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Halo Top Eat-the-Whole-Pint Healthy Ice Cream

$5.99 from Halo Top »

This is the Halo Top pitch: 240 to 280 calories per pint, and it more than doesn't suck. In fact, get a jar of PB2, mix some of that powdery peanut butter goodness into a personal vat of Halo Top Chocolate, and you won't...

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16th-Century Italian Old World Globe Bar

$139.50 from Amazon »

When I think of the Old World, I think of art. Class. And nights filled with large quantities of alcohol. This 22" diameter bar will store yours within its ornate exterior depicting the world as we knew it when da Vinci...

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ECHOGEAR Articulating TV Wall Mount

$39.99 from Amazon »

A few hours from now, when you're knocking back beers and sausage rolls during Super Bowl 50 at your friend Cornelius' house, and wondering why you keep feeling random shooting pains down the left side of your neck, circle...

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$27.42 - $64.67 from Amazon »

If you're going to chop, chop it's a good idea to get organized. Joseph Joseph helps out with a file box of cutting boards, all tabbed for quick grabbing and indexed according to what you're going to be chop, chopping....

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Personalized Lovecraftian Bottles

$93.02 from Etsy »

Pick your poison. Actually, pick two: a spirit to fill one of Orion Oddities's sick hand-sculpted bottles with; and a Lovecraftian beast to guard its contents. The Italian design shop molds the likenesses of Cthulhu and...

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Narconomics: How to Run a Drug Cartel

$14.84 from Amazon »

No war is radder than the war on drugs. At least from a business and economics standpoint. Tom Wainwright's Narconomics: How to Run a Drug Cartel isn't your traditional how-to book (sorry, budding drug lords), but it...

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Philips Automatic Pasta Maker

$258.55 from Amazon »

I was watching that Aziz Ansari Master of None show, and after Aziz's girlfriend told him she might move to Chicago for a job he decided to cope by learning to make pasta. By the end of the episode he had declared himself...

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Ghost Indoor HDTV Antenna

$15.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

One time in 2005 my ex-girlfriend with the black heart of ice, Karen, broke up with me and moved out. And--and!--took the TV. I was without one for almost 3 days because I didn't have a car at the time and had to wait...

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Upskirt Umbrella

Stripes or solids: what kind of panties make you want to make it rain? Aside from my girlfriend and my mama, I wonder how many ladies would slap me if I walked around town with a plaid upskirt shot printed on my umbrella....

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Death Wish Coffee - The World's Strongest Coffee

$19.97 from Amazon »

Having a death wish can score you $5 million. At least in free Super Bowl 50 advertising, and at least if you're Death Wish Coffee Co. In addition to the hyper buzz they get from downing cups of their ultra-caffeinated...

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Pendragon's Hearth Dragon Fire Pit

Melissa Crisp smiths some wicked fire pits. You've seen her stunning (yet slightly twisted) Forest Fire Pit burning through these parts before. And here we have an equally equal parts cool and disturbing example of her...

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Unbreakable Silicone Pint Glasses

$14.98 - $18.98 from Amazon »

Just be careful those hulking hands don't squish your drink right out of the cup. Jokel makes their unbreakable pints out of silicone to eliminate the shattered glass party foul, but it's possible they're just replacing...

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All-Weather Bluetooth Precision Speaker

$44.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

Singin' in the rain is way easier with a backing track. And pumping the backing track, without destroying or relegating your player to a bag of rice for the next 48 hours, is way easier with Koar's All-Weather Bluetooth...

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$7.79 from Amazon »

I never was much of a Go Fisher. Unlike War, it just had too many rules to keep track of so I always lost. The same will probably happen with Go F*ck, the "adult" version of the kiddie card game, but I get the sense that...

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Vintage Electric Bikes

$4,995 from Vintage Electric »

Nostalgia at 20 MPH, Vintage Bikes will take you back and propel you forward. The cruisers and commuters front Art Deco aesthetics and WWI-era motordrome racer lines, but get a 21st century boost in action from their...

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IPA Beer Brittle

$17.88 from Amazon »

Give your lady some fine truffles for Valentine's Day, and maybe she'll return the favor with a package of GoodHead flavored gel. Or, as a first runner up, Small Batch Brittle's IPA Beer Brittle....

