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Army Man Bottle Opener

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Happy Cheap Gift for Dad Thursday! Now when's Father's Day again? Not 'til June. Huh. Maybe Pops would like an Army Man Bottle Opener from the Easter Bunny...

Mixologist's Bubble Cocktail Glass

Discontinued

Bubble Cocktail glasses are invertible domes of drinkware, transparent globes you can fill with your favorite tinctures and accents, and then flip upside down to balance and present on their silicone stoppers. Why? Because...

Revolution Sideways Wine Glasses

$59 GNR 8 »

What's nice about the Revolution wine glass being turned on its side is that it makes it easy for someone else to hold the stem and feed me more wine, or whiskey, when I'm too incapacitated to do it myself. Oh no wait...

Bam Vino Wine & Liquor Bottle Holders

$29.97 - $73.09 Amazon »

Even if your Bam Vino is wearing the cap of your favorite MLB team, it's OK to pray for a swing and a miss when the bat's your $300 bottle of Richebourg Grand Cru. Or, if you're not into wine, this baseball player bust...

Everest Whiskey Decanter Set

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Need a gift for a man? Even if he doesn't drink whiskey--hell, even if he drinks only Kool-Aid--I think Ashcroft's 5-piece set of Everest glasses and decanter is a jaw-dropper for display. The liquid amber of an 18-year...

Filthy Rich Cocktail Napkins

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Filthy Rich Cocktail Napkins are a speculative purchase. At printing they were available only for pre-order, so you're investing in the whimsical fun they'll bring to future BBQs, fried chicken dinners, and mondo Cheetos-eating...

Tapped Faucet Wine Aerator & Stopper

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Tap that, let it breathe heavy as you pour on the good stuff, and then stop it back up. Let it rest 'til next time. Guess that's how things work in the wine world too...

Ullo Sulfite Remover & Wine Aerator

$79.95 Wine Enthusiast »

But Ullo, the best part about a night of free-flowing bottles of cheap red wine is the cranial eruption I feel building in my sinuses the next morning! Why would I want to filter out the sulfites responsible for it*?...

Whiskey Bones - T-Rex Skull Chilling Stones

$29.99 Apollo »

Chill your whiskey to the bone, and be the envy of all at the next paleo* party with this pair of T-Rex skull liquor stones. The artistes at Apollo Box hand carve the chillers from granite, which they say remains odorless...

Sea Monster Wine Decanter

Discontinued

Like big Cabs and Chianti ? So does Nessie. And good luck getting her to part with it, even in wine decanter form. Her mouth-blown crystal body with its...uh...erratically undulating?...neck and tail will sure make for...

Vinaera Wine & Spirit Aerator & Dispenser

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The Vinaera won a Best of the Best Red Dot Design Award in 2014 for being really, really good at shooting air into wine, and wine into your glass. According to creator Viotek, the electronic Vinaera Wine & Spirit Aerator...

Natural Frequency Aerating Wine Wands

$185 - $290 Philip Stein »

Here Philip Stein applies his proprietary Natural Frequency Technology, a harnessing of natural electromagnetic waves from everyday events such as thunderstorms or solar activities, to the wine aeration process. Called...

Aerating Stemless Wine Glass Set

$50 Amazon »

I can't taste one bud of difference between a wine I've aerated and one I've drunk straight from the bottle, but I do like a good show. And that, as much as anything, is what I think these Aerating Stemless Wine Glasses...

Water To Wine Jesus Drink Markers

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It's hard to look at these drink glass markers and not keeping coming back to some variation on the idea of hangin' with Jesus at your next party. But that sort of comment is in very poor taste, and if I'm anything I'm...

Aromatic Beer Glasses

$125 Etsy »

I'm too lazy to climb mountains, but when I see one drowning in a fine Belgian Tripel I'm there like Cheetos dust on fingertips to pick it up and gulp it free...

Don't F*ck Up the Table Coasters

$14.99 Amazon »

No reason to mince words when it comes to protecting the 300-pound cherry wood table you just bought off Craigslist. Don't fuck up the table, Cornelius! It's a fine piece of furniture that deserves better than a surface...

Phantom Skull Decanter

$41.99 Amazon »

I'm not sure the skull in this decanter is so much a phantom as it is a piece of glass blown inside a bottle. But you don't have to tell your kids that when you warn them about what Skully McSkullface will do to their...

Better TV Viewing Beer Mug

$10.99 Perpetual Kid »

Like the Viking Beer Horn Glass, the Better TV Viewing Beer Mug gives you every reason to pick up your pint for a sip, and then keep on sipping 'til the last hoppy drop is gone. In the mug's case, the strategy isn't so...

Viking Beer Horn Glass with Stand

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Yeah, this glass beer horn technically has a stand that will hold it in between sips, but we all know real men take the beer by the horn and drink it 'til it's gone!...

Saddle Barstool

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I was at the Million Dollar Cowboy Bar in Jackson Hole, WY once and saw these Leather Saddle Barstools in action. I mean really in action. A young lady, a middle-aged wrangler, a lot of shots of old whiskey...it's a story...

Wine Gun Electric Wine Opener

$29.99 - $39.99 Amazon »

From 12 months floating in a cozy barrel of French Oak to 2 seconds staring down the stone cold barrel of my silver revolver (hot pink for the ladies!) Pinot Noir, prepare to meet your maker...

Battle-Rattle Whiskey Chillers

$79.99 Battle-Rattle »

As a Platoon Leader in Ft. Carson, CO, Garrett Coker made a bet with a buddy on who would nab the higher Gunnery score. The winner would receive a bottle of Scotch. Coker won. He saw his buddy again a few years later...

Levitating CUP Zero Gravity Drinkware

$139 - $249 Levitating CUP »

We've seen levitation around here before. A lot. In speakers. In lamps. In freakin' bonsai trees. But the Levitating CUP still makes me Ooooh and Ahhhh because, well, it contains alcohol. In a dazzling and unforgettab

Bloody Mary Diagram Glassware

Alyson Thomas is an artist. But she used to be an attorney. So presumably she knows the value of a good, stiff drink made right. Her Bloody Mary Diagram glasses give a shoutout to all of you who worked (i.e., partied)...