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WineOvation Bowling Pin Electric Wine Opener

By: on September 27, 2016
$29.99
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Dude, WineOvation abides. When you've had enough of the twisting and pulling and shredding of corkscrews, grab their Bowling Pin Electric Wine Opener, step back, and say, "F*ck it, Dude. Let's go bowling."

The Bowling Pin Electric Wine Opener digs in and uncorks wine in seconds, so you can save your arm strength for cranking the ball. The cordless device is rechargeable, and will open over 30 bottles on a single charge.

To use--and listen up because this is not 'Nam. This is bowling pin wine opening. There are rules--place the flat end of the pin on your bottle's exposed cork top, press down on the black button between the red stripes, and let the auto-uncorking begin. The opener will stop when removal is complete. To dislodge the cork from the pin, press the button upward to reverse its corkscrew.

If you're looking for the perfect-300-game gift, addition to your bar, or accent for your Lebowski party, check out the Bowling Pin Electric Wine Opener from WineOvation here, or with free Prime shipping from Amazon here.

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