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Bloody Chainsaw Dress

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If you'll excuse me I'm just going to reach into my pocket...and fire up my bloody chainsaw! Yeah, it's made of a fine cotton blend. So? From Ewok/Chewbacca combo costumes, to Psycho Suzy Homemaker, Etsy seamstress Crissy...

Charlie Brown Cashmere Sweater

$995 from Mr Porter »

Who'd have thought Charlie Brown had such expensive tastes? Particularly when Lucy continuously grass stains up his shirts with her football shenanigans. But for all you Charlie Brown high rollers out there who want to...

Medieval Knight Hoodie

$228 from Etsy »

See, chivalry isn't dead. It's just been co-opted by the hoodie-wearing hipster crowd. This Medieval Knight Hoodie drips of irony akin to permutations of the mustache, and trending fads akin to bacon two years ago. Thanks...

Beer Pouch Sweatshirt

$29.99 from Vat 19 »

Will you please hold my beer while I check my phone for the precise margin by which I am dominating my fantasy football league? Yeah, I'm talking to my sweatshirt. My mom said it never hurts to be polite. The Beer Pouch...

3 Hippopoticorn Moon T-Shirt

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I want a hippopotamus for Christmas...no, wait. I come from a generation of spoiled, entitled, self-righteous narcissists. I can do better than that. I want three hippopotamuses. And I want them to have pearly white...

Nickelodeon Double Dare T-Shirt

$16.95 from MyPartyShirt.com »

You know, Marc Summers, I think I'll take the physical challenge. Wait, as long as it's not Messy Basket Balloons. I am not comfortable with balls flying at my head and then unleashing liquid explosions upon impact. Being...

Glow-in-the-Dark Galaxy Underwear

$14.40 from Etsy »

If you liked Black Milk Clothing's Galaxy Purple Leggings, take a gander at Portland, Oregon-based Make It Good's Glow-in-the-Dark Galaxy Underwear. Available in both women's bikini cuts and men's boxer briefs the black...

Sriracha Boxer Briefs

$18.99 from The Oatmeal Shop »

For those who claim to put Sriracha on everything, it's time to put your money where your mouth is. Introduce the rooster to the family jewels. Acquaint your two favorite hot cocks. Sriracha Boxer Briefs burn along backsides...

Reversible Disco Hoodie

$125 from Beta Brand »

Betabrand, which also gave life to the Dress Pants Sweatpants, now sets its sights on helping you to, I quote, "make a nuclear-fueled spectacle of yourself" with its Reversible Disco Hoodie. Black cotton business on the...

Dr. Who Dress

$104.42 from Black Milk Clothing »

Out of this world? How about out of this Whoniverse? Black Milk Clothing's James Lillis ups the ante once again with the Who Dress, a TARDIS homage that would probably make the eyes and jaw of the Eleventh Doctor himself...

Marvel Comics Bra

Sold Out from Etsy »

Pow! Kaboom! SHAZAAAM! It's Marvel superheroes defending boobs from evil sag and boring flesh-colored polyester. If you liked the Glow-in-the-Dark Batman Underwear Set, take a quick eyeball stroll through Megan Elizabeth's...

Uncle Sam Swimsuit

Uncle Sam has always had kind of a negative connotation to me. Until now. I guess he just needed the right context. Strategic placement on a nice Polyester/nylon/Lycra medium....

Glow-in-the-Dark Batman Underwear Set

$25.95 - $35 from Amazon »

Being a fan of the Dark Knight isn't necessary for giving two enthusiastic thumbs up and a shit-eating grin to this Batsuit. Ladies wearing a glow-in-the-dark Batman camisole and lace-up underwear set might even turn...

Nightwing Hoodie

$79 from Store Envy »

Michael Alen calls his Kickstarter project Hero HoodieZ. The first in what Alen hopes will be a series of superhero-inspired hooded zip-ups spotlights crime-fighting vigilante Nightwing. The hoodie, available in both...

Chainmail Bikini Top

$175 from Etsy »

Cosplay, Comic-Con, even the swimming pool. Yes, this handwoven chainmail bikini top is waterproof and primed for a summer of splashing, floating, and breaststroking medieval style. All that's missing is the sea serpent...

Dope Swimsuit

I suppose the Dope Swimsuit describes how the women wearing it look and feel, as well as what the men who see these women act like they have been smoking. A jet black one-piece with "Dope" spelled in hip cursive just...

Harley Quinn Leggings

She's just been let loose to wreak havoc and revenge in Batman: Arkham City. Harley Quinn's equally deadly next stop? Ladies' legs. And this time, her weapon of choice is an explosive cocktail of Polyester and Spandex....

