Levitating 3D Skull Light

Discontinued

Allow me to float by you this idea for Halloween decor. The levitating 3D skull light makes terrific use of the magnet-controlled floating object design tech boys and girls have perfected over the past couple years, almost...

Razor RipSurf Dry Land Surfboard

$122.22 Amazon »

If you can't go to the ocean, bring the ocean to - well, OK, not really. Razor's RipSurf is a "surfboard" for dry land, a design the company says will allow riders to carve out and cut on concrete just like they would...

Le Slide - Add 2 Modular Screens to Your Laptop

$399 - $999 Le Slide »

Slidenjoy's Le Slide modular modular laptop screens somehow make threesomes work-appropriate productivity enhancers, without sacrificing any of their sexiness. The pair of add-on screens affix to the back of most any...

12" Saber Claws - Karambit Swing Blades

Discontinued

Formidable Saber Claws individually, but when the forces of these powerful 12" karambit swing blades join, they form the mighty Voltron! A precious heart!...

The Deer Bong

$24.99 The Deer Bong »

Oh beer, where'd I put my deer bong? Whoops! I mean, oh dear, where'd I put my...hey, on second thought...

Gerber Fastball Manual Flipper Folding Knife

$99.99 - $104.99 Amazon »

No curveballs here, just trademark Gerber, head-on, with the brand's new Fastball manual flipper folding knife. Made at Gerber's Portland, OR factory, the Fastball features a S30V Wharncliffe blade Gerber says will hold...

Waspinator Wasp Nest Decoy

$6.99 Amazon »

Not sure how much hanging a Waspinator wasp nest decoy off the eaves of your roof is going to do for your home's aesthetics - the thing looks like a bathroom can trash bag - but if you're worried about wasp or hornet...

E4: What Is This Thing?

$12.99 Amazon »

Welcome to the fourth edition of What Is This Thing?, a photographic feature of a product whose purpose isn't obvious at first glance. One might even go so far as to call the looks of it befuddling, baffling, and bemusing...

Guide Gear Oversized Club Camp Chair

$159.99 Amazon »

The best times to have one of Guide Gear's Oversized Club Camp Chairs? When you're a large ass man who wants to sit comfortably in a folding chair without worrying it will bust with one wrong move. (And, yes, I know you're...

Ferret Hoodie

$9.99 Amazon »

A Ferret Hoodie! Problem solved! Now everyone will know your pet ferret is just as casual, chill, and stoned as you are. However, it is definitely not a piece of ferret fashion suitable for Mr. Kimble's little polecat...

Wooden Robotic Hand Kit

$44.95 Amazon »

This Wooden Robotic Hand has fun Halloween project, and even funner way to eat snacks and irritate my in-laws when they force us over for Sunday's NFL season openers, laser cut all over it. I wonder how much popcorn I...

Acer Predator Thronos Air Gaming Chair

$13,999 Predator Gaming »

Why save up for college or retirement when you can save up for Acer's forthcoming Predator Thronos Air Gaming Chair, and spend the rest of your life inside digital worlds where a college eduction and 401K don't matter?...

Shoulderpod S2 Handle Grip for Smartphones

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The Shoulderpod S2 has my thumbs up for smartphone camera handle grip based purely on the fact that it looks like the grip on my favorite fishing rod. So it will probably feel almost as good to hold the S2 to photograph...

Pennywise Balloon Lamp

$36.99 Firebox.com »

Looks like IT's ready for Halloween (and Chapter 2.) Pennywise's red balloon looks even creepier emanating the LED glow produced by this Pennywise Balloon Lamp. Talk about a counterproductive piece of lighting. Lamps...

MRBG - Metal Rubber Band Gun Reloaded

If no good is what you're in the mood for getting up to, all you need is 1 x Metal Rubber Band Gun and 1 x Sleeping Friend Cornelius. Awake will work too if he's stoned...

A collection of stuff to help you poop isn't the most Dudely list or gift guide I've put together for you (though it might be the most Dadly.) But I bet my suggestions for getting your shit creek flowing, plus taking care of the bathrooms and public space where you let it loose, will end up being...

HeadLimes Clip-On Citrus Squeezers

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HeadLimes, citrus squeezers you can clip onto your beverage bottle, glass, or plastic cup, seem like they could make a Top 20 list of the year's most unnecessary inventions. Is it really that hard to use your fingers...

Ordine Wall-Mounted Induction Cooktop

Adriano Design goes way out of the Ordine-ary with this wall-mounted induction cooktop, a piece they developed for Italian kitchen hood and range manufacturer Fabita. An elegant, modern aesthetic and space-saving installation...

August 2019 was all about a little D and a little mystery. We launched our What Is It? series, posts of head-scratching products paired with a few hints about their use. Readers can take a minute to mull them over and guess what they're looking at, or exhibit the attention span of a 21st century...

Scorpion Fantasy Knife

Discontinued

Who gets slashed worse in the presence of the Scorpion Fantasy Knife, the person on the receiving end of its 12 stainless steel blades, or the person wielding them? I classified this stabber & stinger as a cosplay piece...

Harow Orbital Sofa

Harow goes on about how their Orbital Sofa takes inspiration from space stations, or orbital stations, and specifically the International Space Station launched in 1998. The sofa, plus its armchair version, supposedly...

Norwegian Wood

$15.79 Amazon »

Lars Mytting's Norwegian Wood: Chopping, Stacking, and Drying Wood the Scandinavian Way has sold over 200,000 copies in Norway and Sweden. The book is both a rustic's and manly man's guide to using your 2 hands to generate...

JABII Bluetooth-Connected Boxing Game

$125 Jabii »

Like Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots? Don't just play them, become one with JABII. JABII is an interactive boxing boxing game combining elements of real-life fighting - via the soft 'n' safe JABII extendable arm - with the digital...

The Chiller Iceless Beverage Cooler

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Triple-fist it and keep all 3 of your drinks icy cold with The Chiller. Described as a "portable beverage refrigerator" The Chiller's walls are lined with gel that, when frozen overnight, creates a koozie of cold that...