Color-in Wallpaper
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- Giant Batman Wall Decal - $22.98
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- Custom Colored Caulk - $9.99
Color-in Wallpaper is kind of like I See You Wallpaper, but without the watchful eyes looming over your every move, passing judgment as you eat Hungry Man Dinners, and rolling into the backs of the heads you drew for them when you try to follow along with the P90X and Insanity infomercials after they wake you up at 2 a.m. because you forgot to set the sleep timer on the TV. Yeah, basically Color-in Wallpaper is better than I See You Wallpaper in every way.
The abstract, seemingly endless flow of curving and intertwining black lines leaves plenty of room for creating artful wall decor with coordinated color schemes and shading techniques, but most people will probably buy the paper for their kids to scribble all over and turn into this type of crappy children's artwork, so it may never achieve its true potential.
Color-in Wallpaper accepts user input from markers, felt tip pens, and paint. Each roll measures approximately 33' long x 1.7' wide. The design repeats every 20-1/2".
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