Archer Suit Long Sleeve Shirt

$29.95 from FX Shop »

Whether you're an Archer fan, or just want to stick it to the Coat & Tie Establishment, the FX cartoon's official Archer Suit Long Sleeve T-Shirt is the perfect accompaniment to schmoozy spring cocktail parties, your...

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Pac Man Ghost Poncho

$6.99 from Perpetual Kid »

A red one for Red Sox fans, a blue one for Yankees fans, and everyone stays dry when a downpour--or shit storm--hits Fenway Park this summer. Pac-Man Ghost Ponchos keep their donners dry and mud-free, whilst using their...

Game of Thrones Beer Label Shirts

$23.52 from Red Bubble »

If the Game of Thrones beer labels and T-shirts are here, the Game of Thrones brews themselves can't be far off. Obviously House Lannister will be a golden ale, House Targaryen a Belgian white, and the Night's Watch a...

Tetris Swimsuit

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What's better than a girl wearing skin-sucking Lycra pants with legs smattered in Tetris blocks? A girl wearing no pants. With an ass smattered in Tetris blocks. Just in time for the heat, the beach, and the pubescent...

Galaxy Purple Leggings

Otherworldly neon suction cups for the legs! Artist James Lillis took a NASA photo of an actual galaxy, and transposed it onto tongue-waggingly tight leggings in purples and blues so riveting anyone who gazes upon them...

The Joker Mini Dress

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The Dark Knight's Joker, in macrocosm, and on a mini dress. Well, Heath Ledger, I guess there are worse ways to be immortalized than splayed across the chest and torso of a tiny Asian girl. The 100% cotton dress is silk...

Breaking Bad - Heisenberg Pinkman 2012

$29.99 from Skreened »

Breaking Bad fans, your 2012 Election T-shirts are hot off the silk screener. No further explanation needed. Everyone else: yeah, yeah, so Heisenberg and Pinkman make meth. If you believe the conspiracy theorists, the...

Tetris Leggings

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And you thought her legs couldn't get any more hypnotizing. Wearing a pair of Tetris leggings basically means slinking around in a second skin of polyester, retro-chic Nintendo graphics, and errant flecks of drool from...

Anatomical Leggings

Been scouring the racks for pants that display your ass as the true anatomical masterpiece it is? Black Milk Clothing's skin-tight anatomical leggings won't just enhance the curves of your posterior, they'll show off...

Lord of the Rings Underwear

$13.50 from Etsy »

Balrogs and horndogs beware! These gold-emblazoned ladies' hot shorts guard the Secret Fire and they will not avail your advances! Undies are American Apparel brand, and come in S, M & L. Check out the size guide photo...

Bulletproof Polo Shirt

$3,475 from Fresh Polos »

If the acute fear of being assassinated on the golf course has kept you from swinging your 9-iron too many times to count, welcome to the start of the rest of your life. Breezy, bulletproof, and cleared for the country...

Fundies: Underwear Built for Two

$7.85 from Amazon »

According to every woman's favorite book, The Five Love Languages, physical touch is the predominant type of love males enjoy receiving, while quality time earns high marks with the ladies. Fundies, a chic pair of tandem...

Dress Pants Sweatpants

$90 from Beta Brand »

Boredom meets the boardroom with these stylish yet comfortable dress pant sweatpants. These chameleons of the fashion world, at first glance, look like fine charcoal wool trousers. But don't tell your legs that. They're...

Skirt Length Sluttiness Stockings

While these may not be the definitive measurement for exactly how a lady is feeling, they're certainly guaranteed to provoke some interesting conversation. From "demure" to "dangerous" the Leg's Talk stockings provide...

Due For Delivery Date Maternity Shirts

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Cute. Now everyone will stop asking. Available in pink or blue ink so you won't have to field that one anymore either. Say, how filling in all that white space with the rest of the questions you're tired of answering?...

Pacman Ghost Halloween Costume

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A Halloween costume is very important if you're a female. Nothing defines your personality more than your costume choice. It's your one chance to be slutty without being labeled a slut. Or in this case, you can show allow...

Winterfell Weather Forecast

$24.54 from Red Bubble »

The formerly headless Eddard Stark (spolier alert... oops) returns as a Westeros weatherman and he has some bad news. Winter... is coming. If you're in Winterfell, take the necessary precautions. Oh, also, dragons, wights...

