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Here are some levitators in training. Really. No, not really. I think they're actually people who really like to train in training, and upping their training game with the StrongBoard Balance....

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I think I've spent at least 50% of my life over the last month sitting prisoner in a car or stuffed into a seat on an airplane. And the rest of the time my muscles have been under constant stress from my American Ninja...

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Lamzac Hangout

$79 from Fatboy »

The Lamzac Hangout is a DIY cloud. Except made of solid nylon ripstop so you won't go crashing thousands of feet to the earth when you lie down on one. And also minus the ice crystals. Unless you decide to unfurl a Lamzac...

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The Aqua Jump Eclipse 200 delivers 124 square feet of bouncy, bouncy, bouncy. And hopefully no broken body parts or concussions when you fall off because this 20' trampoline bad boy also floats. Flips, sky high leaps...

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Revogi Smart Color LED Light Bulb

$29.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

No, it's not a succulent Russian dumpling stuffed with meat. Revogi is a light bulb. And, like most inanimate objects these days, it's a smart one. Paired via Bluetooth to an iOS or Android device, you can use a touchscreen...

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Giveaway: Shinbudo Weapons Training Bokken

Shinbudo Weapons Training Bokken Giveaway Winner: Congratulations to Arnaud LG of Vancouver, WA, winner of the Shinbudo Weapons Training Bokken. Thanks to all entrants, and be sure to check the Dude homepage or Dude Giveaways...

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iNyx - Self-Contained-Bedroom Bed

$9,999 from iNyx »

January 2017 Update: iNyx has now developed its own website. At printing, the online ordering system linked to an iNyx IndieGoGo crowdfunding page here....

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Scalemail Spaulders

$65 from Etsy »

Fashion-forward and cosplaying ladies will love these scalemail spaulders and choker from Silmaril Clothing. Dudes, you might like them too if you can tear your eyes away from the model's tattoo long enough to check them...

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The Chambong

$25 from Amazon »

The Chambong is an elegant glass vessel used for the "rapid and enhanced" (and elegant!) consumption of sparkling wine. Just mind the bubbles, whose population density in champers is apparently, like, 4 times what it...

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$7.47 from Amazon »

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Leather Six-Pack Bike Caddy

$59.95 from DudeIWantThat.com »

Ahhh, full grain leather, a 6-pack of fine brew, and...physical activity? Blech. Can we swap that last one out for a cigar? No? That would defeat the entire purpose of Fyxation's bike-mounted beer caddy? Well. Alright....

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$94.95 from Amazon »

Circles symbolize unity, wholeness, totality. And also hidden, razor-sharp blades. At least when they're Vicious Circles, and come forth from the loins of Mantis Knives....

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Biomass, sticks, or charcoal bricks--burn your pick with StoveTec's Rocket Stove. The 2-door cooker is designed to ignite your choice of fuel within its metal-lined walls, and includes a ceramic fiber combustion chamber...

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The SunDen Smart Rig & Cooler

$100 - $299 from SunDen »

Your wingman for summer has arrived. Well...its crowdfunding campaign has anyway. Like the Coolest Cooler before it, the SunDen hit Kickstarter this week seeking to consolidate and elevate, optimize and smartify all facets...

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Magnetic Makker Keychain

No, it's not a real Monkey Fist, but the Makker Keychain is still a handy little piece of EDC. Also one that is way more legal in your state and way less likely to put your eye out. This handmade knot of leather is wrapped...

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$18.90 from Amazon »

I used to stuff a wad of clothes I knew I'd need during my trip in my carry-on backpack so that I could use it as a footrest on the plane. But recently I discovered that if I put the overstuffed backpack on my open tray...

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ManCan Personal Keg System

$195 - $265 from ManCan »

Now this is the kind of "water reservoir" I'm talking about. The ultimate in hiking hydration, or portable happy hour, the ManCan is a personal keg system complete with a stainless steel keg, 2-stage Regulator System...

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Have you been looking for a way to make the grocery and to-do lists you leave on the fridge for your girlfriend / wife / roommate / mama even more annoying? This should do it: Magnetic HTML. Like a magnetic poetry kit...

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Balluga Smart Interactive Bed

$1,199 - $1,999 from Balluga »

How many reasons do you have not to get out of bed in the morning? Balluga will add at least half a dozen more. This interactive bed claims it is the World's Smartest, and after reading a bit about it, I'll at least grant...

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$74.96 from Amazon »

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$64.95 from Amazon »

When the fit hits the shan and you really need a hand, don't spaz out. SPAX out. This unique combo tool from Ontario Knife is part of the company's Spec Plus Next generation series for military, sporting, and rescue use....

