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Posted: Monday, August 12, 2013

Bloody Cleaver Purse

Bloody Cleaver Purse
  • Bloody Cleaver Purse
  • Bloody Cleaver Purse

Ladies, I dare anyone to try to rip you off or cut up your credit cards or even look at you in a way you do not find pleasing when you're carrying one of these babies. From the butcher's block to the sewing machine, nothing complements a hot, wild-eyed chick with crushing grip strength better than a bloody cleaver purse. How fashionable and mentally unstable you'll look clasping the clutch handle and swinging its stained red blade to and fro. Whoa, watch my crotchal region there, ma'am. I know you say that thing's made of vinyl, but...I'm just not sure I believe you.

In inches, bloody cleaver purses measure 14.6" x 7.1" x 1.2". In fear, they are immeasurable.

Purchase Details: $29.99 from Amazon »
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