The Lollipop Wipe - Chocolate-Flavored Crotch Cleaner

Posted: January 18, 2020
The Lollipop Wipe - Chocolate-Flavored Crotch Cleaner

It tastes like dark chocolate and it's latex-compatible, ladies and gentlemen. Lollipop Wipes are individually wrapped pieces of black rayon paper infused with an edible - and dark-chocolate-flavored! - water-based cream. They're "intimate wipes with gentle cleansing properties," made for "a spontaneous affair as well as a well-planned romantic encounter."

In other words, Lollipop Wipes are crotch cleaners. Junk jazzer uppers. Sack sprucers and fanooter fresheners that will make you feel confident about your roll in the hay or, if you're lucky, a little how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Lollipop Wipe action.

This listing will sell you a delectable 10-pack of Lollipop Wipes each of which fits easily in a bag, pocket, or glove box.

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