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GLO Brilliant Teeth Whitening Device

By: on August 07, 2017
  • GLO Brilliant Teeth Whitening Device
  • GLO Brilliant Teeth Whitening Device
  • GLO Brilliant Teeth Whitening Device
  • GLO Brilliant Teeth Whitening Device
  • GLO Brilliant Teeth Whitening Device
$220
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I'm not sure which I'll dig more: the 5 shades lighter the GLO Brilliant teeth whitening device will render my smile in less than a week, or the 50 shades more blue and luminescent it will make my mouth while I'm wearing it. Sparkling white teeth after, mouth cavity glowing like the eye of a White Walker during. It's a win-win.

GLO Science founder, Dr. Jonathan B. Levine, developed the GLO Brilliant as a professional-grade teeth whitening device for at-home use. You'll need only 5 days of 32-minute sessions to see the GLO Brilliant's warming heat, LED light, and whitening G-vials take their 5-shades-lighter effect. And during none of these sessions will you be paying to sit in a dentist's chair with a big piece of hardware in your mouth, trying to warble out answers to a technician's inquiries about your hobbies and summer vacation.

Adding to the GLO Brilliant teeth whitening device's convenience:

  • It's user-friendly. Just pop in the patented closed-system mouthpiece, press Start, and GLO.
  • It's sensitivity-free. A bad trait in a boyfriend, but a terrific one in a teeth whitener! GLO Brilliant will not make your entire mouth feel like the Tooth Fairy and Princess Frostine from Candy Land co-authored a curse on it.
  • It's hands-free. The GLO Brilliant base unit comes with a lanyard so you can hang it around your neck during treatment, and then continue about your household or gaming duties as usual.
  • It's shareable. Multiple GLO mouthpieces can share the same GLO base device. Additional GLO Brilliant mouthpieces are available to purchase for each member of your household.

Purchase your GLO Brilliant teeth whitening device from GLO Science here. It comes in white, black, or pink, and each package contains 10 whitening G-vials, enough for 10 days of GLO whitening. Additional G-vials are available for purchase as well.

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