iceScreen Side View Mirror Mittz

$14.95 from Amazon »

If you already have an iceScreen for your windshield, or you don't care all that much about being able to see out the front of your car, but those side view mirrors better be frost-free, the makers of the magnetic ice...

Silpat Perfect Cookie Baking Sheet

$18.62 from Amazon »

Sure, maybe the cookie dough you've haphazardly slopped on the sheet will taste good. Maybe you can get by with the batter that was a little too runny, or the pinball-sized dollops that grew into baseballs as you scooped...

Charlie Brown Christmas Tree

$18.77 from Amazon »

They say this Charlie Brown Christmas Tree is a nice reminder that the holidays are all about love, but I say it's an even nicer way to eliminate the time, hassle, and mess it takes to buy and put up a real tree. What...

DIY AT-AT Cable Organizer

$34.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

This AT-AT is here not to assault defectors of the Old Republic, but to assault clutter created by tangled webs of cables and cords. The DIY Star Wars combat vehicle kit includes high-grade plywood and basswood cuts...

Compact Titanium Breaching Bar

$103.77 from Amazon »

Hiding Christmas presents in the old shed in your mama's back yard is a terrific idea. Until the old swollen-up door and its pile-of-crap-on-a-park-bench handle lock get stuck and you cannot access the gifts for giving....

Middle Class Problems

$7.39 from Amazon »

Mo' money, mo' problems, right? Never mind starvation and religious persecution. Homes destroyed by conflict or natural disaster. A paucity of healthcare, education, clean water. We're not talking problems of the have-nots...

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Insulated Copper Beer Mug

$32.99 from Amazon »

This copper-plated insulated mug combines the best looking way to drink beer--from a staunch, manly vessel--with the best tasting way to drink beer--frothy and ice cold--with the most practical way to drink beer--from...

Ural Dark Force - The Darth Vader Bike

$14,999 from Ural »

Ural's Dark Side has...bench seating and a sidecar? A trunk? A max cruising speed of 70mph? The company, a US-based affiliate of Russia's Irbit MotorWorks, has just released the Dark Force motorcycle. It won't take you...

Triple Jet Flame Butane Torch Lighter

$13.99 from Amazon »

"The fire that you choose to benefit you in your daily motion is essential." Whoa. Is Scorch Torch a manufacturer of lighters or a celebrity spiritual advisor? I just think your Triple Jet Flame butane torch is cool...

Black Retro Nixie Clock

Sold Out from Amazon »

Thirty-year-old nixie tubes and 22 hours of handiwork go into these retro clocks from Nuvitron. The artisans who make them place authentic, Cold-War-era nixie tubes hauled back from a dusty basement in the former Soviet...

Meccano MeccaNoid G15 KS Robot

$215.24 from Amazon »

Meccano says its supersized, 4-foot-tall Meccanoid G15 KS Personal Robot is suitable for kids 10 and up. I'm mostly interested in the "and up" part. This dude is sweet! He looks like Number 5 from Short Circuit, and seems...

Experimenting with Babies

$10.41 from Amazon »

Nope, Experimenting with Babies is not a Carps & Angsty Manatee card. Nor is it, to the disappointment of at least one Amazon reviewer, a book of "information about surgical experiments intended to transform the baby...

Money Duck Soap - Up to $50 in Each Bar

$12.99 from Amazon »

Know someone who could be a little more diligent about washing their hands? Or their body? Just remember, you catch more flies with honey than vinegar. Or, in this case, you catch more hygienic kids and friends with cash...

The Womanizer (NSFW)

$189 from Amazon »

Ladies and their lady parts must really like this Womanizer contraption and its suction cuppy O-face of a tip because this is one sex toy I keep: 1) reading about in major publications; 2) hearing all my girlfriend's...

Carps & Angsty Manatee

$14.95 from Amazon »

I don't know if Carps & Angsty Manatee is the best unofficial expansion set for Cards Against Humanity, but having played with it last weekend, I can attest to its being a damn good one. It's also a loaded deck, with...

Shiatsu Massage Pillow with Heat

$79.95 from Amazon »

Deck the halls with boughs of...stress. Lots of them. Running in all directions through my neck and back, and with knotty protuberances spanning top to bottom. If you're going to give someone a shiatsu massage machine...

