Gear

lul Portable Zero Gravity Hammock Chair

$220 - $799 Kickstarter »

How did Lull World create a zero gravity hammock chair that's portable, ergonomic, and transformable to suit everything from a day working in the office to a day lounging in the park? They just threw together a 'lul'...

NOTA Mole Tracker

Meet the NOTA Mole Tracker. Despite its name, it is not not a mole tracker, it is a mole tracker. A gadgety wand of a mole tracker that's compact, safe for everyone, and made for consumers to use at home to help with...

Sensate Infrasonic Therapy Stress Management Device

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Sensate is a gadget for reducing stress and calming your body's nervous system. Kind of like a vibrator, which is what I thought the Sensate was when I first looked at it. But rather than intense vibrations or rub-a-dub-dub...

The Rocktopus

$15 - $3k Etsy »

Can you smell what The Rocktopus is cooking?! Mmmm, pulpo a la plancha...

Ghostbusters Mini Ghost Trap with Lights & Sound

$11.16 Amazon »

Trap yourself some ghosts, or at least some passing interest in your desktop display, with this Ghostbusters Mini Ghost Trap. The 4" replica of the one used in the original 1984 Ghostbusters film also boasts lights and...

Fish Bowl Glasses

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We're just two lost souls / Swimming in a fish bowl / Year after year... no. Scratch that. Too depressing. How about: We're just two buzzed souls / Drinking from a fish bowl / Ringin' in the New Year? Yeah, much better...

Take a Number! Tiny Ticket Dispenser

$13.90 Amazon »

Take a Number! is both a Tiny Ticket Dispenser and a tiny book, written by Mollie Thomas, and subtitled A Little Guide for Office Sanity. That means the original intent of the miniature butcher counter-style system for...

DFACKTO Rugged Chef's Knife Sets

$149.95 - $249.95 Amazon »

DFACKTO makes a whole series of burly chef's knives, combining many of them into different collections, including the trio of rugged chef's knife sets I'm spotlighting here. The 11-piece Mobility, 11-piece Nomad, and...

LAVA ME 2 Carbon Fiber Guitar with Effects

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While I can't play a guitar, and know nothing about guitar builds and quality, I do LAVA ME some carbon fiber, and LAVA's LAVA ME 2 unibody guitar is made with Super AirSonic carbon fiber material. And not only to make...

NightCap Drink Spiking Prevention Scrunchie

$11.99 Amazon »

It is a sad day in Whoville when Cindy-Lou has to put a NightCap Scrunchie over her cocktail to prevent some who-hole from dropping roofies in it. But these are the times we live in, and if an 80s-era hair tie tethered...

Handmade Wrist Knife

$59.99 Etsy »

Diamond Edge Knives' handmade D2 steel wrist knife is intended to be a mini blade always at the ready to assist with hunting, camping, and survival pursuits. But. I mean. Even tucked inside its hand-stitched leather sheath...

Banana Phone

$39.99 Amazon »

A wise person once said, "There are two types of phones in this world - boring phones, and Banana Phone!" No wait, scratch that. A bananas person once said, There are two types of phones in this world - boring phones...

VoChill Personal Wine Chiller

$49.95 Amazon »

Ah, the times my wife has gone to chill out with a glass of wine only to find her wine is not chilled*. But now, hero husband that I am, I can give her this personal wine chiller and be all, "Yo, chill. Here's a VoChill."...

Dick-Head Toothpaste Topper Cap (NSFW)

$6.95 Etsy »

The Dick-Head Toothpaste Topper Cap says, "Dude, you have the nicest teeth I've ever come across."...

Worky Home Office in a Briefcase

$69.99 Amazon »

Worky won't make the chaos of work itself any better, but the home office in a briefcase will contain the chaos of the tools you use to slog through another day of emails, presentations, and video meetings. A latching...

Google Home Muscles

$19.99 Etsy »

Hear me now and believe me later, Google Home Muscles is here to pump! You up! Or at least, like, set a timer and play "Sexy and I Know It" while you work out on your own...

Blowzee Fan for Blowing Out Birthday Candles

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Nobody likes a birthday cake iced in spit. And now, nobody likes a birthday cake iced in COVID either. Blowzee, in response to kids with unruly saliva and a world with a persistent pandemic, has developed a fan for blowing...

Taking Sides Couple's Snack Tray

$85 - $135 Uncommon Goods »

Yes, please, I want a Taking Sides Couple's Snack Tray. My wife, She-Ra: Princess of Power is always stealing my food. And my wine, beer, and cocktails when she invariably sucks hers down first...

The Crushboard Portable Beer Can Crushing Mat

$7.99 - $12.99 Crushboard »

Crushing an empty beer can on your head may be a real crowd-pleaser, but if you're unsuccessful...enjoy the memes and viral videos. And the concussion. But stomping on empty cans to crush them, now that has a much higher...

3D Printed Vaginasaur (NSFW)

$6.99 - $45.99 Etsy »

Be careful, the 3D Printed Vaginasaur definitely eats meat. Etsy shop 10th Dimension 3D calls this prehistoric poon print the "Dino Pussy" and the "Cuntasaurus," but I feel like "Vaginasaur" rolls off the tongue best...

Raspberry Pi Zero 2 W

Raspberry Pi Zero: $5. Raspberry Pi Zero W: $10. Raspberry Pi Zero 2 W: Priceless. Nah, just kidding. It's $15...

Nova Ceramics Travel Mugs

$18.99 - $20.99 Amazon »

As purdy as Nova Ceramics' Travel Mugs are, lookin' all like the ocean surf in all the colors of the rainbow, one thing my household does not need is another mug, ceramic, travel, double-wall insulated, lidded, unlidded...

Dissim Inverted Lighter

Discontinued

The Dissim Inverted Lighter turns the flames of Hell upside down. OK, more like one little flame. And I guess it's not from Hell, it's from butane...

Sports Car Flip Phone

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Oh yeah, dudes, it's a Sports Car Flip Phone, and it comes fully loaded. Slots for, not one, but two SIM cards. And it can automatically switch between them to support all of your shady Sports Car Flip Phone dealings...