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GLO Brilliant Teeth Whitening Device

$220 from GLO Science »

I'm not sure which I'll dig more: the 5 shades lighter the GLO Brilliant teeth whitening device will render my smile in less than a week, or the 50 shades more blue and luminescent it will make my mouth while I'm wearing...

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Wobbling Willy - Your Face on a Dildo (NSFW)

Dudes, check out the Wobbling Willy's practical application for all those selfies you've been taking. Your face on a dildo. A way, way sexier (and more functional!) gift for your girlfriend than that framed dick pic you...

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Napier Backroadz Truck Tent

$174.99 - $200.85 from Amazon »

Outdoorsy dads, Napier stitched their Backroadz Truck Tent out of premium 800mm polyester taffeta. So once camping season is over you can gift it to your teenage daughter to wear to her winter formal. A win-win for Pops!...

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OtoSet Automatic Ear Cleaning Headset

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I doubt SafKan made its OtoSet to be the Beats headphones of earwax removal systems. But since finishing the last episode of The Defiant Ones, Beats headphones are all I see when I look at the world's first automated...

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Ruffwear Highlands Sleeping Bag for Dogs

$99.95 from Amazon »

Ruffwear sure knows how to capture a happy family. Mom. Dad. Baby Doggo in its very own baby doggo sleeping bag nestled in between. Awww, how adorable. Guess who woves their wittle baby doggo!...

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The Happy Kit

I saw the title of the Happy Kit before I saw what the product was and, cynic that I am, assumed it contained, like, hot cocoa mix, a pet rock with an inspirational saying printed on it, and whatever today's version of...

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Mk. III MegaBot - Piloted Battle Mech

MegaBots October 2017 Update: A couple months (years?) late, but the duel has an official stream date - October 17 at 10pm ET here on Twitch...

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BearArms Paracord Bullet Bracelets

Bare wrist? BearArms and flash it up. Louisville-based Sean Ramsey single-handedly makes and sells all of his military-themed BearArms Bullet Bracelets. Geared towards outdoorsmen, soldiers and their families, law enforcement...

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Waterproof Socks

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Showers Pass made these waterproof socks to keep athletes' and other F the rain weather warriors' feet dry when they run, hike, and bike in anything from light drizzles to torrential downpours...

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SHTF Mystery Gear Box Club

$19.99 - $89.99 from SHTF Gear »

From SHTF: Do you want survival and prepper gear but don't want to have to constantly scour the web looking for the best stuff? Sign up for our SHTF Survival monthly subscription box for as low as $19.99 per month. You'll...

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Termitat Termite Desktop Display

$125 - $150 from Termitat »

If I got a Termitat and displayed it on my desktop I guarantee you the first thing that would happen is my cat Zanzibar would figure out a way to knock it over and bust it open and let a bunch of Dampwood Termites loose...

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GrillFloss BBQ Grill Cleaning Tool

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If I can't even be bothered to floss my own teeth how likely is it I'm going to floss my grill? This GrillFloss tool better be reeeeal easy and un-bothersome to use...

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Rollbe Super Compact Measuring Wheel

$16 - $20 from Kickstarter »

Rollbe is here for all those times you've gotten into it with your friend Cornelius about how high or long or...girthy something is. The discs on these tiny wheels are either 4" (10 cm) or 8" (20 cm) around, marked in...

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Glass Skull Tiki Torch

$19.99 from Amazon »

No need to wait for Halloween to line your path with Skull Tiki Torches. I think the creepy lanterns of death would make great additions to Labor Day weekend parties too. They certainly capture my feelings about the end...

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Playboy: The Complete Centerfolds, 1953-2016

$50.97 from Amazon »

Did you know Marilyn Monroe was the first ever Playboy centerfold? It happened in 1953, and launched what would become Hugh Hefner's iconic Playmate of the Month title and spread. And I didn't know of this before. Clearly...

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Mini Matchstick Revolver

$182.86 from DHgate.com »

This mini model 304 revolver is a little pricey given all it does is load matches and go Bang! but if you're looking for a gift for a man, you really can't go wrong with a toy that...loads matches and goes Bang!...

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The Ripple Rug Cat Play Mat

$42 from Amazon »

With the Ripple Rug, when your cat gives you that look like, "Yeah, I just rolled in and scratched up and disheveled your shit. What're you gonna do about it, son?" you can just shrug and tell him, "Not a thing, Zanzibar...

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Cowboy Cauldron BBQ & Fire Pits

$1,695 - $2,995 from Cowboy Cauldron Co. »

A Cowboy Cauldron brings together folks from all walks of life. Wranglers can cook out with witches. Dudes from the ranch can grill with dads from McMansions. Fantasy fans can warm their hands across the fire pit from...

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Life-Size Bigfoot Statue

$2,565 from Amazon »

It's not so much a Bigfoot sighting as it is a Bigfoot companion for life with this life-size Garden Yeti Statue from Design Toscano. If you thought the 8-1/2-foot-tall garden gnome would increase your home's value and...

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National Geographic The Photo Ark

$23.79 from Amazon »

Joel Sartore's photographic art encompasses the beauty, splendor, humor, and sadness of the animal kingdom in The Photo Ark: One Man's Quest to Document the World's Animals. Published by National Geographic, the book...

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TrapTap Wireless Speed Trap Indicator

$149 from TrapTap »

The TrapTap could be a lifesaver. For schoolchildren. For your driving record. And mostly, for your wallet. This simple little button sticks onto your vehicle's dash and flashes red, blue, or green to warn you of speed...

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Uno Bolt E-Unicycle

$999 - $1,099 from Uno Bolt »

Uno, dos, tres...Bolt! You won't go 0 to 60 in 3.5 seconds - or ever - on the Uno Bolt, but you will have the privilege of scooting away lickety split from the lady who caught you helping yourself to her plum tree (hey...

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Wooly Snuffle Foraging & Feeding Mat for Dogs

$49.95 from Amazon »

No, it's not a scalped Fraggle, it's the Wooly Snuffle Mat. Here to facilitate one and restrain another of your dog's instilled canine instincts with its shag-rug-on-acid pile...

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Saberlight Thunderblade Tactical Arc Lighter

$25.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

In addition to plasma arc lighter and carbon steel-coated serrated knife, this handy outdoorsman's tool has lookin' like a lightsaber hilt going for it too. The Thunderblade arc lighter from Saberlight rounds out its...