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i-Scream Vibrator

$79.09 from Firebox.com »

I scream, you scream, we all scream for i-Scream! But mostly you, ladies. I just like sex toy designer Shiri Zinn's new vibrator because it makes you happy. And also encourages me to go get a Vanilla Caramel Nestle Drumstick...

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Polymagnets - Programmable Smart Magnets

I'm not a science geek--and by that I mean I'm not smart enough to be a science geek--but for those of you who are, give the magicians behind Polymagnets about 10 minutes, and they will blow your minds....

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$19.99 from Amazon »

Yes, the Million Mile Light will go for a million miles, but only if you can. The tiny, battery-free clip-on device is powered by motion, and intended as a safety light for runners, walkers, and breakdancers engaging...

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Baker Miller Naptime Hoodie

$318 from Vollebak »

Built-in nap protocol: score. Hydrophobic and water-repellent: score. Windproof: score. Cozy and insulated: score. The Baker Miller Hoodie scores a lot of points for being slick and functional. But how many does it lose...

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Giveaway: Moscow Copper Co. Mule Mugs & Flask

Moscow Copper Co. Mule Mugs & Flask Giveaway Winner: Congratulations to Alan C. of Cicero, NY, winner of the Moscow Copper Co. Mule Mugs & Flask. Thanks to all entrants, and be sure to check the Dude homepage or Dude...

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$9.99 - $64.99 from Amazon »

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$189.90 from Amazon »

Merax calls their Pu Leather convertible seating a "leisure sofa" and, indeed, I can think of some leisurely things to do on it. The modern, floor-hugging design folds from coach to full-size bed, with 5 adjustable back...

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POLAR Modular Magnet Pen 2.0

$44 from Polar Pen »

POLAR debuted 2-1/2 years ago as a pen that can do your writing when it's time to TCB and then serve as an accomplice to your goofing off when it's time to TCB, but you really don't feel like it. The modular pen consists...

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Despite statistics showing that February 2016 was the warmest month on Earth in the history of Earth, it is still winter on my street. Chilly, windy, tomato-soup-time winter. And what goes better with tomato soup than...

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Batman v. Superman Wooden Bow Ties

$75 from Woodnax »

As Batman and Superman duke it out on the big screen for Best (and Most Smug) Superhero, you and your friend Cornelius can clip on a pair of WoodnAx Batman and Superman wooden bow ties and duke it out in real life for...

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$23.44 from Amazon »

Maybe "All-Thing" is a slight exaggeration. The magic Opener EXTREME won't open a corked wine bottle. Or a bag of chips. Or, ladies, his heart to you. But it will open a lot. Beer bottles, screw-top bottles, pull-tab...

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Titanium Bottle Opener Sunglasses

$119.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

Sunglasses. They can become as iconic as the people whose eyes they cover. Like the ones that Aykroyd and Belushi wore in The Blues Brothers. That Tom Cruise wore in Top Gun. That Ray Charles wore in...life. And now...

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TRITON - Human Gills

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TRITON, the human gills design concept I showed you dudes here 2 years ago (and which many of you had mucho to say about in our comments section) is running a crowdfunding campaign to actually produce the equpiment. TRITONs....

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$17.49 from Amazon »

A picture of a Porn Burger is worth a thousand drools. Maybe even a lick. A bite. At the very least a boner. In Porn Burger: Hot Buns and Juicy Beefcakes, self-described "burger pervert" Matthew Ramsey indulges us with...

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$99.99 - $139.99 from Amazon »

Do you ever just get the feeling some mornings that your wife or girlfriend isn't going to welcome you into bed that night? Like, say, when the night that happens to have had St. Patrick's Day and the kickoff of March...

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The Champagne Gun

Bubbles not bullets. Whether you're a child of the flowers or a child of the second amendment, I think we can agree: the Champagne Gun speaks to all of us....

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$14.95 from Amazon »

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$89.99 - $142.97 from Amazon »

It's not like countertop knife blocks take up that much space, but...yeah, they kind of do. Especially if space in your kitchen is already at a premium, what with the microwave, commercial blender, food processor, electric...

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3D Illusion LED Lamps

These desktop lights are fast becoming this year's favorite double-Ds. It's LED meets 3D when the bulbs are positioned to glow through a grid mapped out on a thin slice of laser-cut acrylic glass. The optical illusion...

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When this Volcano blows, I promise, the only havoc it's going to wreak is on your ability to touch your finger to your nose and make the L O N G 25-foot journey to the kitchen to get that half gallon of Moose Tracks you're...