Wait! Don't throw away the dog fur you just lint rollered off the couch, or the cat hair you dug out of the vacuum cleaner filter! Stuff that cuddly wad of goodness into a Ziploc and ship it off to Analog Watch Co. They will transform it for you, into the ultimate display of love for your pet: a watch made from his or her glorious coat.
The Companion Collection of Analog Watches gives new meaning to the terms "dog person" and "cat person" by allowing pet owners of either persuasion to literally wear their dog or cat (or rabbit, hamster, rat...) on their person. When you collect, seal up, and send Analog 2 to 4 ounces of your four-legged friend's fur, the watchmakers' maestros will weave it into felted wool and heat-form it to a leather watch band and metal watch body shell.
The Companion Watch Analog sends you back will be a completely custom, one-of-a-kind piece, and an intimate connection to your pet that will last forever. Especially with the hydrophobic coating Analog applies to keep their furrified watches clean and water-resistant.
At printing, Companion Collection watches were listed as "On back order," but my guess is that Analog will have the "Buy" button functional bright and early on the morning of April 1. If you know what I mean.