA, you can drink 8 pints of them too...
MOGICS Bagel - Universal Travel Power Strip
Zero carbs in this bagel. But the MOGICS Power Bagel isn't for giving you energy on the inside - keep the cream cream cheese and lox away from it, please - it's for funneling the energy out. The universal travel power...
PocketBands - Key Pocket Runner's Wristband
Pocketbands come in handy - or rather, wristy - for runners, hikers, and others on the move who want to travel light and leave their world behind, but also need to travel with they keys and means to get back into that...
PYYROS Survival Flashlight & Multi-Tool
I don't know why Stratos Aerospace Lab picked PYYROS as the name for their modular survival flashlight and multi-tool, and that's too many Ys in a row for me to take a guess at a clever acronym, so let's just assume it's...
Faux Wolf Fur Bedspread
Don't worry, it's not Ghost dyed brown. This wolf fur bedspread is 100% faux. And anyway, it's been announced that Jon Snow's direwolf, who vanished like his name during Game of Thrones Season 7, is set to return for...
The Equalizer Multi-Blade Pizza Cutter
The...EQUALIZER! On the one hand, the name sounds kinda extreme for a pizza cutter, but on the other, this is pizza we're talking about here. Disagreements have been had, conflicts have broken out, wars have been fought...
Back to the 80s Stranger Things Trivial Pursuit
Hasbro's newest edition of Trivial Pursuit combines the best of Stranger Things with the best of the 80s with the best way for Millennials to show up Boomers in a classic board game the latter will assume is filled with...
Opal Nugget Ice Maker
So many types of nuggets to love out there, and now Opal's ice maker adds perfect nuggets of ice to classic favorites chicken and weed. It's not that the Opal Nugget Ice Maker is inventing a new type of nugget ice, but...
Fortnite Chug Jug Water Bottle
Call it a Bottle Royale. The Chugger Jug is a 16-ounce water bottle designed in the likeness of every Fortnite fan's favorite 15-second potable...
Gil-Tek RUK Utility Knife
The RUK, or Rapid Utility Knife, comes from Gil-Tek, a family run business out of Colorado. Its design is based on the owner's own daily carry needs, which typically don't require the entire edge of a blade but, as it...
Mars X-House: 1/3 Scale Mars Habitat Prototype
It's time to start shopping for real estate on Mars! SEArch+ / Apis Cor are offering up a piece of the Mars X-House to early settlers, or at least a chance to help prototype a 1/3 scale prototype of the 3D-printed habitat...
Living Off the Grid
Living Off the Grid: What to Expect While Living the Life of Ultimate Freedom and Tranquility is author, speaker, and off-gridder Gary Collins' latest effort to teach others how to "unplug without sacrificing the joys...
Awair Glow Air Quality Monitor
Until last summer something like Awair's Glow air quality monitor wouldn't have gotten my attention. But after weeks of living under the drifting smoke of forest fires burning in all directions last summer, I'm now a...