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Pixel Rider Sneakers

$270 Kostman »

Are your feet ready to return to "an era where pixels fueled our wildest dreams?" Pixel Rider sneakers are a tribute to the pixelated lives - well, pixelated gaming lives, anyway - we all led in the 80s and 90s. Created...

Sockdoms Scented Condom Socks

$18.99 Firebox.com »

No, Sockdoms Scented Condom Socks were not designed for hygienically diddling someone with your foot like Lorals Latex Panties were designed for oral sex. Though I suppose you could wear a pair of Sockdoms if foot-diddling...

Matador Refillable Travel Toothpaste Tubes

$10 Matador »

A Refillable Travel Toothpaste Tube, now that is a great idea. I am charging full speed ahead to get my horns on this waving red cape from Matador. (Note: the Refillable Toothpaste Tubes come in a set of black and white...

Dripping Blood Pearl Necklace

$27.99 Amazon »

Yep, I read it on Reddit. Or rather, I saw the Dripping Blood Pearl Necklace on Reddit, as you and thousands of others may have too. But I still couldn't resist showcasing it here, given that blood and pearls are what...

Sardine Can Ring

$158.68 Etsy »

This Sardine Can Ring, handmade by Ruben Morales, is up for an Etsy Design Award, and while I would never wear a Sardine Can Ring myself, or give a Sardine Can Ring as a gift to anyone I know...except perhaps my cat...

Printed Body Flowers Swimsuit

$370 FWRD »

The Printed Body Flowers Swimsuit doesn't provide quite the same caliber of beach-ready optical illusion as the Sexy Chest Swimsuit, but at least this Jean Paul Gaultier design is more likely to make you drool than gag...

The Accuser Ring with Blinking Opal Eyes

J'accuse! this humanoid ring and its opal eyes that actually blink of...being awesome. Made by Levon Kevorkian and sold through his Internal Affairs jewelry studio, The Accuser Ring will tell everyone you meet that your...

Clutch Gas Socks

$9.99 Amazon »

Boostnatics' Clutch Gas Socks were obviously made for gearheads, and would indeed be a fine gift for car enthusiasts. But so too would they be an excellent gift for teens learning to drive a stick shift. Speaking from...

Super Mario Bros. Piranha Plant Slippers

$28.98 Amazon »

Slide your feet into the Super Mario Bros. Piranha Plant Slippers, and enjoy plush comfort, 80s gaming nostalgia, and some serious pop culture drip. And the cost? Only...your life...

Frog Clogs

$9.99 - $18.99 Amazon »

Feeling froggy today? Then guide those fidgety fingers, darting eyes, and doom-scrolling thumbs on over here, to a pair of Frog Clogs. I promise, amphibious footwear will be the most ribbeting thing you see online all...

MiniMeis G4 Shoulder Carrier

$129 Amazon »

I've often wondered how parents carry kids on their shoulders without the kids jerking backwards or toppling sideways and falling off. And what the MiniMeis G4 Shoulder Carrier indicates to me is: sometimes the kids do...

Hardgraft Layover Holdall

$769 - $879 Hardgraft »

You might think life is a highway, but Hardgraft believes "Life is a JOURNEY." And the Hardgraft Layover Holdall is the most suitable companion for this journey because "the most thrilling times usually [come] from surprising...

Light Cycle 2.0 Glow-Core Wedding Ring

$195 Etsy »

You can't have a TRON Light Cycle (at least not anymore, you could a few years ago) but if you're a good fiance, and show up at the altar on time...or maybe just at all...you can have a Light Cycle 2.0 Glow-Core Wedding...

Seinfeld x Percival Clothing Collection

$67 - $385 Percival »

Puffy shirt not included. The Seinfeld x Percival limited edition clothing collection takes its (sable Russian) hat off to the sitcom, and the 25th anniversary of the final Seinfeld episode's airing...

Slap Luggage Tag

Children of the 90s who grew up to be world travelers, check it out. No, slap it out. It's a luggage tag for an entire generation. Kikkerland's Slap Luggage Tag turns the iconic slap bracelet into a piece of personal...

Retro Sunglasses With Secret Compartments

$24.79 Etsy »

The Retro Sunglasses With Secret Compartments don't come right out and say the secret compartments are secret joint compartments, but come on. The secret compartments are inside the long, tubey temple ends of the sunglasses...

National Parks Aprons

Yo, Semite Joshua, these are some Grand Yellow National Parks Aprons from Hedley & Bennett. Use them for cooking or grilling, give them as gifts to Mom or Dad, or snag one for yourself as a reminder of childhood trips...

Make Me Pretty Lighter Cases

$20 - $25 Make Me Pretty »

Ladies with large purses, Make Me Pretty Lighter Cases are calling to you. They're saying, Hey! Don't you need something superfluous and extra bulky to help fill that thing up? Not only can we double...triple...quadruple!...

NO Sunglasses

$12.99 Amazon »

I don't got NO Sunglasses, and I don't want NO Sunglasses. What am I, a contrarian? ... Nevermind, don't answer that...

Black Dragon Backpack

Looks like Puff the Magic Dragon puffed himself to make this Black Dragon Backpack. Oh wait, nevermind. It says the bag is made from "eco leather," not real dragon skin, so Puff is probably fine...

Anti-Tracking Rearview Mirror Sunglasses

$17.99 Amazon »

You won't just look slick in these shades, you'll be performing slick tricks of "I see you, smarmo!" on anyone who might be tailing you, thanks to the sunglasses' anti-tracking mirror coating. They're basically mirrored...

Bubba Goose Design Duffel Bags

$140 - $200 Bubba Goose Design »

Born in Seattle, WA in Summer 2022, Bubba Goose Design is about to turn 1 year old. Their lightweight, heavy-duty duffel bags are designed by Delian Scudder, a 20-year veteran of product development for the US Military...

Razersuperfuture Gamer Sunglasses

I know what you're thinking about Razersuperfutures, a collaboration between Razer and Retrosuperfuture to create so-called "gamer sunglasses." You're thinking, When do gamers ever go out in the sun? Well, don't worry...

Pamela Anderson x Frankies Bikinis Collection

$80 - $195 Frankies Bikinis »

The Pamela Anderson x Frankies Bikinis Collection drops at noon ET on May 4, 2023, and all I've got to say about this collaboration between the smokin' hot 55-year-old Baywatch star and the smokin' hot swimsuit brand...