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The Emojibator

By: on October 26, 2016
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Sure it's a staple in Baba Ghanoush, and a common meat substitute for vegetarians, but nothing has done more for the eggplant than the digital world's decision to turn it into an emoji. Except, perhaps, an enterprising young lady from Philly's decision to turn it into an Emojibator. Yep. The formerly unremarkable aubergine has gone from funky lookin' purple fruit to funny purple symbol for the male genitalia to festive toy and bearer of great big purple aubergasms. Long (and strong) live the eggplant!

Whether you live on social media, live for pop culture, or live in a situation that requires your sex toys to pass for cat toys on occasion, the Emojibator will fill your life with some good vibrations. Lots of them. At 10 different power and sequence settings, and even in water if you like to vibe in the shower, bathtub, or vegetable garden on a rainy day. At 4.8" long and 1.2" in diameter, the buzzing silicone eggplant is also small enough for travel, and to use in decorating the bride's hotel room during bachelorette weekends.

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