Velda Floating Pond Bubble

Discontinued

The Velda Floating Pond Bubble moves the PetPeek dog window from your fence to your fish pond. The 28" ball floats filled on the water's surface, giving typical subsurface dwellers, such as koi and goldfish, the chance...

Argo Crib

Not only is the Argo Crib an architectural masterpiece of a bassinet, Ludwig & Dominique says their collaborative piece with Noir Vif will protect your infant from more than rock-a-bye babying out onto the floor. Made...

JOOLA Infinity Smart Table Tennis Training Robot

$499 - $599 JOOLA »

The JOOLA Infinity is a smart, app-controlled table tennis training robot able to feed human partners any type of ping pong shot, coaching novices into experts, and pros into Forrest Gump. In other words, spend some time...

Berkel Primitive Kitchen Knife

$278.95 Amazon »

Can't wait to see what kind of primitive injuries I sustain trying to prep dinner with Berkel's Primitive Kitchen Knife. That's not to say I don't like it. The design is very cool, a fused blade and handle reminiscent...

Do Hit Chair - DIY Sledgehammer Seating

$4,500 droog »

I can't say I've ever seen a chair with a "Do Not Hit" sign or theme, but that doesn't make this Do Hit Chair any less interesting to me. It's like, you know, Just Do Hit...

Peelaways Disposable Fitted Bed Sheets

$12.99 - $39.95 Amazon »

I don't necessarily think Peelaways created their disposable fitted bed sheets for promiscuous and routinely intoxicated boys and girls - ahem, college students - but with back to school time coming up, that's definitely...

Doctor Who Little Miss & Mr. Men Mashup Books

$4.95 - $9.99 Amazon »

Roger Hargreaves' Little Miss and Mr. Men books get the Doctor Who mashup treatment with this line of storybooks giving each of the 13 Doctors new adventures and foes - more kid-friendly adventures and foes - to conquer...

Personal Library Kit

$25 Amazon »

Knock Knock's Personal Library Kit brings back to bibliophiles a glorious old library circulation technique: cards secured in sleeves inside books' front covers with date stamps indicating when borrowers will start ignoring...

Chair Gym - The Total Body Workout

$144.95 Amazon »

Oh boy, Dad, this one's for you. The Chair Gym appears to express no irony in calling itself an all-in-on total body workout system that's "great for all fitness levels." I would add, particularly the fitness levels who...

Grip Clean Dirt-Infused Heavy Duty Hand Soap

$5.99 - $10.95 Amazon »

Grip Clean heavy duty hand soap goes for the sly marketing technique of claiming it will wash your soiled hands clean of dirt using the power of...dirt. Developed for auto mechanics, fabricators, construction workers...

Wallflower Retrofit Smart Stove Monitor

Sold Out Amazon »

I wonder if this Wallflower also teams up with Cinderella to put it all together. Wait a sec...nope. No Cinderella for this retrofit smart stove plug, but the safety monitor can pair with the fairytale princess Alexa...

Folios Baked Cheese Wraps

Crisped, wrapped, rolled, or melted, Folios baked cheese wraps are about to make your keto, low-carb, or cheese-obsessed lifestyle a little more interesting. The thin, flexible discs come in Cheddar, Jarlsberg, and Parmesan...

July 2019 set us in the dead center of summer - sun, swimsuit, and superhero season. All 3 are reflected in Dude's must see products of the month...

101 Things to Do with a Huge Willy

$14.99 Amazon »

101 Things to Do with a Huge Willy knows you've seen - maybe even taken - dick pics. But have you seen - or taken - the kind of dick pics illustrated in its collection of "101 inspiring ideas for more useful things you...

French's Yellow Mustard Ice Cream

I'm all for a National Mustard Day (August 3) but a French's Yellow Mustard Ice Cream to celebrate it? Uh, no th-...well, OK. I'll try it...

SodaStream "Tori" 90s-Themed Sparkling Water Maker

$90 SodaStream »

9021H2O. SodaStream and Tori Spelling have teamed up to hawk a limited edition "Tori" 90s-themed sparkling water maker. Yeah, both the pairing and the idea we need a limited edition countertop sparkling water maker seemed...

Rechargeable Pet Nail Grinder

$19.99 Amazon »

They call this a rechargeable "pet" nail grinder because it's designed with 3 different ports in its safety cap to accommodate large dogs, medium dogs, and small dogs. Uh, and cats. Cats!...

Land Rover BackPacker Concept Travel Vehicle

The SHERP ATV may flaunt 'roided out rolling and hauling, but the Land Rover BackPacker brings the equally enticing wee and minimalist to backroad and off-road travel. A travel vehicle concept developed by German transportation...

Get Ready to Undo Your Pants Oven Mitt

Sold Out Amazon »

My wife, She-Ra: Princess of Power, could flash a "Get ready to undo your pants!" oven mitt every time she serves dinner. Or brownies. Mmm, or her special stuffed oven pancakes. Even oatmeal sends me back for thirds when...

Hipster Skeleton Bathroom Prints

$13.99 Amazon »

Here comes the skeleton of your average dead guy to deck out a hipster's bathroom in 4 unique and very hip hipster prints during the next hipster Halloween party...

SHERP ATV

Yeah I'll take one SHERP ATV to sherpa my pack - and my whole self - through the Himalayas. After all, the best way to climb mountains is from the comfort of an all-terrain vehicle that removes all the physical stamina...

Zodiac Sign Scented Candles

$29.99 Amazon »

Need a gift for your girlfriend? These Zodiac Scented Candles are a sign! From Brands Banned, the aromatic wax mood setters come in sodie-can-style glass jars, with astrological sign insights printed as if they were nutritional...

Chugger Jug

$14.99 Amazon »

Has it been a minute - or, perhaps, a fortnite since you hydrated? Take a break from your Battle Royale and a swig from the Chugger Jug to quench your thirst and restore yourself to full health. Or at least inject enough...

Great White Shark Holographic Romper

$99.99 Etsy »

It's the Great White Disco Diva. This holographic great white shark romper from Coquetry Clothing doesn't make quite the splash in my heart the Sharkini swimsuit did back in 2013, but I'd still be happy for any lady wearing...