MonsterHoodies: Shark Bite

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Did you know that sharks have anywhere from two to three rows of working teeth with 20 to 30 teeth in each row? And did you know that these teeth fall out and move forward in a conveyor-belt like fashion in the shark’s...

Damn It Feels Good To Be A Lannister

$19.95 from Snorg Tees »

Are you in the habit of paying your debts? Have you slayed kings? A penchant for whoring? Like to sleep with your sister? Nodding? Then this is the perfect t-shirt for you. A perfect combination of rap and fantasy for...

Lava Burn Ward T-Shirt

$19.95 from 604 Republic »

This guy looks like someone, I just can't put my finger on it. But... with 1-up juice pumping through his veins, this mustachioed character will be out of the lava burn ward and back to collecting coins and breaking bricks...

Zombie Bert & Ernie T-Shirt

$20.95 from 604 Republic »

Bert and Ernie, long suspected of being gay (or bi at least) make their first appearance as zombies... as depicted on this t-shirt, and still fail to quell rumors of their questionable heterosexuality. That's why the...

Black Skeleton Swimsuit

James Lillis designed black swimsuit with anatomical skeleton print. IT's a little too see-through for me. I wish it would've stopped at the epidermis. But the bones leave a little to the imagination I guess. Matching...

Etch A Sketch Skirt

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Turning iconic pieces of technology into clothing is something that has never occurred to me. Neither is wearing a skirt, but that all changed as soon as I came across this beauty. If you're in love with this... checkout...

Smoking Mittens

Sold Out from Amazon »

If you insist on slowly killing yourself, I think it's only reasonable that you do it with warm hands and smelly mittens. The economy of design is pretty clever though, and I'll admit, there were a few drunken nights...

Sexy TRON Outfit

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Wise shoppers know that when buying a gift, you should choose something for the recipient that you would never choose to buy for yourself. In that vein, this smokin' hot, 12-gauge clear plastic TRON corset lined with...

Catalina Wine Mixer T-shirt

$17.95 from Amazon »

You're ready to run with the bulls? I've been earning and burning, snapping necks and cashing checks. Brennan, here's the thing. It's the Catalina fucking Wine Mixer, okay? It's the biggest helicopter-leasing event in...

Beaker Muppet Halloween Costume

Sold Out from Etsy »

Do you want to be the coolest person at the party and have everyone love you? I've got you covered dude. Seriously though, how can the guy/girl wearing the gigantic Beaker head not be awesome? Clothes really can make...

Arkham Harley Quinn Costume

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Cartoons and reality have met, merged, and are now calling out to your carn(iv)al sensibilities. Sinister, hard-edged, Brooklyn-tongued Harley Quinn makes the likes of animated wet dreams Jessica Rabbit and Holli Wood...

Little Mermaid Ariel Costume

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I've never been into the whole mermaid thing... until now. The shells were hand carved, then molded, and each shell is hand cast in a plastic resin. The shells come painted in whatever colors you would like and will fit...

Sucker Punch Babydoll Costume

$410 from Etsy »

I lost everyone I loved. And then they locked me away. With no where to hide from the pain. Until they came out with this hot costume. Is there anything better than a woman in uniform? Does anyone have any good Tomb Raider...

Bill Solo T Shirt

Imagine if you will the genius of one William Murray playing Han Solo instead of that old hangdog expression you're used to from Harrison Ford. Maybe Star Wars could have finally become the comedy it aspired to be. Maybe...

Super Mario Latex Dress

$205 from Etsy »

Hot. Sexy. Latex. When I think of Mario Bros. those are definitely the first 3 words that come to mind. And this latex dress captures that perfectly. I wonder how sweaty I would get if I tried to put that thing on? Not...

Ultra Realistic Silicone Zombie Mask

$689 from SPFX Masks »

These masks look like they come straight out of James Cameron's head. Super realistic masks will even fool your wife! Personally, I'd buy this with a chainsaw and a flip video camera and try and scare the shit out of...

Rogue From X-Men Costume

$675 from Etsy »

It's The Brotherhood of Evil Mutants' most famous defector in living, non-Anna-Paquin form! This milliskin Rogue jumpsuit is made to order in your choice of kotobukiya with green details, classic with black details, and...

Sloth Mask From The Goonies

$39.99 from Amazon »

Baby Ruth? Hey you guuuuuyyyysss!!!!!! Mama, you've been bad. Oh, Slothy. I may have been bad. I may have kept you chained up in that room but it was for your own good....

Nintendo Gameboy Dress

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Finally. A way to combine your one true love and the girl you're currently boning. This handmade, handcrafted dress will surely lead to a handjob if you're smart enough to buy one for your girl....