Smell Proof Bag with Combination Lock
OZCHIN's smell proof bag with combination lock will keep sticky fingers and bloodhound noses away from your stash of stinky weed. The unassuming zippered storage case is an 8.5" x 5.5" x 4.5" block that opens to reveal...
OnMyWhey Portable Protein & Supplement Powder Keychains
A keychain-sized tub of protein powder? No whey! Yes whey, my shake-sipping friends, and not only that. These portable protein and supplement powder keychains are even called OnMyWhey, so they, much like myself, are as...
Ace Collection Jumbo Mattresses
I've got an ace up my mattress for all the bed hogs, parents and pet owners, tossers and turners, spread-eagle sleepers, and rambunctious rollers in the hay out there: the Ace Collection. The Ace Collection is a line...
Weber SmokeFire Wood Fired Pellet Grills
Now that the shortest day of the year is behind us, Weber knows what time it is: time to start thinking about grilling season! Their SmokeFire Wood Fired Pellet Grills should be ready to ship on January 25, 2020, and...
Ocean Surf Coffee Table
The ocean's surf. Ahhhh. Even made of resin and laid across the walnut slab of a coffee table it brings such calm and peace. Such longing to walk out into the salty white suds and blue waters. ... I wonder what's the...
Birt Plate Strength System
When Ryan Birt created the Birt Plate Strength System, injury was the mother of his invention. A college wrestling champion and football player, Birt injured his elbow in a football game, and found he couldn't lift a...
Mobile Game Finger Sleeves
Sweaty thumbs killing your vibe - and your character - in PUBG and Survivor Royale? You may have laughed at the likes of mobile game finger sleeves in the past, but when it's your own fingers growing clammy and causing...
December was all about the Ho, ho, ho! The Happy New Year! This is...2020. And, like every holiday season, and every season in general around here, the Luuuuke! I am your father, and the Weeee! Boobies and crotches! Enjoy Dude's must see products for December 2019, the final month of the decade's...
Finger Fork
I don't know if attaching a Finger Fork to one of your digits would make it easier or harder, more or less pleasant to chow down. Designer JC Karich envisions the Inspector Gadget-style extensions as fun ways for kiddos...
Stinger Whip Car Emergency Tool
I'm not sure what sort of "car emergency" I'd need an 18" stainless steel construction cable whip for, but OK Stinger Whip. If you want to throw a glass breaker and a seatbelt cutter onto your self defense scourge's kubaton-style...
S-TEC 12" Rugged Chef Tactical Field Cleaver
A chef never goes anywhere without his knives, and with their 12" Rugged Chef Tactical Field Cleaver S-TEC makes sure camping trips are no exception. The folding cleaver is 12" in overall length when open, and has a 5"...
The Dog House Sofa
Let sleeping dogs lie...next to you but not all up in your space. The Dog House Sofa by designer Seungji Mun is to be part of the first collection of "the emotional pet furniture brand 'mpup'." There is a forthcoming...
High Ball: An Electronic Game for the Seriously Baked
Ring in 2020 with a highball and a High Ball. For the former I recommend a Sex on the Beach. And for the latter, a nugget of Blue Dream and this LED-based motion-sensing game for the seriously baked...
Heat Resistant Microwavable Bowl Holder
I'm not a little wussy girly man Hans & Franz would make fun of, but, Owwww! Bowls that come out of the microwave are hot! They burn my hands! And the worst part is, I often suffer the pain of a nooked hunk of ceramic...
Bobsla Snow Kart
It may be lovely weather for a sleigh ride together, but I think I'm gonna sled solo on a Bobsla this time. And by "sled" I mean fly downhill and across the snow at speeds of over 20 MPH in this snowmobile / drift kart...
Spaced-X Serpent Water Pipes
The serpent is at it again. This time, though, its temptation is a pair of snaking, maze-like water pipes, since it knows you'll need more than an apple to succumb to Original THCin (that said, in a pinch, you can bore...
Ice Hockey Rink Pendant Light
Kid bummed he didn't get a hockey rink for Christmas? ... Grown ass man of the household bummed he didn't get a hockey rink for Christmas? Check out this ice hockey rink pendant light. It's not a perfect substitute for...
Norse Tradesman One-Handed Viking Battle Axe
The good news is that this Norse Tradesman One-Handed Viking Battle Axe is fitted with a hand-forged skegg carbon steel axe head that's been heat treated to a 56 - 58 Rockwell scale hardness. Norse Tradesman says the...
Star Wars Millennium Falcon Experience Bounce House
I see the Star Wars Millennium Falcon Experience bounce house, and so many ideas come to mind. Who needs a piece de resistance for their kid's Star Wars-themed birthday party? Who needs the ultimate accessory for their...
E21: What Is This Thing?
Welcome to Edition 21 of What Is This Thing?, a feature of a product whose purpose is a real head-scratcher, especially based on the single photo of it I have chosen to show you. Here are some hints to help you figure...
Eggboards Mini Longboard Cruiser Skateboard
Eggboards had to have come from the mind of an egghead. Someone who wanted to bring all the pleasures of longboarding to a cruiser skateboard that doesn't require schlepping around a 40+" deck. At 19" long x 9" wide...
UFO Raincoat
Bow down to the grandma rockin' the UFO Raincoat. What an honor it must be to have been selected to model this hot piece of haute couture. And the designer of the inclement-weather-thwarting flying saucer! Please tell...
AFIXT Magnetic Water Bottle Holder
While the world is full of cup holders and flat surfaces, there are still times, especially at the gym, when you've got nowhere decent to store your water bottle. Or else you've found a great spot, but it's way over there...
Genuine Ox Drinking Horn Shot Glass Set
Think the vikings sat around like we do, small ox horn glasses in hand, yelling, Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! Probably...
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