PyroPet Reindeer Candle

$34.29 from Amazon »

Rudolph the white-nosed reindeer / Had a very waxen face / And the next time you see it / I'll have melted it away. All of the other reindeer / Will tremble inside their own skin / As I set a match to Rudolph / And burn...

Urban Armor Gear Cases

$23.99 - $52.42 from Amazon »

For as much as we drop, bang, and skid our smartphones and tablets, it's no wonder Urban Armor Gear began making their ultra-rugged cases. Our devices need mil-spec armor as much as the mil dudes the specs were created...

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Pyro Mini Fireball Shooter

$147 from Ellusionist »

Shooting fireballs from your empty hands just got a sleeker, slyer, more compact upgrade. Ellusionist, by way of magician Adam Wilber, introduced the original Pyro open-palm fireball shooter around this time last year....

Nunchuck Pens

$8.23 from Amazon »

Become a martial artist and show that notebook who's boss, or just make a stocking very happily stuffed this Christmas with a pair of Nunchuck Pens. Two barrels filled with jet black ink are capped with medium-tip ballpoints...

Dude Exclusives Black Friday Sale

If you're too hungover / turkey bloated / afraid of BSC holiday shoppers to hit the stores in person, get your Black Friday shopping on from the comfort of your WiFi connection with the Dude Exclusives site-wi

T-fal OptiGrill Indoor Electric Grill

$118.99 from Amazon »

Kebabs, bacon, steaks, sandwiches. Yep, T-fal pretty much has the cooking of all my major food groups covered with its OptiGrill. The electric grill is even compact enough that I bet I can do all my food prep right from...

LEGO Star Wars Advent Calendar Building Kit

$57.33 from Amazon »

Geez, and I thought Lindt's chocolate advent calendar was pricey. But I guess no number of dollars is too many dollars when we're talking LEGO, Star Wars, and my present to count down the days to getting even more presents....

Razor Crazy Cart XL

$699 from Amazon »

Razor made a Crazy Cart. For kids. Guess who wanted to use all the Crazy Carts. Their parents. Guess what happened when parents used their kids' Crazy Carts. Yep. They busted them. So Razor, ever one to solve problems...

R2-D2 Bubble Machine

$49.70 from Amazon »

Bleep Bloop Blop Bleep Boop...Bubble...Bubble. With The Force Awakens on its way there is no better time to introduce your toddler (or your girlfriend who prides herself on never having seen the Star Wars series) to R2-D2....

Pocket Operator Synthesizers

$59 - $62 from Amazon »

Is that an EDM show in your pocket or did I just lick a stamp I shouldn't have? Budding DJs, club kids, and general jams lovers alike, you can create big sounds using no more than your thumbs and one of Teenage Engineering's...

Schrade Axe with Fire Starter

$37.98 from Amazon »

That's some mighty fine firewood you've chopped there, ma'am, but I must axe you a question: how do you plan to light it? A fire starter built into the handle? You bet I'd like to take a look. How kindling of you to axtend...

Director's Clapperboard Digital Alarm Clock

$68.96 from Amazon »

Wednesday morning, take...how many Wednesdays are in a year? How long have I been alive? Let's say Wednesday morning, take 1800. Ahhh, for those in the industry I'll bet the only sound sweeter than someone shouting out...

Lumio Book Lamp

$225 - $259.99 from Amazon »

Max Gunawan designed Lumio to represent his appreciation for minimalist design and, as an architect, his motivation to optimize the use of small spaces. I bet he's enjoyed a few illuminating books in his life too. Lumio...

The Book with No Pictures

$11.68 from Amazon »

Alright, BJ Novak, it took until "BOO BOO BUTT," but you finally got me. While The Book with No Pictures is 100% a kids' book, it's one of those bedtime reads that, like Seuss and Stories for Children You Hate, is kind...

Lil Friend Micro Fixed Blade Knife

$16.16 from Amazon »

Say hello to my Lil Friend. Literally. At just 3.375" long, Boker's Magnum Lil Friend micro fixed blade isn't just small enough to slide into your pocket, it's small enough to slide into the wallet you slide into your...

SKEYE Hexa Drone

Well, it isn't a SKEYE Embryo as I predicted when we saw the drone-baby factory's Pico, but I think the 6-propellered SKEYE mutant that is Hexa reflects a similar sort of tinkering with the drone genetic code....

