Pumpkin Spice SPAM. Before your mouth gets watering too heavy, better dry off the dribble and get yourself to the SPAM store to buy some. This autumnal wonder is, like all other food blessed by the Pumpkin Spice Fairy...

Sweet! This DIY Vasectomy Kit should save me hundreds of dollars. Plus, the projected recovery time is a couple days longer - more if my wife screws up - so I'll be able to take off the whole first week of the NCAA tournament...

Mr. Rogers? Fred Rogers? That's a bold choice for a Halloween costume, one that will be pretty tough for most people to pull off. Just picture it: you don the red cardigan and sneakers, slip on the King Friday XIII and...

Here comes the sixth installment of What Is This Thing?, a photographic feature of a product whose purpose isn't obvious at first glance. I'll include some hints below to help you sleuth out the answer. Or you can join...

Seems like the only time anyone puts their phone down is to charge it*, so wouldn't it be nice if the simple act of setting it on the table got the battery juices flowing, no further action required? Oh hey, a Qi wireless...

What did the pig say to the Impossible Burger? "Where's the beef?!" Hey, no one said pigs are funny. And why should they be? They work so hard to bring home the bacon, you can't really expect them to be witty and clever...

Bottled Frustration Brainteaser Puzzle? Aw, come on, it's Friday afternoon! This should be a Monday morning, or maybe a hump day afternoon post to better encapsulate how I feel. Right now, my bottled frustration is sloshing...

Drop Wipes know how it goes: another day, another deuce dropped by some a-hole bird on your car hood...windshield...trunk...exact part of the driver's side door handle you have to touch to get in. But help could be just...

I don't know why it's called the Star Coffee Table, because what it looks like designer Line Pierron actually did to make this geodesic wonder for your living room is move mountains. Took Mt. Rainier and turned it right...

I smell a storm coming, better bag 'er up! The Extreme Vehicle Protection car storage bag is designed to shield your car, truck, or SUV from inclement weather conditions. Like, flood and hurricane inclement. When your...

Hey First World Problems, shouldn't your box read "Standard No. 1 Pencils"? Or maybe, "Standard No. 2 (Is Just Fine Because I Tried My Best and Haven't Had My Triple Nonfat No-Foam Latte Yet Today) Pencils"? Or how about...

Frustration-free packaging? Psshh. Not a chance when I need to send an anonymous little something to the dude who acts like our office is his personal Amazon Locker. The Frustration Box from Pranks Anonymous requires...

My heart, it pulses, it bleeds! It...ooh makes my skin so soft and fragrant. This bleeding heart bath bomb spreads love in the tub in a most sinister way. Fans of horror movies, Halloween, and pranking their loved ones...

This time, Bob Ross' Happy Little Trees are here in a reign of terror. Prepare your bad breath to die in a peppermint assault!...

Never has there been a more aptly named product than this Make Your Co-Workers Hate You Pen. See, it's a pen, normal in every way, except for the clip at the end, which is a pair of mother F'ing nail clippers!...

Hey, LEGO my funny bone! Put it back in my left arm! The anatomical Brick Man is part of Jason Freeny's popular Funny Anatomy series in his 4D brand. Here the designer toy maker takes a classic image, the LEGO minifigure...

You'll need to harvest - and eat - a lot of herbs and lettuce before the Rotofarm pays for itself, but this soil-free vegetable garden for your kitchen has more to offer than just its bounty. Designed as a circular farmbed...

As the great Valley Girl once said, "Ugh, gag me with a spoon!" These Selfie Skeletons, a Halloween party decoration that simply mimics what everyone at your Halloween party will be doing, come to us home decor brand...

Isn't being a guinea pig enough? Storing food in my ever-moving puffy cheeks, providing cuddles upon request, and generally looking adorable? Now I have to wear a Unicorn Halloween costume to please you too? If you wanted...

Grampa invented his Weeder in 1913 to protect his back and knees during all the crappy yardwork Gramma made him do. Over a hundred years later, Grampa's Weeder is still around, and still helping men (and women) old and...

DutchWare Doles out the puns with their Banana Hammock, a camping companion the Pennsylvania-based outdoor brand says combines creativity and functionality so you can "enjoy extreme comfort and possibly a little laughter...

The forthcoming Dart Zone Pro MK-1 Collector's Edition Blaster doesn't look as cool as Nerf's new Elite Titan CS-50 Blaster, but when it comes to performance, it looks like all the boxes get their check. Range: 150'...