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Da Vinci Vaporizer

$99.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

I don't know about you, but my reaction time and hand-eye coordination don't exactly improve when I'm inhaling certain pastimes. Phones, cups of Kool-Aid, grilled cheese sandwiches, and even the apparatus responsible...

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Wheelmate Steering Wheel Work Surface

$24 from Amazon »

What is this an April Fool's Groundhog Day joke? Why do I need an ergonomic work surface while I'm driving? It's hard enough to shave, text, and eat panang curry from Pretty Thai for a White Guy when I'm behind the wheel....

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$19.99 from Amazon »

Hide & Drink hand makes these nifty leather pint glass sleeves (with handles!) for sophisticated beer drinkers and sloppy drunks alike. Instead of chilling your hand and warming your beer with direct skin-to-glass contact...

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Inflatable Human Foosball Table

$3,995 from EZ Inflatables »

The little plastic men make it look so easy. I'm not sure how much demand there could be out there for an inflatable human foosball arena, but if that's what bounces your house, EZ Inflatables is all set to blow up your...

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$74.42 - $137.99 from Amazon »

I was thinking my girlfriend might find a V-Day Mr. Lover suit sexy. A grand gesture the equivalent of male lingerie. What do you think? Too much? Should I just send her a dick pic instead?...

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Fatboy Oriental Rug Picnic Lounge

$241.40 from Amazon »

Or is it a Persian rug? Probably neither, but any which way, this outdoor blanket fashioned in the likeness of a fine indoor carpet will add some exoticism to your next picnic or day at the beach. Fatboy makes the oversized...

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Crosman Pioneer Airbow

$849 from Crosman »

If you're a big game hunter living in Arizona*, you are Crosman Golden. It's the only state in the US where there's a season for pursuing just about every species of big game on the Crosman docket with the company's forthcoming...

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Giveaway: Ray Super Remote

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Meet Ray. He's the He-Man of remote controls. The Master of the Universal. Ray consolidates controllers, recommends shows, and gives you access to all of your favorite on-screen pastimes with a tap or two of his dynamic...

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Bracelet Flask

$39.99 from Amazon »

Fancy fashion designer Cynthia Rowley made a Flask Bracelet that sold for around $225. You can see it on the lady's wrist in image gallery above. But Braced has made a Bracelet Bangle Flask that's waaaay better than Rowley's...

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Lekue Collapsible Popcorn Popper

$19.90 from Amazon »

If you would like to gorge on popcorn during movie night and Super Bowl Sunday, and save space in your kitchen the other days of the week, Lekue has an idea. Their microwave popcorn popper lets you blast open kernels...

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Pocket Tool Works Handmade Multi-Tools

$29.99 - $32.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

Pocket Tool Works makes mini multis. Nothing is big or unwieldy about them, including their production. The company currently consists of just 2 dudes, self-proclaimed "everymen" Kyle Engel and Matt McDonald, who handmake...

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Repel A Pest Ultrasonic Rodent Repeller

$29.99 from Amazon »

When I saw the Repel A Pest I thought maybe I should get one for my girlfriend to take to Mexico with her next month so she doesn't catch the Zika virus. But after reading more about the ultrasonic device, it seems it's...

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Phone-Cleaning Microfiber T-Shirts

$18 - $22 from Etsy »

Those microfiber cloth squares they give you with your phones and tablets to clean the screens? Or your glasses and sunglasses to polish the lenses? I usually accidentally throw mine away with the box. Or forget them....

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USB-Powered Pac-Man Ghost Light

$28.31 from Amazon »

A Pac-Man Ghost wouldn't be my first choice for a night light. Isn't the whole point of a night light to ward off ghosts? Make you less afraid of them? Not to mention that Pac-Man Ghosts in particular have a decades-long...

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BenShot Bullet Shot Glass

$15 from Amazon »

Shot through the glass / And you're to blame / Guess I'm lucky you / Got bad aim (bad aim)....

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Trinitite Specimen

$32.95 from Amazon »

You can cook up Trinitite only in a nuclear kitchen. The material comes from the US' nuclear test blast of the Trinity Bomb in New Mexico on July 16, 1945. It was Dr. Frankensteined when the intense heat of the explosion...