Glow-in-the-Dark Golf Balls

$13.95 from Amazon »

Forget the greens, come first snow me and my friend Cornelius are going to be grabbing some heavy-handed egg nog and driving these glowing globes of golf across the whites. Now I just need to find a footlong tee....

Thing Explainer: Complicated Stuff in Simple Words

$13.99 from Amazon »

While I think Randall Munroe takes things, or, more precisely, thing explaining, too far when he "un-jargons" words such as smartphone ("hand computer"), helicopter ("plane with turning wings"), and microwave ("food-heating...

Electric Shock Puzzle Cube

$6.61 from Amazon »

Sometimes Santa leaves coal. Other times Santa leaves a puzzle cube that electro-shocks the ever-loving misbehavin' out of the naughty boys and girls on his list....

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TI:ME Leather Sneaker Slippers

Giveaway: TI:ME Leather Sneaker Slippers

By: TI:ME »

They're slippers disguised as sneakers. They're a cloak of precise design and contemporary style covering the ultimate in coziness and comfort. They're what James Bond wears to get the mail and make beer runs. And now...

Vintage-style Kerosene Lighter

$39.86 from Amazon »

Here's a little lighter that's a little off the beaten scorched path. Its look is a little vintage and a little steampunk. Its functionality is a little like a Zippo and a little like the kerosene lamps my grandma kept...

Micro BB Crossbow

Discontinued

Why doesn't my Cubicle Warfare book include a chapter on How to Build a Micro BB Crossbow? Not that I wouldn't get fired for using it at the office. But we've had these "productivity enhancement strategy consultants"...

Vargo Titanium Pocket Cleats

$67.36 from Amazon »

Vargo's take on their Titanium Pocket Cleats is that the compact, folding crampons are aces at improving speed and traction on runs and ultralight hiking trips through the snow. But given the level to which hell froze...

Kindling Cracker Firewood Splitter

$99.99 from Amazon »

I'm choppin' some wood, splittin' some kindlin', buildin' a fire...naw. I'm really just sitting at my keyboard eating some turkey & gravy potato chips. Yeah, I couldn't believe they were real when I saw the bag either...

Rearview Hand Mirror

$6.99 from Amazon »

Now here's a footy way for bikers and cyclists to add an extra layer of safety to their rides. Cheaper than a bag of chips, and way cheaper than assuming nothing's there and being wrong, too. CIPA's rearview hand mirror...

Ultimate 18-in-1 Pocket Tool

Hey Tiger, I have an 18-in-1 pocket tool with your name face on it. The self-proclaimed ultimate in EDC multis, this credit card-sized tool packs a legal-aged lady's worth of functions into a super slim, super fly metal...

Kitchen Hacks: How Clever Cooks Get Things Done

$12.01 from Amazon »

Want to be a culinary MacGyver? It might not be as admirable or lucrative as righting the world's wrongs, but I bet becoming a master of cooking steaks and making vanilla ice cream by hand will at least get you laid just...

Zafirro - World's Sharpest Razor

$179 - $199 from Kickstarter »

I'm only telling you about a $199 razor because it used to cost $100,000. So they say. And also because they, the creators of Zafirro, also say their razor's sapphire blade make it the World's Sharpest, and longest lasting....

Tesla vs. Edison Board Game

$47.61 from Amazon »

It's the War of Currents! Tesla vs. Edison could be the board game of the holidays this year. Nikola Tesla might be more famous now than he was at the height of his living popularity thanks to to cars, coils, and lighters....

Spy Secrets That Can Save Your Life

$13.99 from Amazon »

We've heard what a Navy SEAL has to say about spitting in the face of danger and disaster...or at least walking away from them alive and safe...so I figured we might as well let a CIA officer weigh in on the topic too....

Up Yours Mug

$12.03 from Amazon »

Say what you mean, and mean what you say. Orrrr...go the passive aggressive route and leave this Up Yours mug on your co-worker's desk when he and the rest of your team are in a meeting and you're sure no one else will...

Home Brewing Beer & Bottle Kits

$199.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

It's one for you, one for me holiday shopping time. Dude Exclusives has Box Brew Kits' Long (and Strong) One at a 12% discount for a limited time. The 1-gallon home brewing kit includes all the parts and ingredients your...