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Key Titan - Your Keys, Silenced, Organized & Secured

By: on September 12, 2017
  • Key Titan - Your Keys, Silenced, Organized & Secured
  • Key Titan - Your Keys, Silenced, Organized & Secured
  • Key Titan - Your Keys, Silenced, Organized & Secured
  • Key Titan - Your Keys, Silenced, Organized & Secured
  • Key Titan - Your Keys, Silenced, Organized & Secured
  • Key Titan - Your Keys, Silenced, Organized & Secured
$16 - $27
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The Key Titan puts your lock openers on the lockdown. A neat, compact, jingle-free keychain with a carabiner skeleton, the Key Titan series organizes between 5 and 10 keys into a slim and secure block. It won't bounce around or make you sound like the warden's a-comin' when you clip it to a belt loop or bag, and it won't fall into key chaos or poke you in your soft parts if you slip it into your pocket instead. Check out the GIF.

KT5, KT7, and KT10 Key Titans hold up to 5, 7, and 10 keys respectively. All are made of grade 5 titanium. All also have a couple nifty tools built into them - push one of the carabiner gates against a cap and use it as a bottle opener, or tighten up all the loose screws around town with the 1/4" slip wrench at its top end.

To stack and restrain loudmouth keys from clinking the Key Titan KT5 uses a flexible suppression ring, while KT7 and KT10 issues incorporate a third Sweeper gate and larger elastic loop. If you're working out with your Key Titan...or just forced against your will to run after the bus every morning...you have the option of reverse clipping the keychain inside your pocket to put it on an isometric hold as hard as the one you're using to contract your abs. Come on, don't just suck it in, brace it up! Check out loading and key access instructions, plus Key Titan demos here.

The Key Titan seeks crowdfunding on Kickstarter through October 12, 2017. Click here to make your KT5, KT7, or KT10 pledge.

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