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baKBlade DIY Back Hair Shaver

$34.95 from Amazon »

baKBlade calls this extra-large razor the Big Mouth because its accompanying app is programmed to ridicule your bushy shoulders and thatches of back hair as soon as you let that wiry jungle get out of control....

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GoodHead Flavored Gel

$9.92 from Amazon »

I read the following comment about GoodHead's Cinnamon-flavored lubricant / pleasure enhancer for the administrator of oral sex: "It's like chewing Big Red and sucking...the best damn lube period!" Unfortunately, there...

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ThermalTech Solar-Powered Jackets

$139 - $189 from ThermalTech »

If the sun can power our chargers and flashlights, why not our winter coats and jackets? We've already been using batteries and electrical cords to help us stay warm in frigid temperatures for years. I remember my mama...

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99 Bottles of Beer Scratch-Off Chart

Who cares where you've been, it's what you drank while you were there that counts. Pop Chart Lab has made some mighty fine inforgraphics over the years (The Mapper of Every Rapper was previously my personal favorite)...

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Electric Shoe & Boot Dryer & Warmer

$15.99 - $19.99 from Amazon »

He may not get as much press as Dr. Love, but at this time of year you might find an appointment with Dr. Dry just as valuable. His electric inserts slip into cold, wet shoes and boots, using a built-in PTC heater to...

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HyperChiller Iced Coffee Maker

Sold Out from Amazon »

If you can hold your horses and swirl your wrist for 60 seconds or so, pure, refreshing iced coffee to start the day, or keep you chugging along through it, is yours. HyperChiller cools fresh hot coffee into fresh iced...

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LithiumCard Wallet Battery with Smartphone Charger

Wallets' job description just keeps on growing. What used to be no more than a suitcase for cash and condoms has now been tasked with carrying everything from credit and fro yo frequent patron cards to custom-fitted knives...

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BOLT Lightning-Thwarting Tent

Before I continue, and before the angry emails start rolling in, let me be clear: the BOLT shelter is still in R&D stages. Product / industrial design student Kama Jania developed it for an academic project, and while...

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HEAT-WAVE Hot Stone Massage Tool

$87 from Amazon »

Valentine's Day Idea: get a hot stone to give your chosen one an even hotter massage. The SYNERGY STONE HEAT-WAVE (their choice to yell, not mine) is a curvy muscle roller that heats in 60 seconds in the microwave, and...

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Drop Stop - Car Seat Gap Filler

$19.99 from Amazon »

Sometimes crack kills. Other times it sucks your phone, coins, parking validations, and Boom Chicka Popcorn into the black hole that is the space underneath your seat. At best, it forces blind digging and awkward arm...

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Air Bonsai Floating Tree

$200 - $230 from Hoshinchu »

If you take a look at this floating bonsai tree, it should be pretty clear what it is: a floating bonsai tree. We've even seen enough floating things around here to know that the Air Bonsai is able to levitate (and spin...

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Phantom Mini Vaporizer

$54.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

"Vape" made Lake Superior State's 41st Annual List of Banished Words--terms and phrases that ran rampant in 2015, and that they deem overused, irritating, or just plain stupid. The voting panel wishes these words would...

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Slow Joe Zombie Mug

No, you are not seeing a hideously realistic zombie on the face of this mug just because you haven't had your coffee yet today. The zombie is real. Well, as real as Turkey Merck Pottery can make him with stoneware, ceramic...

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The Movie Book (Big Ideas Simply Explained)

$17 from Amazon »

Apparently, DK writes a whole series of books on Big Ideas Simply Explained, but The Movie Book is by far the most interesting. The others are about boring things like Shakespeare, philosophy, and...ugh...politics. The...

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Crock-Pot Entertaining System

$32 - $55.79 from Amazon »

What a crock of sh...azam! Piping-all-night dips, steaming appetizers, even hot roasts in waiting. Crock-Pot has always made cooking for the Super Bowl easier, and now I see they've heightened hosting efforts too with...

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Giveaway: The Rotisserie Barrel

Juicy chicken. Succulent roast pork. Crusted lamb dripping with lambiness. All in as little as 30 minutes, and with just as little effort from you. Click here and enter to win The Rotisserie Barrel, a charcoal fired rotisserie...