Grooming

No Batteries Nose & Ear Hair Trimmer

$9.99 - $10.99 from Amazon »

I guess some aliens prefer nasal probes. Self-administered via mind control from the looks of it. Hey dude, I know it says "Chooling Nose & Ear Hair Trimmer" on the box, but are you sure you want to put that thing where...

Handmade Custom Straight Razor Kit

$350 - $550 from Etsy »

I know no one wants to hear about Christmas yet, but if you want to give ShaveSmith's handmade custom straight razor kits as gifts for men this holiday season, better start putting your orders in now. The "handmade" and...

Zwilling J.A. Henckels 5-Piece Complete Grooming Set

$179 from Amazon »

If Zwilling J.A. Henckels' grooming set contains tips and blades as sharp as the company's kitchen knives, any dude who gets this luxury collection of tweezers and scissors and clippers is going to look clean and dashing...

Bite Toothpaste Bits

$12 from Bite »

Bite, brush, smile, repeat. Adios, toothpaste tubes! Bite Toothpaste Bits are solid tablets of condensed toothpaste that, once they co-mingle with your mouth and its spit supply, become the whitening, teeth-cleansing...

Comfy Boys Intimate Deodorant for Men

$14.98 from Amazon »

You've got your Asswipes to keep your backside in check, but if the front is still a little...swampy...Comfy Boys says it can turn your swamp crotch into a fresh open field of grass. On a sunny, 65-degree day with low...

Tame the Beast Nutt Butter Lotion

$19 from Amazon »

Tame the Beast's Nutt Butter isn't for no spreadin' on sammiches! ... Unless you're making a MAN SAMMICH! Nutt Butter is a multipurpose lotion whose primary purpose is to spruce up your nuts. It's a salve for your sack...

Hello Oral Care Activated Charcoal Mouthwash

$6.99 from Amazon »

Nothing about Hello's Activated Charcoal Extra Freshening Mouthwash looks like it would freshen your teeth and mouth. In fact, it looks like something an evil villain dad would threaten to wash his kids' mouths out with...

Suction Cup Travel Bottles

$3.99 - $19.99 from Amazon »

Suction cup travel bottles stick right to the shower surround! So even if there's no dish or ledge I'll never drop my soap - and never have to bend over and pick up my soap - again. Ahhh, maybe that bad childhood memory...

Warrior Axe Straight Razor

$125 from Amazon »

Ah, a straight razor for a straight-up warrior...who's also pretty dexterous with a razor. And an axe, for that matter. Magic Ethnics' Warrior Axe Straight Razor is a sight for sore Viking / Celtic / Nordic / gamer /...

CHIIZ Hands-Free Sonic-Powered Toothbrush

The CHIIZ hands-free sonic-powered toothbrush, just like your mama, wants to know if you really brush your teeth for the requisite 2 minutes, twice a day? According to the recommended "Bass Brushing" technique of tiny...

Duke Cannon Cold Ass Beer Shower Sack Gift Set

$75.95 from Amazon »

Duke Cannon has put together a fine gift for Dad - or any man who's into beer and hygiene - with their Cold Ass Beer Shower Sack. A limited edition compilation, the 6-strong set of grooming goods kicks off its rugged...

Handmade Skull Shaving Brush

$130 from Etsy »

One Skull Shaving Brush here to help you wipe that stubble...and that smile...and that skin and tissue right off your face. Handmade in Italy by Goth Chic Accessories, this wicked brush foams shaving cream and paints...

Asswipes Flushable Hygiene Wipes

$7.95 from Amazon »

Asswipes look like some real sophisticated wet naps. They must be flushable wipes from the French. Probably pronounced Ass-wee-pays...

CrossFloss Hands-Free Flossing Tool

I am definitely CrossFloss' target audience. The person who doesn't floss because it's tedious and time-consuming. And also because it makes me drool everywhere and I have a few teeth that are pressed so tight together...

Honest Amish Beard Balm

$12.87 from Amazon »

"Honest Amish?" Isn't that redundant? And clearly, the Amish grow some of the finest beards in the world and across time. So stamping a tin "Honest Amish Beard Balm" is marketing genius. The name sells itself...

Gentleman's Comb

The Gentleman's Comb comes to us from Goodworth & Co. and, like the company's Best Wishes Key, reminds us exactly what can be in a name. Here, it's an ornate and gentlemanly embossed brass comb for keeping your locks...

ScopeAround Pore & Intraoral Inspection Camera

$89.99 from Amazon »

And don't think the ScopeAround Fit camera limits you to what's on your skin and inside your mouth. This versatile Wi-Fi video camera and microscope is up for helping you explore all of your orifices. Check to see if...

Vetelli Hanging Toiletry Travel Bag

$74.99 from Amazon »

Vetelli's hanging toiletry travel bag didn't make it onto my guide to The Best Gifts for Men this year. Through no fault of its own. I just hadn't seen the dangling dopp kit before I made my list. Now that I have, I'll...

Star Wars Storm Trooper Electric Shaver

$29.02 from Amazon »

They used the Force Friday on me and all I can see is Star Wars merch! The Storm Trooper Electric Shaver from Philips Norelco is another forthcoming (10/1/17) addition to the Star Wars: The Last Jedi frenzy...

EEEARS Reusable Ear Cleaner

It seems we're on an earwax offensive. EEEARS, a reusable cotton swab substitute for ear cleaning, joins the OtoSet automatic ear cleaning headset I saw earlier this month in the cache of tools forthcoming for wax elimination...

OtoSet Automatic Ear Cleaning Headset

I doubt SafKan made its OtoSet to be the Beats headphones of earwax removal systems. But since finishing the last episode of The Defiant Ones, Beats headphones are all I see when I look at the world's first automated...

Willy Care Kit

$18.49 from Amazon »

If your name isn't William, and you don't need a gift for a dude named William, I can't imagine why you'd buy a Willy Care grooming kit. I mean, I know it's a common name and all, but are there really enough Willies out...

Verve No-More-Canker-Sore Toothpaste

$7.99 from Amazon »

Canker sores. Ulcers in the mouth that hurt like a mother and stick around like a mother-in-law. I used to get those bastards, like, once a month before I read about Sodium Lauryl Sulfate, SLS-free toothpaste, and Verve...

Quip Electric Toothbrush & Brushing Program

$40 - $150 from Quip »

Quip doesn't think you're incapable of healthy and safe oral hygiene practices, they just think the way you're currently doing it is all wrong. And completely jacking up your teeth and gums. They'd like to help. Teach...