Clothing

FridaBalls New Dad Boxers with Cup for Baby Cheap Shots

$27.99 from Amazon »

Because no one want to feel the baby kick after it's born. FridaBalls are boxer briefs for new dads, or existing but amateur dads, who haven't learned to dodge the flying limbs and wiffle ball bats of their babies, toddlers...

Wearable Blanket

$22.99 - $38.99 from Amazon »

Now this is the wearable of the season. I'd take a wearable blanket - hoodie style! - over pretty much any other wearable tech nonsense they've got going on right now...

Ranch Dressing Ugly Christmas Sweater

Once upon a time, Hidden deep in the Valley of ugly Christmas sweaters, there lived a bottle of Ranch Dressing. So sad was the Ranch that while the likes of Santa and the Elves, Frosty and Rudolph, and even Bill & Ted...

Thanksgiving Dinner Nutrition Label T-Shirts

$22.95 from Etsy »

Buzzkill alert! Boots Tees is selling Thanksgiving dinner nutrition label T-shirts, tops advertising the calorie, fat, and carb contents of popular turkey day foods. Choose from over 2 dozen different dishes, and become...

Hand Knit Adult Onesies

$304.84 - $937.97 from Etsy »

Happy Monday, cold people and penitents ready to level up your hair shirts! Strickolino has some hand knit adult onesies for you. Super chunky hand knit adult onesies. Like, chunkier than Skippy Extra Crunchy, the pico...

Barefoot Dreams CozyChic Men's Camo Hoodie

$175 from Amazon »

I think Barefoot Dreams' CozyChic Men's Camo Hoodie will be the coziest and chicest hoodie you'll ever wear in your life. At least it better be for what Barefoot Dreams is charging for the ball o' fluff with a zipper...

RSVLTS Saved By The Bell Collection Clothing

$27 - $65 from RSVLTS »

Did you know Saved By the Bell shares a 30th anniversary with Seinfeld? And a 25th anniversary with Friends? Zack Morris, AC Slater, Kelly Kapowski, Jessie Spano, Lisa Turtle, Screech Powers, and Mr. Belding made their...

Polar Shorts - Fleece Shorts for Spring & Fall

$59.99 from Amazon »

They might make you look more like one of the 3 bears, but Polar Shorts, insulated fleece shorts described as "comfy AF," will make you feel like Goldilocks come spring and fall. Hear that, Dad? Your choice of 100% polyester...

Transparent Swim Trunks

$15.88 from Amazon »

Nothing to see here. Because...because...these swim trunks are transparent! Bwahahaha!...

Great White Shark Holographic Romper

$99.99 from Etsy »

It's the Great White Disco Diva. This holographic great white shark romper from Coquetry Clothing doesn't make quite the splash in my heart the Sharkini swimsuit did back in 2013, but I'd still be happy for any lady wearing...

The TaTa Top (NSFW)

$34.99 from TaTa Top »

Where was the TaTa Top flesh-colored bikini with nipples when I was having fun with anatomical optical illusions a couple weeks ago? Guess I'll have to retroactively add this eye-(and pants-)popping swimsuit to my Breast...

IPA Lot When I Drink T-Shirt

$14.99 from Amazon »

Normally I hate IPA, but I'll take a pint in its punniest of pun form on this IPA Lot When I Drink T-shirt. And here I thought I'd already seen all the best beer gifts...

Men's One-Piece Thanos Swimsuit

$35.99 from Amazon »

Thanos may finally get his wish of wiping out half the world's population if enough dudes don a men's one-piece Thanos swimsuit this summer. And I thought the ladies' version was disturbing. But I guess as the great Titan...

Ron Swanson's Shirt of Greatness

$65 from RSVLTS »

This Independence Day, Ron Swanson's Shirt of Greatness is here to remind us all, "History began on July 4th, 1776 - everything before that was a mistake."...

Royal Robbins Men's City Traveler Shirt

$69 from Amazon »

Hot time, summer in the city / Traveler Shirt wrinkle resistant and sweat wicking. Royal Robbins makes many a manly button-up, sewn with sleeves both short and long, but the City Traveler seems most appropriate for today...

Oral Me Thong Underwear

$12.99 from Amazon »

This isn't the first time a thong has been compared to dental floss. But with the Oral Me thong underwear, ladies might be more inclined to accept, maybe even champion, the connection. Because here it's not about some...

Internal Organs Rash Guard Swimsuit

$16.99 from Amazon »

Ladies, show off your real beach bod this summer with an internal organs swimsuit. It's also a combo one-piece and rash guard, so even as you're revealing expansive areas of your anatomical insides, you'll be protecting...

Comfi Memory Foam Hoodie

$88 - $117 from Comfi »

What's this, Comfi memory foam hoodie? Like walking around with a mattress strapped to my back? A butt pillow built in to my sweatshirt? Ha! Haha! That sounds ridiculous!...

Taco Bell Hot Sauce Bikini & Swim Trunks

$60 from Taco Shop »

Are you ready for the hot sauce challenge...of wearing a Taco Bell Sauce Packet Bikini or Swim Trunks on the beach this summer? Taco Bell's Taco Shop Summer Collection features a handful of fiery items that will let everyone...

Vollebak Black Squid Color-Shifting Jacket

$995 from Vollebak »

Vollebak's Black Squid Jacket, a color-shifting ski coat modeled after its namesake's adaptive camouflage, follows the futuristic clothing brand's efforts to turn world's thinnest material, graphene, and world's hottest...

Deconstructed Cargo Pants

$210 from Namilia »

Deconstructed Cargo Pants. Deconstructed, indeed. Like shorts with a whole train of dingleberries...

NoNetz Anti-Chafe Men's Swim Trunks

$60 - $65 from Amazon »

Swim trunk season is so close I can almost chafe it. Ugh. Chafing. Thigh rash. Disturbance and unrest in the crotchal region. NoNetz knows these are the potential downsides of spiking beach volleyballs and splish-splashin'...

Sherpa Hoodie Blanket

$46.99 from Amazon »

The Snuggie evolved? These Sherpa Hoodie Blankets, and a whole bunch like them, are blowing up Amazon with their sherpa lining warmth on the inside, micro fleece-y softness on the outside, and bigness all over...

Men's Faux Denim Pajama Pants

$13.49 - $27.94 from Amazon »

I found these faux denim pajama pants for all the men out there who need an outfit for Christmas morning that's equal parts cozy, stylin', and able to expand with all the cinnamon rolls and hunks of egg casserole they...