Clothing

RSVLTS Saved By The Bell Collection Clothing

$27 - $65 from RSVLTS »

Did you know Saved By the Bell shares a 30th anniversary with Seinfeld? And a 25th anniversary with Friends? Zack Morris, AC Slater, Kelly Kapowski, Jessie Spano, Lisa Turtle, Screech Powers, and Mr. Belding made their...

Polar Shorts - Fleece Shorts for Spring & Fall

$59.99 from Amazon »

They might make you look more like one of the 3 bears, but Polar Shorts, insulated fleece shorts described as "comfy AF," will make you feel like Goldilocks come spring and fall. Hear that, Dad? Your choice of 100% polyester...

Transparent Swim Trunks

$15.88 from Amazon »

Nothing to see here. Because...because...these swim trunks are transparent! Bwahahaha!...

Great White Shark Holographic Romper

$99.99 from Etsy »

It's the Great White Disco Diva. This holographic great white shark romper from Coquetry Clothing doesn't make quite the splash in my heart the Sharkini swimsuit did back in 2013, but I'd still be happy for any lady wearing...

The TaTa Top (NSFW)

$34.99 from TaTa Top »

Where was the TaTa Top flesh-colored bikini with nipples when I was having fun with anatomical optical illusions a couple weeks ago? Guess I'll have to retroactively add this eye-(and pants-)popping swimsuit to my Breast...

IPA Lot When I Drink T-Shirt

$14.99 from Amazon »

Normally I hate IPA, but I'll take a pint in its punniest of pun form on this IPA Lot When I Drink T-shirt. And here I thought I'd already seen all the best beer gifts...

Men's One-Piece Thanos Swimsuit

$35.99 from Amazon »

Thanos may finally get his wish of wiping out half the world's population if enough dudes don a men's one-piece Thanos swimsuit this summer. And I thought the ladies' version was disturbing. But I guess as the great Titan...

Ron Swanson's Shirt of Greatness

$65 from RSVLTS »

This Independence Day, Ron Swanson's Shirt of Greatness is here to remind us all, "History began on July 4th, 1776 - everything before that was a mistake."...

Royal Robbins Men's City Traveler Shirt

$69 from Amazon »

Hot time, summer in the city / Traveler Shirt wrinkle resistant and sweat wicking. Royal Robbins makes many a manly button-up, sewn with sleeves both short and long, but the City Traveler seems most appropriate for today...

Oral Me Thong Underwear

$12.90 from Amazon »

This isn't the first time a thong has been compared to dental floss. But with the Oral Me thong underwear, ladies might be more inclined to accept, maybe even champion, the connection. Because here it's not about some...

Internal Organs Rash Guard Swimsuit

$16.99 from Amazon »

Ladies, show off your real beach bod this summer with an internal organs swimsuit. It's also a combo one-piece and rash guard, so even as you're revealing expansive areas of your anatomical insides, you'll be protecting...

Comfi Memory Foam Hoodie

$88 - $117 from Comfi »

What's this, Comfi memory foam hoodie? Like walking around with a mattress strapped to my back? A butt pillow built in to my sweatshirt? Ha! Haha! That sounds ridiculous!...

Taco Bell Hot Sauce Bikini & Swim Trunks

$60 from Taco Shop »

Are you ready for the hot sauce challenge...of wearing a Taco Bell Sauce Packet Bikini or Swim Trunks on the beach this summer? Taco Bell's Taco Shop Summer Collection features a handful of fiery items that will let everyone...

Vollebak Black Squid Color-Shifting Jacket

$995 from Vollebak »

Vollebak's Black Squid Jacket, a color-shifting ski coat modeled after its namesake's adaptive camouflage, follows the futuristic clothing brand's efforts to turn world's thinnest material, graphene, and world's hottest...

Deconstructed Cargo Pants

$210 from Namilia »

Deconstructed Cargo Pants. Deconstructed, indeed. Like shorts with a whole train of dingleberries...

NoNetz Anti-Chafe Men's Swim Trunks

$60 - $65 from Amazon »

Swim trunk season is so close I can almost chafe it. Ugh. Chafing. Thigh rash. Disturbance and unrest in the crotchal region. NoNetz knows these are the potential downsides of spiking beach volleyballs and splish-splashin'...

Sherpa Hoodie Blanket

$35.95 from Amazon »

The Snuggie evolved? These Sherpa Hoodie Blankets, and a whole bunch like them, are blowing up Amazon with their sherpa lining warmth on the inside, micro fleece-y softness on the outside, and bigness all over...

Men's Faux Denim Pajama Pants

$13.49 - $27.94 from Amazon »

I found these faux denim pajama pants for all the men out there who need an outfit for Christmas morning that's equal parts cozy, stylin', and able to expand with all the cinnamon rolls and hunks of egg casserole they...

2-Person Ugly Christmas Sweaters

$39.99 from Amazon »

Is winning the Ugly Christmas Sweater contest with a 2-person ugly Christmas sweater worth it if you have to spend the whole party finagling 1-handed between the egg nog, the cheese log, and the figgy pudding?...

Musterbrand Chewbacca Brown Star Wars Cardigan

$59.99 from Amazon »

Musterbrand's is not the first attempt at turning Chewbacca into clothing. And while their Chewbacca Brown Star Wars Cardigan is much more subtle than this Han Solo-Chewbacca reversible hoodie, and definitely this I Am...

Kelvin Coats Heated Jackets

$129 - $349 from Kelvin Coats »

This winter, Kelvin Coats bring on the warm, the toasty, and, in my case, the wife who isn't perpetually staring at me with chattering teeth or goosing me from behind with hands that feel like they just came out of a...

Cordarounds - Horizontal Corduroy Pants

$98 from Beta Brand »

Aerodynamic horizontal corduroys! Less likely to cause crotch combustion! Side pockets that flash the world ninja throwing stars, Mexican Luchadors, or Sasquatch exhibiting various feats of strength, which is way butter...

Rumpl Puffy Poncho

$179 from Rumpl »

If Rumpl's Puffy Coat Blanket isn't hands-free enough for you when you need to keep warm and dry and, say, jump up to cheer or your team or pee in the woods, perhaps the Rumpl Puffy Poncho is the wearable sleeping bag...

Dapper Defender Armored Kevlar Motorcycle Hoodie

$149.99 from Dapper Defender »

While it's still not clear what a Graphene Jacket can do for you, there's no question what a motorcycle hoodie lined with Kevlar and CE-rated armor is here for. Dapper Defender's hoodie gives bikers some extra protection...