REVEAL Sunlight & Window Simulation Lighting

$280 - $320 Adam Frank »

Whether you're missing the window, missing the sunlight, missing the trees, or just missing that je ne sais quoi in your household decor, REVEAL by illumination maestro Adam Frank will shine some unique and charming ambient...

Daisy Collingridge Squishy Human Flesh Costumes

Daisy Collingridge's squishy human flesh costumes Sure. Are. Something. A whimsical wonder to behold. And most definitely a new - and, honestly, equally delightful - way for me to think of the term bouncy, bouncy...

Myers Stick 8" Kubotan

Discontinued

The Myers Stick is an 8" kubotan for self defense and tactical use. And just in case your intent isn't clear to an attacker, or the beer you're about to shotgun, the kubotan has a wicked skull-on-snake design that will...

Liquid Encased Office Chair Mat

Discontinued

Oooh, splotchy blue liquid encased in an office chair mat. Looks funky, and pretty much sums up how I feel when I'm at the office. Well, at least the blue part...

Luminook Automatic LED Strip Lighting

$59 - $109 Kickstarter »

Luminook fits in the nooks of your nooks to light them up when you look. The automatic LED strip lighting endeavors to "reimagine lighting for small spaces, with a focus on user experience and beautiful design."...

Artistic Slimez Scented Slime

$9 - $10.50 Amazon »

Slime in patio fungus, rotting produce, and nose forms: OMG gross. Slime in whimsical colors, made from hygienic ingredients boxed up for kiddos to play with: fun; funky; and tactilely stimulating. Artistic Slimez crafted...

Slate-ish Wall Armor

$160 Slate-ish »

From Slate-ish: Slate-ish Wall Armor is the easiest way to add durability and beauty to those abused walls around your home or garage. The texture and color camouflage scuffs, tire marks, and spills. The toughness of...

E24: What Is This Thing?

$29.95 Amazon »

Welcome to Edition 24 of What Is This Thing?, a fun game where I show you a photo of a fun-ny-lookin' product and challenge you to guess what it is. Here are some hints to help you figure it out:...

X-Men Wolverine Corn Cob Holders

$9.99 GameStop »

Forget enemies and evil villains, what you really need some indestructible adamantium dagger claws to put in check is your corn on the cob. These new Wolverine corn cob holders - delightfully named Corn on the Claws -...

Softies Ultra Soft Snuggle Lounger

Discontinued

Is it the Softies Snuggle Lounger that makes me want to cuddle up and bury my hands and face in that seat of buttery velvet, or is it the girl in the Softies Snuggle Lounger? It's both, dudes. It is absolutely both. And...

Sketchcase - Whiteboard Skin for Laptops

$20.99 - $24.99 Amazon »

Cat stickers and sloth skins for your laptop are great and all, but only with a Sketchcase whiteboard skin do you become the true master of your artistic expression domain. The laptop whiteboard adhesive functions just...

The Lollipop Wipe - Chocolate-Flavored Crotch Cleaner

Discontinued

It tastes like dark chocolate and it's latex-compatible, ladies and gentlemen. Lollipop Wipes are individually wrapped pieces of black rayon paper infused with an edible - and dark-chocolate-flavored! - water-based cream...

Zipogage - Zipper Pull Digital Thermometer

$19.99 Amazon »

Is it hot in here or is it just me? Let me check my Zipogage zipper pull digital thermometer. Oh, will you look at that, 68 degrees. Once again, it's me...

Blinker Fluid

Sold Out Amazon »

Better grab a case of this Blinker Fluid while you can - it's on sale for 65% off, but as they say, blink(er) and you'll miss it...

Ben & Jerry's Netflix & Chilll'd Ice Cream

Yes please I would like some Ben & Jerry's Netflix & Chilll'd ice cream. I'm not sure why the needed the 3rd "l" to make it "Chilll'd" though. Maybe it's some subtle innuendo about a Netflix & Chill threesome. Like, you...

The Wyld Cup Stainless Steel Party Cup

$19.99 - $24.99 Wyld Gear »

Hosting a wild house party for your birthday? Heading into the wild to avoid the birthday altogether? No matter how you go wild, you can go Wyld with a Wyld Cup...

Kevin Hates Broccoli Wall Clock

$23.95 Etsy »

"Open. Open. Into the hangar! There you go." Broccoli was a new food for Kevin on season 7's Ultimatum episode of The Office, but he tried it. He tried it because he made a New Year's resolution to eat more vegetables...

Tweezers with LED-Lit Magnifier

Discontinued

Feeling crafty? With your circuit board? With your eyebrows? With the lice colony in your kid's hair? The Lighted MagniGrip Tweezers help take your craft - be it hobby or duty - to the next level with a 4.5x power magnifying...

AeroBand PocketDrum Electronic Air Drum Sticks

Sold Out Amazon »

AeroBand's PocketDrum brings the audio, the visual, and the tactile to air drumming so everyone can smell what you're cookin', and get a taste of your talent when you rock out...

Jelly Belly Sparkling Water

Sold Out Amazon »

You won't be getting a jelly belly downing cans of Jelly Belly's new sparkling water. Unlike their beans, the Jelly Belly take on hydration with a side of carbonation has 0 sugars, 0 sweeteners, 0 calories, and 0 sodium...

Unleash the Kraken Male Vibrator (NSFW)

Discontinued

While we normally think of the kraken as wielding tentacles of asphyxiation and death, what if in fact the giant squid is all about pleasure? What if his tentacles, as they appear willing and able to do in this male vibrator...

CarAIDE 18-in-1 Portable Jump Starter & Multi-Tool

$79.99 Amazon »

The portable jump starter I keep in my trunk has saved me more than once. More than twice. (Stupid sensitive dome lights. I barely touch them heaving my bag over from the passenger seat and they turn on!) As an emergency...

Fully Sealed Stainless Steel Piggy Bank

$23.99 Amazon »

Ain't no getting out of a New Year's resolution to save money when you have a fully sealed stainless steel piggy bank from LUSEN keeping you in check. There's no "back door" on this 6-sided vault of financial responsibility...

CVS Receipt Scarf

$24.95 Amazon »

Thanks for shopping at CVS! Here's your 6'-long receipt for the pack of condoms you bought for you 6"-long penis. Yep, our receipts are long and strong, here to make you feel inadequate and environmentally unfriendly...