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Saturday, August 27, 2011
$17.95 from Amazon »

You're ready to run with the bulls? I've been earning and burning, snapping necks and cashing checks. Brennan, here's the thing. It's the Catalina fucking Wine Mixer, okay? It's the biggest helicopter-leasing event in the...

Sunday, February 26, 2012
$29.99 from Skreened »

Breaking Bad fans, your 2012 Election T-shirts are hot off the silk screener. No further explanation needed. Everyone else: yeah, yeah, so Heisenberg and Pinkman make meth. If you believe the conspiracy theorists, the CIA...

Wednesday, January 9, 2013
$39.99 from Pizza Shirt »

In the spirit of the World's Tackiest Sweaters, but with short sleeves, cheese, and pepperoni*. Somehow the Pizza Shirt falls both into the categories of Insults to the Concept of Clothing and Must-Have Additions to My Wardrobe. Mmm, look at that brown, bubbly mozzerella and those palm-sized disks of processed meat. This polyester pizza party looks good enough to...hmmm. You know, sometimes I make...

Monday, August 15, 2011
$39.99 from Amazon »

Baby Ruth? Hey you guuuuuyyyysss!!!!!! Mama, you've been bad. Oh, Slothy. I may have been bad. I may have kept you chained up in that room but it was for your own good....

Friday, March 2, 2012
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The Dark Knight's Joker, in macrocosm, and on a mini dress. Well, Heath Ledger, I guess there are worse ways to be immortalized than splayed across the chest and torso of a tiny Asian girl. The 100% cotton dress is silk screened...

Sunday, September 18, 2011
$19.95 from 604 Republic »

This guy looks like someone, I just can't put my finger on it. But... with 1-up juice pumping through his veins, this mustachioed character will be out of the lava burn ward and back to collecting coins and breaking bricks in no time... if this is indeed who I think it is....

Thursday, December 1, 2011
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Cute. Now everyone will stop asking. Available in pink or blue ink so you won't have to field that one anymore either. Say, how filling in all that white space with the rest of the questions you're tired of answering?...

Wednesday, July 4, 2012

Uncle Sam has always had kind of a negative connotation to me. Until now. I guess he just needed the right context. Strategic placement on a nice Polyester/nylon/Lycra medium....

Tuesday, May 22, 2012
$6.99 from Perpetual Kid »

A red one for Red Sox fans, a blue one for Yankees fans, and everyone stays dry when a downpour--or shit storm--hits Fenway Park this summer. Pac-Man Ghost Ponchos keep their donners dry and mud-free, whilst using their marvelous...

Saturday, September 15, 2012
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If you'll excuse me I'm just going to reach into my pocket...and fire up my bloody chainsaw! Yeah, it's made of a fine cotton blend. So? From Ewok/Chewbacca combo costumes, to Psycho Suzy Homemaker, Etsy seamstress Crissy...

If bat shit looked like 1000mW of ice-blue lightning, the S3 Spyder III Arctic Laser would be the physical manifestation of bat shit crazy. As it stands, the world's most powerful laser is just fuckin' nuts. Wicked Lasers' (absolutely, 100% legal) handheld bolt of pure spectral power counts amongst its marketable skills the ability to: Sear through ornery plastic, pop bitch-ass balloons, burn continuously, 24/7, without sustaining damage to its laser diode, function in 9 different operating modes, including Strobe, Constant Wave, SOS, Beacon, and Tactical Hibernation, emit 0.25 Lux of light at a distance of 6,856 meters, turn anyone it hits in the eye at a distance of 149 meters or less into Ray Charles, minus the musical talent and soul.

And if that weren't enough to get it laid every day for the duration of its 5,000+-hour serviceable life, Guinness is currently testing the S3 Arctic for the official title of World's Most Powerful Laser.

The S3 Arctic Series Laser resides in an aircraft grade aluminum chassis that's smaller than a standard flashlight.

Friday, September 14, 2012
$995 from Mr Porter »

Who'd have thought Charlie Brown had such expensive tastes? Particularly when Lucy continuously grass stains up his shirts with her football shenanigans. But for all you Charlie Brown high rollers out there who want to drop...

Wednesday, August 31, 2011
$46 from Etsy »

Turning iconic pieces of technology into clothing is something that has never occurred to me. Neither is wearing a skirt, but that all changed as soon as I came across this beauty. If you're in love with this... checkout...

Monday, September 26, 2011
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Did you know that sharks have anywhere from two to three rows of working teeth with 20 to 30 teeth in each row? And did you know that these teeth fall out and move forward in a conveyor-belt like fashion in the shark’s mouth?...

Friday, August 24, 2012
$16.95 from MyPartyShirt.com »

You know, Marc Summers, I think I'll take the physical challenge. Wait, as long as it's not Messy Basket Balloons. I am not comfortable with balls flying at my head and then unleashing liquid explosions upon impact. Being...

Sunday, October 2, 2011
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A Halloween costume is very important if you're a female. Nothing defines your personality more than your costume choice. It's your one chance to be slutty without being labeled a slut. Or in this case, you can show allow...